Evacuation!

[Black_Bird]

Okay; everybody out of the gene pool! We've got some things to figure out. You, you, and you; out of body experiences are strictly prohibitied. The three of you should know that by now - and YOU! Yes, you. No unauthorized uses of imagination. I don't care if you're just three, you haven't signed the authorizations papers. No, no hugs or kisses are allowed until such time that it is proven to be scientifically beneficial. I don't need you're psudeo-philosophical psychobabble; I want hard numbers, hard proof. And you! Why are you crying? Stop. Yes, now! I said stop. Irrationality has been restricted.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Too late, bubba. I've already reproduced.

 

[Black_Bird]

Too late, bubba. I've already reproduced.

No smiles! Smiles strain the facial muscles and causes wrinkles. Bubba is not an english word. Reproduction is allowed only in a sterile environment. Did he take the proper precautions? Did he use anti-bacterial soap on his penis before inserting it into your vagina? We may have an emergency here.

 

[TWB]

Oh. Nevermind. I thought you said ejaculation.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Sorry, bubba, twasn't no soap around. We were in the bed of a pickup truck out in the middle of some 'skeg in Alaska after doing some mudding. We had to take all of our clothes off because we fell out of the truck and into the muck. Which was fine. Mud is very slippery. It makes me horny even after a good four foot drop into that slop.

*sighs dreamily* Mud makes me horny.

 

[Black_Bird]

Oh. Nevermind. I thought you said ejaculation.

Ejaculation? We have a bio-hazard! You are to be quarantined immediately. Masturbation is strictly prohibited.

 

[Calamity Jane]

So if we've violated damn near every rule... can we at least look forward to some good old fashioned punishment?

 

[TWB]

Ejaculation: The expulsion of seminal fluid from the urethra of the penis during orgasm.

Just looking at KM's av can make that happen.

Who said anything about masturbation?

 

[Black_Bird]

Sorry, bubba, twasn't no soap around. We were in the bed of a pickup truck out in the middle of some 'skeg in Alaska after doing some mudding. We had to take all of our clothes off because we fell out of the truck and into the muck. Which was fine. Mud is very slippery. It makes me horny even after a good four foot drop into that slop.

*sighs dreamily* Mud makes me horny.

"Bubba" "twasn't" and "'skeg" are not proper english vocabulary. I would appreciate it if you avoided using those words.

You coppulated in a combination of H2O and Earth? You are to be quarantined immediately, and your child is to undergo thorough testing to insure he or she has not contracted some disease. You should be ashamed of yourselves; what responcible parents participate in such behavior?

 

[Black_Bird]

So if we've violated damn near every rule... can we at least look forward to some good old fashioned punishment?

No one is punished; they are either rehibilitated or terminated. If they are deemed unable to be rehibilitated, they are terminated as to insure that their radical ideals to not spread among the masses.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Well, darlin', the horny kind do. The bump'n grind is even better in the outdoors, specially in the mud cause it keeps the damned mosquitoes off of you. They hunt by heat.

My son, thanks to his conception in the middle of a geological marvel, is a seven year old paleantologist. He'd rather watch the Discover Channel than cartoons.

So, honeybunch, next time you feel like propogating the species, try it in the mud.

Speaking of sex, can we have a BlackBird ShowerCam, please?

 

[perks]

Birdie, I'll be there in an hour... maybe sooner...

perks

 

[Black_Bird]

 

[missy2]

Sounds like someone has a bug up their ass--no twitching!

 

[Black_Bird]

Sounds like someone has a bug up their ass--no twitching!

*chuckles* Yep. Sounds like it, doesn't it?

 

[missy2]

OOPS!No opinions either,I'm sure.Sorry about that---maybe no apologies also?OOPS! That was a question.I didn't mean to question.I'll just tuck my tail between my legs and go away quietly.(ssshhhh)

 

[Black_Bird]

The question, ladies and gentlemen, is can you live in a totally scientific world? One where every word has one definition, where studies and precautions rule the masses rather then common sense and human nature, how ever flawed it may be? Can you really live like that? Do you want to find out?

 

[freescorfr]

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[shynsexy]

No one is punished; they are either rehibilitated or terminated. If they are deemed unable to be rehibilitated, they are terminated as to insure that their radical ideals to not spread among the masses.

Black_Bird.... sounds like a book i read in school; "the giver" are you reading it?

 

[sunstruck]

Well, darlin', the horny kind do. The bump'n grind is even better in the outdoors, specially in the mud cause it keeps the damned mosquitoes off of you. They hunt by heat.

My son, thanks to his conception in the middle of a geological marvel, is a seven year old paleantologist. He'd rather watch the Discover Channel than cartoons.

So, honeybunch, next time you feel like propogating the species, try it in the mud.

Speaking of sex, can we have a BlackBird ShowerCam, please?

From mud we came and to mud we shall return.

 

[TWB]

I like expanding the gene pool while in the mud.

 

[fgarvb1]

Damnit killerMuffin!

DETAILS woman DETAiLS!