Ever Feel Like Norma Desmond
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seXieleXie
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seXieleXie
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alexandraaah
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I have no idea what you're talking about.
Oh yes, and I'm ready for my close-up.
Oh yes, and I'm ready for my close-up.
Laurel
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So I'm reading porn (like I do for hours every night), and I thought I'd to share this. If you want to seduce me, don't bring me champagne & chocolate covered strawberries in front of a roaring fire. Bring me Diet Coke & pizza in front of some fab PPV boxing match. Vargas/De La Hoya or Lewis/Tyson are goodies. Absent that, reruns of Mr. Show With Bob & Dave will do.
Laurel
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Exactly. Thank you, lavy. I read a lot about fireplaces and bear rugs and chocolate covered strawberries...and these things are nice, don't get me wrong. However, if some guy showed up with pizza & beer (assuming I were single, of course) - maybe a pint of Ben & Jerry's - my heart would go all fluttery in ways that strawberries will never do. Especially if it's REALLY good pizza.
alexandraaah
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What I really want is a roaring fireplace, a box of chocolates, a dozen red, long-stemmed roses, a love letter, bearskin rug, and all of it in a soft-porn glow.
It's just so...............me.
It's just so...............me.
Rhys
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lavender said:Like I've said before. Show up with a stack of newspapers, a big bottle of tequilla, some limes, salt, and a case of bottled Mexican beer. Be sure to bring some finger paints (that's what the newspapers are for). And I'll slowly get naked for you as you grace my body with various body shots, until I'm lying before you ready for you to paint me.
After I have enough paint to make me look like an Indian warrior, or at least Nuwanda from Dead Poet's Society, we'll drink the beer and watch a Coen Bros. flick.
A full sex romp might come before the movie, but that depends on my mood, and how good your hands feel while painting me.
taking notes....
Problem Child
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Come fishing with me on a warm summer afternoon on a secluded lake in the oak studded hills. There's a covered floating swim dock moored in the middle of it. Drink cold beer with me and make me laugh. As the sun sets, we tie up the boat to the dock and go for a naked swim together, and then make love under the moon and stars. There are no mosquitos.
Rubyfruit
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Take me camping
By a stream with hiking trails nearby. Let's have freshly-caught grilled trout for dinner, drinks around the roaring fire and a comfy tent ready to take us in for the night.
I want to wake up next to you in the morning. I want to see if I can snuggle even closer to your body in the pre-dawn chill. I want to get up first and make you fresh, hot coffee.
I want to feel the stubble on your face as you kiss me deeply, the frost of our mingled breath evaborating together.
I want ....
By a stream with hiking trails nearby. Let's have freshly-caught grilled trout for dinner, drinks around the roaring fire and a comfy tent ready to take us in for the night.
I want to wake up next to you in the morning. I want to see if I can snuggle even closer to your body in the pre-dawn chill. I want to get up first and make you fresh, hot coffee.
I want to feel the stubble on your face as you kiss me deeply, the frost of our mingled breath evaborating together.
I want ....
