Ever Been Knocked on Your ASS??

[juicylips]

You know what I mean.

"I want a divorce"

"I am pregnant"

"You're fired"

"I don't love you anymore"

Etc, etc.

You had no idea and wasn't expecting it. Whoosh.

Next thing you know you are on your ass!

JL

 

[Orlanth]

"I don't love you anymore"

 

[Sillyman]

Yes. When I lent my friend my car.

"Well the good news is, your air bags worked..."

 

[Summery]

Edited~ I don't need to post while so emotional.

 

[juicylips]

Yes. When I lent my friend my car.

"Well the good news is, your air bags worked..."

LMAO...that has actually happened to me before.

I feel your pain.

JL

 

[LadyDarkFire]

"Hey ******, How are you?"


"I'm Gay"


*insert noise of LDF Hitting floor with a "WHOMP"*

 

[Sillyman]

I was just glad he wasn't hurt.

 

[juicylips]

Summery!!

You can't post shit like that and not tell me what the fuck is going on!!


MSN? PM??

Spill chickie to your best friend.

JL

BTW - I know you are very real.

 

[Summery]

Re: Summery!!

You can't post shit like that and not tell me what the fuck is going on!!


MSN? PM??

Spill chickie to your best friend.

JL

BTW - I know you are very real.

Sorry JL, had to edit.
You can call or email me.

 

[juicylips]

"Hey ******, How are you?"


"I'm Gay"


*insert noise of LDF Hitting floor with a "WHOMP"*

Was this before or after you thought he was a hunk of burnin' love??

How ya doing, LDF? Miss seeing you around.
JL

 

[Phoenix]

Many times I have been knocked on my ass. How about some of these

"I am fine just having problems with my boyfriend" (By a girl I had a crush on and everyone but her knew about it)

Me: "You are beautiful"
Girl: "That's nice" (then ups and leaves without even looking back at me)


and my personal favorite

" I do not think we should be together anymore. I love you but it never gonna happen in it is about time we face that reality. You have your life and I have mine. You have no idea how much I love you, but for your sake probably even more than mine. We can not be together. I love you too much to put you through any more pain."

By woman I was engaged or dating for about 3 years off and on.


Ah the taste of cold floor how familiar yet finicky the Linoleum is this time of year.

 

[Cibo]

I was knocked on my ass so hard that I think I almost went hit hell yesterday, and I am not kidding.

 

[juicylips]

I was knocked on my ass so hard that I think I almost went hit hell yesterday, and I am not kidding.

And????


Details, kiddo

JL

 

[Cibo]

Last page, 2nd post says all.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=68239&goto=lastpost

 

[scylis]

i really, really wish i could give a nearly exact quote, all nice an neat, but my brain shut down for about two weeks as soon as i read the words. this is it in a nutshell, a very close approximation, with a little bit of the buildup to the "punch line." (note: she's going to BYU in Utah at the moment)

*******************************************
i need to do a botany internship for the next two summers. there aren't any up in AK.

w...w...what?

how long are we going to continue to be, well, "us?"
*******************************************

"stick a fork in me, i'm done" right then. felt like dying. even if i had had a gun at that point, i don't think i was coherent enough to even get the damn thing to fire.

 

[juicylips]

"stick a fork in me, i'm done" right then. felt like dying. even if i had had a gun at that point, i don't think i was coherent enough to even get the damn thing to fire.

Damn. I am sorry to hear that. I think that qualifies for being knocked on your ass.

JL

 

[freescorfr]

All these things are violences we receive - you describe it so well. A death, an accident, a divorce - everything that comes out of the blue and gives us a shock. They are one of the most difficult things to deal with because we feel we are victim - the rape.

Important thread JL.

My dad died last year, good life, a good dad, 79 - still a shock.

 

[juicylips]

My dad died last year, good life, a good dad, 79 - still a shock.

So sorry, f. To lose a parent, even if you are expecting it, is never, never easy.

JL

 

[scylis]

Damn. I am sorry to hear that. I think that qualifies for being knocked on your ass.

JL

and do you know what the first thing i did after reading that?

yup, that's right. i jumped up out of my chair and my ass promptly met the ground!



amazing how that works. even if you do be sitting down, it still git ya.

 

[russell]

ass

You're fired....turn in all of your keys and take your personal belongings

 

[juicylips]

Re: ass

You're fired....turn in all of your keys and take your personal belongings

Yep. Nothing like losing your job and not see it coming.

Hope you were able to regroup.

JL

 

[christophe]

You know what I mean.

"I want a divorce"

"I am pregnant"

"You're fired"

"I don't love you anymore"

Etc, etc.

You had no idea and wasn't expecting it. Whoosh.

Next thing you know you are on your ass!

JL

and here I thought this would be literal...hell yes in martial arts class I get knocked down on my ass all the time....but like a bad penny, I always turn back up

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

omg, I know noone is going to belive this but.... No nothing like that has ever happened to me

 

[wizbit9]

were breaking up times 2

broke my heart (both times)

 

[Rambrat]

You know what I mean.

You had no idea and wasn't expecting it. Whoosh.

Next thing you know you are on your ass!

JL

yup!

SUMMERROSE...WHY DID YOU TAKE AWAY THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE!