Euphemisms

[fathom7]

You know -- those little phrases that describe something without actually describing it.

Well, one of the interesting things about erotica is that it is fraught with such.

Just for grins, I thought I'd post this to see what your faves are:

Just to get the ball rolling:

vagina:
Love Canal
Channel to Paradise
Man Hole

Male Masturbation:
flipping the flounder
slapping the meat pole
Doin' Colonel Sander's dirty work

Breasts:
Bazookas
Golden Bozos
Mounds of pleasure

Clitoris:
Love button
mini-appendage

Anyway -- have fun with it.

 

[DwayneDibley]

Heres a couple on one of my favourite parts of the female body:

Breasts:
Breasticles
Airbags
Fun bags
Jubblies

 

[Eilan]

Hmmm. . . let's see what I can come up with. I'll try to stay away from the more common ones.

Intercourse (term of choice here since "fucking" and "making love" are also euphemisms):
Making the beast with two backs (from Shakespeare--bonus points if you know which play it's from)

Vagina:
Love tunnel

Penis:
Meatpole/fuckpole (my husband once jokingly used the term blood-gorged fuckpole)
Fuckstick (I mostly like using this for name-calling purposes--think fucktard)

Male masturbation:
Pounding the pud

Anal sex:
Riding the Hershey Trail

Orgasm:
Bust a nut
Die (again, thanks to The Bard for this one)

These are the ones that popped into my head at the moment. I don't know that I have any particular favorites, though I definitely find some euphemisms offensive.

 

[webothliketoshow]

interesting thread but a large drink has fuzzied my brain and i cant think of any to add but will keep looking back

 

[webothliketoshow]

interesting thread but a large drink has fuzzied my brain and i cant think of any to add but will keep looking back

penis; battering ram
intecourse; ramming the rod, plunging the valley
male masterbation; shaking king richard

 

[coolr]

male masturbation:
spanking the monkey
wanking the weasel
jerkin the gerkin (type of pickle sp?)

vagina:
cooch
snatch
cookie

orgasm:
apocolyspse j/j on that one lol

 

[EJFan]

my favorites are from carlin's expanded "7 dirty words" list...

cunnilingus: yodelling in the gulley
menstruation: on the rag, flying the flag, riding the cotton pony
masturbation: beating the bishop, pounding your pud, jerkin' the gherkin
anal sex: goin' up mustard road

there are so many more but i can't think at this hour.

 

[Quoll]

Hmm I`ve done this before in another thread, be warned when DLL finds this one look out.

 

[Quoll]

Bumping uglies

The horizontal mambo

Going for a bit of nookie

Lickin` the kitten

Before the fact

After the fact

(What`s a fact?)
An inch of skin between a muck-hole and a fuck-hole and if you miss one of those you`re in trouble, and that`s a Fact.

 

[fathom7]

How many of these would you use in ONE erotic story of your own devising?

After all -- dependent on the "voice" of the piece and the level of humor conveyed -- many of these -- while amusing -- may not be suitable for the LIT part of the website's name.

Just thinking out loud. (Wait a minute -- this is on-line can't be out loud -- never mind.)

 

[longtimerod]

fucking: hiding the sausage

man masturbating: taking matters in hand!

 

[DLL]

