Even Worse...

[jadefirefly]

I have found something even worse than the time I posted complaining my father was sleeping on the couch, raising somewhere in the neighborhood of 90 decibels of snoring.

It's having the TV turned up to approximately the same volume, on a channel with not a damn thing good on, by an 82 year old woman who isn't really watching it ANYWAY, but should something that interests her come on, she can -barely- hear it.

....... Someone shoot me now. Please.

 

[Shankara20]

I have found something even worse than the time I posted complaining my father was sleeping on the couch, raising somewhere in the neighborhood of 90 decibels of snoring.

It's having the TV turned up to approximately the same volume, on a channel with not a damn thing good on, by an 82 year old woman who isn't really watching it ANYWAY, but should something that interests her come on, she can -barely- hear it.

....... Someone shoot me now. Please.

I'd hate to loose you before the Sea Monkeys arrive.

Why not take the gun and shoot out the old broads TV?

 

[jadefirefly]

I'd hate to loose you before the Sea Monkeys arrive.

Why not take the gun and shoot out the old broads TV?

Because it's my father's TV.

And they haven't bought her a return ticket yet.

T_T;;

 

[Shankara20]

Because it's my father's TV.

And they haven't bought her a return ticket yet.

T_T;;

oppps - Damn I thought it was a neighbor next door.

Can you shoot the old lady?

Probably not...

DAMN

 

[jadefirefly]

She's channel surfing now.

I'm getting a few seconds of each channel briefly.

I'm not really paying attention, until I hear:

*pssht*

...an erection lasting longer than four hours..

*pssht*

 

[Shankara20]

*pssht*

...an erection lasting longer than four hours..

*pssht*

"seek immediate medical attention"

right! like thats a pill I want to take....

 

[jadefirefly]

"seek immediate medical attention"

right! like thats a pill I want to take....

My mom insists on pointing out that it doesn't mean you're UP for 36 hours...

She's so insistent about it. Sometimes I wonder why, then I realize it's probably best to keep myself out of THAT business....

 

[jadefirefly]

Channel surfing...

*pssht* ...--what if your friend sticks his finger in y--*pssht*

 

[Shankara20]

My mom insists on pointing out that it doesn't mean you're UP for 36 hours...

She's so insistent about it. Sometimes I wonder why, then I realize it's probably best to keep myself out of THAT business....

good idea. My kids have a very low TMI threshold with Pop.

 

[jadefirefly]

good idea. My kids have a very low TMI threshold with Pop.

My dad, thankfully, is silent on any issue having to do with the bedroom. My mom, however, sometimes can't resist making some sort of comment that usually results in my sister and I fleeing to bleach our ears.

 

[jadefirefly]

I'm going nuts.

I don't know why, I just feel like I want to scream. I need to get out of this house, even for only 30 minutes or so. Get a soda, maybe a snack, try like hell to avoid buying more smokes, and get away from the QVC at top volume.

Back soon.

 

[Shankara20]

I'm going nuts.

I don't know why, I just feel like I want to scream. I need to get out of this house, even for only 30 minutes or so. Get a soda, maybe a snack, try like hell to avoid buying more smokes, and get away from the QVC at top volume.

Back soon.

I'm off the bed soon. nighty night...

 

[saw_man1]

I have found something even worse than the time I posted complaining my father was sleeping on the couch, raising somewhere in the neighborhood of 90 decibels of snoring.

It's having the TV turned up to approximately the same volume, on a channel with not a damn thing good on, by an 82 year old woman who isn't really watching it ANYWAY, but should something that interests her come on, she can -barely- hear it.

....... Someone shoot me now. Please.

You must have done something real bad in a past life.

It's all about the Karma. I think.

 

[Guest]

*grin*

Take a speaker magnet. As big as possible.. set it beside the TV in some innocuous container...
Close enough to touch..and at the front of said "glass tit"

Observe hilarity as they try to figure out what is wrong..

 

[jadefirefly]

*grin*

Take a speaker magnet. As big as possible.. set it beside the TV in some innocuous container...
Close enough to touch..and at the front of said "glass tit"

Observe hilarity as they try to figure out what is wrong..

That distorts the screen image, right?

 

[Lilith]

I thought you were visiting my Grams. But you know, she doesn't need a hearing aid right? riiiiiiiiiiiiight.

 

[Vixandra]

Trip the circuit breaker for her room?
Say the TV was using so much energy it blue the thingymabob... um the... fuse, yeah it blew the fuse.


Wow, must be tired when I'm typing how I talk... oh well.

 

[jadefirefly]

Trip the circuit breaker for her room?
Say the TV was using so much energy it blue the thingymabob... um the... fuse, yeah it blew the fuse.


Wow, must be tired when I'm typing how I talk... oh well.

She's in the living room. That's THE tv she's blasting.

*sigh*

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

She's in the living room. That's THE tv she's blasting.

*sigh*

perhaps a raccoon ............

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