Ever got caught masterbating?

[stanmarshcnwy]

Have you ever got caught masterbating by wife or girlfriend?
Share your story

 

[bisexplicit]

I haven't been caught masturbating, either.

 

[morewickedfun]

One time I caught myself and I screamed.

 

[Sean]

Why is it that noobs can never spell masturbate?

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I got caught masturbating by my gf. I had to stand in the corner for an hour.

 

[HappyMisha]

One time I caught myself and I screamed.

*water spew*

Welcome to thread 10,998 on the subject.

 

[VampireD]

LOL , good one Sean..maybe its an alt?... figures.. must be a kid who wants to learn dirty stuff about the ladies..but they are going to smash this thread

 

[1hotbabe]

Why is it that noobs can never spell masturbate?

They're still trying to master it...

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

must be a kid who wants to learn dirty stuff about the ladies

Matthew Craig is back?

 

[morewickedfun]

*water spew*

Welcome to thread 10,998 on the subject.

well it was shocking. My hand was touching my pokananny!

 

[VampireD]

maybe bob, but at least MC can spell masturbate.. his fav thing to do. lol

 

[charpentier]

Never been caught, yet..............

 

[1hotbabe]

well it was shocking. My hand was touching my pokananny!

Never let your hand do what a toy can do in ten times the speed...

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

*happily rubbing my twiggie*

who's that? What?

I was not wanking. I was not. Don't aim your thread at me, buddy.

No, you can't smell my fingers.

 

[morewickedfun]

Never let your hand do what a toy can do in ten times the speed...

meh my fastest time to achieve orgasm by fingers is 2.5 minutes.
I don't like toys my clit is way too sensitive.

 

[notDV81]

One time I caught myself and I screamed.

Caught a glimpse of yourself in the mirror, did you? I imagine that must have been pretty harrowing.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I've never been a party to masterbating in my entire existence.

 

[coffeebean]

yup



a maid



that is all I am saying

 

[ezlay_2nite]

Why is it that noobs can never spell masturbate?

If ya can do it right, ya can't spell it right...

 

[morewickedfun]

Caught a glimpse of yourself in the mirror, did you? I imagine that must have been pretty harrowing.

nods the harrowing thing about it was being so turned on that i came too fast.

 

[HappyMisha]

meh my fastest time to achieve orgasm by fingers is 2.5 minutes.
I don't like toys my clit is way too sensitive.

I can beat that watching girl/girl porn...

 

[1hotbabe]

meh my fastest time to achieve orgasm by fingers is 2.5 minutes.
I don't like toys my clit is way too sensitive.

2.5 minutes, eh? I've never timed myself...but, I can get off pretty quick.

I love my toys!! I wear them out.

 

[VampireD]

notDV81
Experienced Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 41

Quote:
Originally Posted by morewickedfun
One time I caught myself and I screamed.

Caught a glimpse of yourself in the mirror, did you? I imagine that must have been pretty harrowing.

I'm puttin my vote in...I think this is an MC alt!!! too much spam and rude.. Anyone else agree?

 

[Su86]

I think the shortest amount of time in which i got myself off was about 30 seconds.

I was extremely turned on at the time.

 

[morewickedfun]

I can beat that watching girl/girl porn...

ewww ok i just puked in my mouth.