ohhhhhhhhh k everyone sit down and enjoy my list of Female Masturbation Sayings


3 Point Shot
A night in with the girls
Airing the orchid
Applying lip gloss
Applying nail polish remover
Auditioning the finger puppets
Automatic pilot
Banging the box
Bashing the gash
Basting the tuna
Basting your turkey
Bathing the kitty
Beating around the bush
Beating the Beaver
Brushing the beaver
Brushing your afro
Buffing the bead
Buffing the Weasel
Burying the knuckle
Butterin' the muffin
Buttering your bagel
Carpet bumping
Cat got tongue
Checking for depth
Checking for squirrels
Checking for the jackpot
Checking my oil
Checking the foxhole
Checking the muffler
Checking the oil
Checking the pulse
Checking the status of the I/O port
Circling the knoll
Clam bake for one
Cleaning between the camel's toes
Cleaning my fur coat
Cleaning the kitchen
Cleaning your fingers
Clit-o-Rama
Clitters
Coaxing the genie out of the magic lamp
Coaxing the turtle out of her shell
Coming into your own
Copping a clam
Creamin'
Creamin' the pie
Cunt cuddling
Cunt rubbing
Defrosting the freezer
Dialing the rotary phone
Diggin' the stench trench
Digging a trench
Digging for gold
Digging for my keys
Digging in
Digging the cream
Digitizing
Dipping
Dipping for ice cream
Diving for pearls
Diving for pennies
Doing my nails
Doing something for my chapped lips
Doing the sweet slide
Doing the two-finger slot rumba
Doing the two-finger ballet
Doing the two-finger salute
Doing your nails
Doodling the noodle
Double knuckling
Double-clicking your mouse
Dousing the digits
Draining your tuna
Drilling for fish
Drilling for oil
Drinking from the fountain of youth (for us contortionists)
Drinking from the furry cup
Driving Ms. Daisy
Dunking your doughnut
Dusting the endtable
Engaging in safe sex
Entering the forest
Entering the ring of fire
Erasing the problem
Excavating the Tunnel of Love
Exploring the bush
Fanning the fur
Feeding the bearded clam
Feeding the cat
Feeding the pony
Feeding your slot
Feeling your funnel
Fiddling the bean
Filling the pink taco
Filling your niche
Finding yourself
Finger bang
Finger blasting
Finger dipping
Finger fucking
Finger pie
Finger-pole the hole
Fingerbating
Fingering
Fingering something out
Fingerpainting
Finishing the job
Fishing
Fishing for cumpliments
Fishing for mackerel
Flash flood
Flickin' the bean
Flicking the switch
Flicking the tic tac
Flipping the light switch repeatedly
Flitting your clit
Flossing the cat
Fluffing the kitty
Fluffing the muff
Frigging
Fucking without complications
Gagging my meat hole
Gagging the clam
Gagging the lips of love
Genital manipulation
Genital stimulation via phalangetic motion
Getting a date with slick mittens
Getting a lube job
Getting a stain out of my carpet
Getting a stinky pinky
Getting mud for my turtle
Getting the last pickle out of the jar
Getting the little man in the boat to go fishing
Getting to know Sticky Fingers the mobster
Getting to know yourself
Gilding the lily
Going around the corner
Going deep sea diving
Going fishing
Going mining
Going solo
Going to and from the Batcave
Greasing your hips
Gristle rub
Groping the grotto
Gusset typing
Hand tossing the tuna salad
Harpooning your tang
Having a date with Martin Five-Fingers
Having ladyfingers and cream
Having sex with someone you love
Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw
Hitchhiking South
Hitchhiking to heaven
Hitchhiking under the Big Top
Hitting the slit
Hitting the spot
Honing the stone
Hula-hooping
Indoor fishing
Itching the ditch
Jabberwocking
Jennying off
Jiggling your jenny
Jilling off
JocelynEldering
Jostling the Elder
Juicing it up
Juicing Lucy
Killing off
Letting your fingers do the walking
Levy break limbo
Licking my lips (for us contortionists)
"Looking for Waldo & his dog (gee, spot, there you are!)"
Makin' waves for the man-in-the-boat
Making a mini Eiffel Tower
Making kitty purr
Making my lips swell
Making soup
Making the little man sing
Making your own gravy
Manual override
Menage a moi
Mistressbate
Muffin buffin'
Nail polish remover
Nulling the void
Nursing a hatchet wound
