Euphemisms

[SweetVA]

I found this site FULL of euphemisms for sex, masturbation, etc.. I wonder how many could be used in a single story?? Anyone up for the challenge?

EDIT: Also, on the bottom of the page are:
Comedy Porn Titles
Things Never To Say During Sex

More fodder?

VA

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

. . . Anyone up for the challenge?

I think that I would rather hop on the good foot and do the bad thing while playing banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band.

 

[SweetVA]

I think that I would rather hop on the good foot and do the bad thing while playing banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band.

Ass Ventura,: Smut Detective: Case of the Squinty Blowpop


VA