Ever been caught in the act?

[Nefarious]

Driving down the freeway one night, the girlfriend got the urge and started giving me head. That was only enough to get her fires lit, so she proceeded to climb into my lap as I was driving. I had to get off the road, and we ended up in a vineyard. We were really going at it when airport police knocked on the window. We were only a couple hundred yards from Ontario International Airport. They were too busy laughing and checking her out, so they let us go.

The story to top is from a guy I used to work with. He took his girlfriend to the Palm Springs Tram. It runs up the face of a mountain range from the desert to an alpine paradise. They took a long romantic walk through the forest, and ended up finding a lovely spot at the base of a cliff. It was sunny, the ground was sandy, and in no time at all their clothes were in a heap and they were enjoying loud vigorous sex in the wilderness. When they both finished their screaming orgasms, they collapsed to enjoy the afterglow. Then they heard clapping, which grew to mass applause. Hooting, whistling, and cheering followed. They had walked in a big circle, and decided to have sex directly under a tourist view point just below the tram station. He was embarrassed, she was mortified. They dressed quickly and melted back into the forest. Well, there's only one way back to their car, and that's down the tram. In spite of waiting for hours, it seemed that everybody in the tram car (they hold like 40 people) had been a witness to their performance.

 

[lobito]

Got caught by my now Mother in law, playing hanky panky with my Wife, then not married. It's a good thing she likes me.

 

[unclej]

in a motel in abilene, texas...getting a little morning lovin' before heading back to dallas and the maid walked in after a short little half-assed knock...the lady was on top just a bouncin' away and never missed a beat...maid backed out laughing quietly and that was that...

 

[Ishmael]

To many times to count. Kids, neighbors, strangers , the cops, my father when I was 14. Shit.

Ishmael

 

[explain]

Yeah, by my son when he was about 5 while eating out my wife... That took a little explaining that I wasn't drinking her pee...

 

[Liontamr]

Got caught in my bedroom by my then best friend and then roommate when I was 19.. He was in a panic and had rushed into my room to get my attention, but he didn't realize I was busy..

He denied he saw anything, but I mean c'mon, she was riding me facing outwards towards the door and the mirror on it, so I don't know how he couldn't have gotten an eyefull.

 

[Saytur]

another future "mother in law" story . . . my (future) wife was about 17, we were on her bed, no clothes, no sheets . . . my butt was at the top of a very enthusiastic stroke and her mother walked in. I started to reach for a sheet, then realized it was pointless . . . fortunately there was no dad around

 

[lavender]

 

[riff]

Like Ishmael, too many times to count.

The last time was when I was in grad school. Me and my lady friend were going at it on the couch on a Sunday morning, the Rolling Stones "Let It Bleed" was playing, and out from the back of the apartment comes my roommate.

"Good morning," I said, as he walked into the kitchen and then returned to the back of the apartment.

Later, after my lady friend had left, he said only one thing to me:

"Nice tits."

 

[Elizabeth]

Have been caught several times. The last and most memorable was by my 8 year old step daughter. DH and I were going at it on the family room floor and she walked in. It was like 2 am and yes, we should have been in out bedroom but.... Anyway all I hear from the doorway is "Whatta ya doin?" in this very confused, yet half asleep voice. I quickly got up, got my robe and got her to the bathroom, which is where she was headed. Thankfully, she doesn't seem to remember any of it. Now we stay in our room when the kids are home.

 

[lisalove]

uh huh
The funniest time was in the back seat of my bf's car when all of a sudden we hear a tap on the window. The police officer only said to me, "miss are you engaging in this on your own free will?"

 

[Boutoo]

Yup, by my step-father once & also by both my girls at various times>_<

 

[SXCRgirl]

We were at a restaurant having dinner before going to a formal party. He was dressed in a tux and me in my sexy black dress. I got so turned on because well he looked so damn good in a tux. LOL... he always looks so damn good. He makes a garbage bag look so sexy. *sigh* Anyway, I got under the table and gave him a mind shattering blowjob. I think the waiter suspected as my ex-SO couldn't even concentrate on the wine list, but he didn't let on. Let's just say, he and I had a smile on our face all night long and we didn't stay at the party for very long. Imagine that...

 

[Maiden-hunter]

To be in mid thrust when you find out the woman you are fucking is MARRIED when the husband walks in stark naked pulling his girlfreind in by the nippels cos he thought his wife was out

the room became a still life portrate for a while


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[Allexus_TN]

I was riding my then boyfriend in his room at the barracks. His roommate walked in. At the time I was a shy woman, but for some reason, I managed to tell him he had 2 choices: watch or join in.

 

[fairview]

Yes.
I was in the middle of a passionate session with a lovely lady when her ex husband walked into the bedroom with his policemans uniform on. Talk about a passion killer! She later explained that he still had a set of keys and would stop by sometimes for a quickie.

 

[dreamer]

Three times,

First, I was on the recieving end when I saw the police lights flashing in my rear view mirror...ouch...

Second, I was between her thighs when my roommate walked into our appt. I didn't even know for a minute or so...<cringe>

Lastly, My then fiancee's mother came downstairs when we were well...entangled. I don't think either of us had ever moved so fast as that moment...hehe. Like lobito though she loved me, hell she likes me more than my ex does now.

Hopefully three are enough for a lifetime.