Opening the bottom drawer
Paddling the finger canoe
Paddling the pink canoe
Pampering the pussy
Parting my meat curtain
Parting the Red Sea
Patting the panky
Pearl fishing
Peeling the peach
Perusing the Yellow Pages
Petting Snoopy
Petting the kitty
Petting the little man in the canoe
Petting the petunia
Petting the pussy
Petting the pussy cat
Petting your bunny
Petting your kitty
Playing couch hockey for one
Playing on the cricket green
Playing poker
Playing solitaire
Playing the banjo
Playing the beaver
Playing the box
Playing the clitar
Playing the hairy guitar
Playing the little Dutch boy
Playing the silent trombone
Playing the slots
Playing with the man in the boat
Playing with your pineapple
Pluggin the leak
Plunging the drain
Plunging the happy hole
Pokin' the pucker
Poking the pudding
Polishing the nugget
Polishing the peanut
Polishing the wedding ring
Polishing your pearl
Preheating the oven
Priming the pump
Producing whore moans (hormones, get it? ;^)
Pushing the button
Pussy poking
Pussy soccer
Putting out the fire
Putting the dot in .org
Reading braille
Reading the map of Tazmania
Ride the glide until the tide
Riding the bed post
Riding the cotton pony
Riding the unicycle
Riding the waterslide
Riding your own mule down Grand Canyon
Ringing your bell
Rocking the boat
Rollin the ol' bean
Rolling the dough
Rolling the marble
Romancing thy own
Rubbin Hood
Rubbin' the nubbin
Rubbing the donut
Rubbing the red pussycat
Rubbing the stub
Salting the beef curtains
Scoring the hoop
Scraping the cheese off the taco
Scratching the patch
Scratching where it itches
"Searching for Ms. ""G"""
Seasoning your fish
Secret vice
Sending Muffin Morse Code
Sexercising
Shaking hands with Mr. Paul
Shaking the dew off the lily
Shebopping
Shining the diamond
Shooting hoops
Shooting the rapids
Shucking the fresh water clam
Shucking the oyster
Slappin' the crack
Slapping slit
Slapping Susie
Slapping the flap
Slapping the mackerel
Slapping the meat curtain
Slapping the skunk guts
Slicing pie
Sliding down the chute
Sliding into home
Slob the knob
Snatching
Soaking in Palmolive
Soaking the whisker biscuit
Softening the peach
Spanking the spot
Spanking your puppy on the nose
Spearing the bearded clam
Spelunking
Spelunking in the hairy caves
Spelunking in the mystery cave
Splashing in the sea
Squeezing the peach
Steaming the oyster
Sticking my fingers into my own genitalia to the extent of an orgasm
Stiffening my upper lip
Stinky pinky
Stirring it up
Stirring the honey pot
Stirring the pudding
Stirring the sauce
Stirring the soup
Stoking the furnace
Stroking the box
Strumming
Strumming the banjo
Strumming the big open C
Surfing the channel
Surfing the Slippery Sea
Surfing the web
Sweeping the chimney
Swimming in the crimson lake
Swimming in the Pu-Tang River
Swimming in the Red Sea
Takin' it to tuna town
Taking a dip
Taking a dip in the lake
Taking advantage of yourself
Taking the German u-boat into port
Tapping the tuna
Teasing the kitty
Teasing the little man in the canoe
Teasing the tuna
Teasing the tuna taco
Tending your own garden
Testing the plumbing
Testing your waters
The disappearing finger trick
The girly gusher
The magical disappearing finger trick
The ole feel n' squeal
The other monthly visitor
The two-fingered tango
The virgin's release
Tickling the kitty
Tickling the pearl
Tickling the taco
Tickling your fancy
Tiptoe through the TwoLips
Toggling the bit
Tossing the pink salad
Touching your tigeress
Touching your tuna
Touring Tasmania (triangular shaped Australian island)
Tracing the vertical smile
Trolling the Bermuda Triangle
Twiddling your twat
Twinkling the little star
Twirlin' the pearl
Two-finger taco tango
Two-finger typing
Unclogging the drain
Visiting Niagra Falls
Visiting with Father Thumb and his four sons
Visiting your safety deposit box
Wading in the Bermuda Triangle
Walking Downtown
Washing my hands
Washing your fingers
Waxing the canoe
Waxing the milk duds
Weaving the carpet
Whipping your cream
Whipping your nest
White knuckling
Working in the garden
Working out at the Y
Wrinkling fingers

 

[DLL]

not to leave you gentleman out here goes....


Abusing the usual suspect
Angry fist action
Answer the bone-a-phone
Assault on a friendly weapon

Backstroke roulette
Baiting your hook
Ball off
Batting practice
Bash the bishop
Bash the candle
Beat off
Beat your hog
Beating the bait
Beating the bishop
Beating the dummy
Beating the snake
Beating the stick
Beating your meat
Being your own best friend
Belt your hog
Blanket drill, The
Bleed the lizard
Bleed the weed
Blessing the alter boy
Blow Your load
Bludgeon the beefsteak
Bop the baloney
Bop the boa
Bop the hog
Boppin' your bologna
Box the Jesuit
Boxing the clown
Buckin' it
Buffing the banana
Buffing the wood
Burping the worm
Bust a nut
Butter your corn

Cajun clown fucking
Calling down for more mayo
Calling genie
Cast off
Chafing the weasel
Changing your oil
Charm the cobra
Chicken milking
Choking Charlie 'till he throws up
Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse to come
Choke Kojak
Choke the bishop
Choke the chicken
Cleaning out the rope
Cleaning the pipes
Cleaning the rifle
Clubbing Eddy
Clubbing the dolphin
Coax the cajones
Coming to grips with yourself
Couch hockey for one
Cough your filthy yogurt
Cracking one off
Cracking the fat
Crank the Shank
Cranking
Creaming the banana
Crown the king
Cuff the carrot
Cuff the governor
Cuffing the puppy

Date Rosey Palm and her five daughters
Dating Miss Michigan
Detoxifying the puppy
Devil's handshake
Diddle yourself
Dishonorable discharge
Doing the knuckle shuffle on your piss pump
Dong flogging
Doodle your noodle
Drain the dragon
Drain the monster
Drain the vein
Drip the pickle
Drop off a load
Drubbing the dolphin

Eberting Siskel

Fapping
Fertilizing the Lawn
Fetch the bagel dog
Fiddle the ferret
Fight your turkey
Firm your worm
Fist fuck
Fist kabobing
Fist your mister
Five against one
Five finger knuckle shuffle
Five knuckle olympics
Flog yourself
Flogging the bishop
Flogging the dolphin
Flogging your dong
Flogging your log
Flong your dong
Flute solo
Flying a kite
Fondle the fig
Freeing the willies
Friction therapy
Frig yourself
Frigging the love muscle
Fuck Mary Fist

Gallop the antelope
Get a hold of yourself
Get your nuts off
Getting in touch with your manhood
Getting in touch with yourself
Getting to know yourself
Getting your caps peeled
Gherkin jerkin'
Giving it a tug
Giving oneself a "low-five"
Giving the John Hancock
Grease the pipe
Greasing your bone
Grip your dip
Grooming your junior

Hack the hog
Ham shank
Hand dancing
Hand jive
Hand job
Handle yourself
Hands on training
Hand to gland combat
Hand to hand combat with the purple helmeted warrior
Hand work
Having a pull
Having a roy
Have it off
Have one off the wrist
Heating up the hot dog
Hitchhike under the big top
Hitching to Heaven
Hit the ham
Holding all the cards
Holding your sausage hostage
Hone your bone
Hump your fist
Hump your hose
Humpin' air

Interrogating the witness
Ironing some wrinkles

Jack hammer
Jack off
Jackin'
Jackin' the beanstalk
Jag off
Jazz yourself
Jerk off
Jerk the gherkin
Jerk the Johnson
Jibbin'
Jiggle the jewelry
Jimmying your Joey
Juggling the javelin


Keep the census down
Kick one out
Killing kittens
Killing the beast
Knock the top off
Knuckle shuffle

Launching the hand shuttle
Leakin' the main drain
Living by the fat of the hand
Lizard milking
Loping your mule
Lynching the one-eyed monster

Makin' gravy for the biscuit
Making the bald guy puke
Making nut butter
Making yogurt
Mangle the midget
Manipulate the mango
Manual exercise
Manual override
Manual pollution
Masonic secret self handshake
Massage the muscle
Massage the purple-headed warrior
Menage a moi
Milking the bull
Milking the lizard
Milking the monkey
Milkywaying
Molding hot plastic
Muscling up

Nerk your throbber

Oil the glove
Oiling the pogo stick
Onanism
One handed clapping
One handed humpty hump love pump, The
One handed rodeo, The
One-legged race, The
One man show
One man tug-o-war
One man wrestling
One man's game

Pack your palm
Paddle the pickle
Paint the pickle
Paint the walls
Pat the Robertson
Peel the banana
Peel the carrot
Peter beater
Petting the dog
Playing with Dick
Playing with Susie Palm and her five friends
Playing with the noodle
Play pocket pool
Play the organ
Play the pisser
Play the piss pipe
Play the skin flute
Play the stand-up organ
Playing with the snake
Playing your instrument
Play with yourself
Plunk your twanger
Pocket pinball
Pocket pool
Pokin' the palm
Polish the bishop
Polish the chrome dome
Polish the helmet
Polish the rocket
Polish the sword
Polish your bayonet
Polish your helmet
Polish your piece
Polishing the banister
Polishing the cue stick
Popping the porpoise
Pound off
Pound your flounder
Pound your piss pump
Pound your pomegranate
Pounding your pud
Preemptive infanticide
Private arm exercise
Prod the peepee
Promoting carpal-tunnel syndrome
Pudwhacking
Pud wrestling
Pull the root
Pull off
Pull your pud
Pull your pudding
Pull yourself off
Pulling the goalie
Pulling the piss pump
Pulling the pole
Pulling the pope
Pulling the pud
Pulling the taffy
Pulling the wire
Pulling your pickle
Pump your pickle
Pumping for pleasure
Pumping for power
Pumping the python
Pumping your gas at self-service island
Punchin' the clown
Punchin' the munchkin
Punishing Percy
Punishing the bishop
Punishing the priest
Punishing the Evil Merchant


Ram the ham
Releasing the hostages
Ricky boxing
Ride the great white knuckler
Ringing the bell
Rolling the fleshy blunt
Roman helmet rhumba
Ropin' the long horn
Rope the pony
Roughing up the suspect
Rounding up the tadpoles
Rub off
Rub one out
Rub the unicorn's horn
Rubbing Peter to pay Paula
Run off a batch

Saluting the general
Sanding the main mast
Shaking hands with the unemployed
Shlackin' the glacknoid
Scraping the carrot
Scratching the itch
Seasoning your meat
Self-love
Sending out the troops
Setting sail with Captain Thumb on the USS Hand
Sex with your best friend
Shag off
Shaking hands with Abe Lincoln
Shaking hands with shorty
Shaking hands with the governor
Shaking hands with the unemployed
Shake the snake
Shaking the tree
Shifting gears
Shine your pole
Shining the helmet
Shining the torpedo
Shooting enemies
Shooting practice
Shooting putty at the moon
Shooting Sherman
Shooting without scoring
Shower spank
Shucking Bubba
Shucking the corn
Simple infanticide
Slam the hammer
Slammin' the salami
Slappin' pappy
Slapping the clown
Slapping Uncle Willy
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Slap my happy sacs
Slap the salami
Slapping the cyclops
Slapping your chub
Slinging jelly
Sloppy Joe's last stand
Sloppy sign language
Smacking the snake
Smite the dragon
Snap the monkey
Snap the whip
Snapping your carrot
Solitary sin, The
Spank the frank
Spank your monkey
Spear chucking
Spit-shine the purple helmet
Splurtin' the spladder bladder
Spreading the mayo
Spunk the monk
Squeeze the cream from the flesh twinkie
Squeeze the lemon
Squeezing the tube of toothpaste
Squeezing the burrito
Stall clapping
Stir the soup
Strangling the snake
Strangling the Wonka
Stroke off
Stroke the stallion
Stroke your poke
Stroking it
Stroking your goat
Stroke your poker

Tadpole rodeo, The
Taking a core sample
Taking a shake break
Taking advantage of yourself
Taking Herman to the circus
Taking Little Johnny dancing down at Knuckle Junction
Tame the wild hog
Taming of the shrew, The
Tap the turkey
Tease one out
Tease the python
Tease the weasel
Tenderize the meat
Tethering the blimp
The erky jerk
The sticky page rhumba
Threading a needle
Throttle the bottle
Throw off a catch
Throwin' down
Thump the pump
Tickle the Elmo
Tickle the pickle
Tickle your goodfoot
Toss off
Toss the boss
Toss the midget
Toss the turkey
Touch off a batch of orphans
Tugging the tapioca tube
Tugging the tubesteak
Tug of war with cyclops
Tuning the antenna
Turning on the ivory faucet
Tussle with your muscle
Twang your wire
Tweek

Uncorking the champagne
Unwrapping the pepperoni

Varnishing the cane
Vinegar stroke

Wailing
Waking up your bro
Walking the dog
Walking Willie the one-eyed wonder worm
Wang whacking
Wank(ing)
Wank the Willy Wonka
Wanking the crank
Waxing the dolphin
Wax your Jackson
Wax your weasel
Wax your Willy
Whack the bag
Whack off
Whack your tack
Whacking the weed
Whapping your wang
Whip the cummy
Whip your cripper
Whipping the one-eyed wonder weasel
Whipping the pony
Whipping the window washer
Whipping up a batch
White water wristing
Whizzin' Jizz
Wiggling your worm
Willy tickle
Winding the Jack In The Box
Wing it
Wonk your conker
Work one out
Working a cramp out of your muscle
Working your willy
Wrestling Jimmy
Wrestling the bald-headed champ
Wrestling the bald-headed sumo
Wrestling the eel
Wring out your rope
Wring your thing
Wringing 'round the rosie
Wrist aerobics

Yahtzee
Yank my doodle dandy
Yank off
Yank the yodel
Yank your crank
Yank your yam


Zipper surfing


smiles at Q

 

[DLL]

ok and heres slang for fucking....ready....


A bit of the old in & out
Act of darkness, The
Adam and Eve it
All's well when ends meet


Backseat mambo
Baking cookies
Ball
Bang
Bash the beaver
Be in a woman's beef
Be up to one's balls
Beast with two backs
Beasty rendezvous, The
Beat cheeks
Beat someone up with an ugly stick
Bed boogie, The
Bed-pressing
Beef in yo taco
Boff your brains out
Bohemian cluster fuck
Boink
Boom-boom
Bone dance
Bone someone
Bonk
Boof
Bop someone
Breed
Bump and grind
Bump bellies
Bump uglies
Bumpin' fuzzies
Bunny fuck
Burping the worm in the mole hole
Bury the baby leg
Bury the bone
Bury the weenie
Bush patrol
Butter the muffin
Buzz the brillo

Carnal gymnastics
Churning butter
Clean her pipes
Clean the carpet
Crashing the custard truck
Cream someone
Creamin'
Cut the mustard


Dance the buttock jig
Dance the matrimonial polka
Dance the mattress jig
Deed, The
Dip the chip
Dip your wick
Dirty work at the crossroads
Dive in the dark, A
Diving for pearls
Do a lewd infusion
Do some ladies' tailoring
Do the chores
Doona dance
Drill for (anal) oil
Drilling the ditch
Drive home


Eat cauliflower
Eat hymeneal sweets
Eating the cream puff in the enchanted forest
Enjoy a flesh session
Exchange bodily fluids



Featherbed jig
Feed the dummy
Feed the kitty
Filling the cream doughnut
Fit end to end
Fit her clap flap
Five knuckle shuffle
Fix her plumbing
Flop in the hay
Fornication
Four-legged frolic
Front door action
Fuck
Funky Chicken, The

Genital exercise
Get a belly full of marrow pudding
Get a shove in your blind eye
Get creamy
Get into someone's pants
Get it on
Get Jack in the orchard
Get some stank on the hang low
Get oats from someone
Get stretched
Get your chimney swept out
Get your end wet
Get your hair cut
Get your jollies
Get your leather stretched
Get your nuts cracked
Get your oil changed
Get your rocks off
Gild the lily
Give a hole to hide in
Give a woman a shot
Give hard for soft
Give her a hosing
Give her a pat
Give her the business
Give her the high hard one
Give juice for jelly
Give pussy a taste of cream
Give someone a stab
Give someone the works
Give the dog a bone
Glazing the donut
Go belly-to-belly
Go fishing
Go like a rat up a drainpipe
Go to town
Goose someone
Grease her
Grease the wheel
Grind your tool
Growling at the badger


Hammer someone
Hanky panky
Haul your ashes
Have a bit of curly greens
Have a bit of fish
Have a bit of giblet pie
Have a bit of pork
Have a bit of split mutton
Have a bit of sugar stick
Have a bit of summer cabbage
Have a bit of the cramstick
Have a hot roll with cream
Have a joy ride
Have a nooner
Have a piece of tail
Have a poke
Have a squeeze and a squirt
Have a turn on your back
Hide the salami
Hide the sausage
Hippity dippity
Hit it
Hokey-pokey
Hop on the good foot and do the bad thing
Horizontal exercises
Horizontal hula
Horizontal hustle
Horizontal jogging
Horizontal mambo
Horizontal polka
Horizontal tango
Horizontalize
Hose someone
Hot beef injection
Hot dog in a jungle
Hump
Humpity dumpity
Humpty dance, The
Humpty dumpty

Impale someone
Introduce Charlie

Jab someone
Jiggle someone
Juice someone
Jump someone's bones


Knock boots
Knocking mops

Lay some pipe
Lie feet up
Lift a leg on someone
Light the lamp
Lose the match and pocket the stake


Make baskets
Make ends meet
Make grass sandwiches
Make her grunt
Make it
Makin' bacon
Making babies
Making whoopee
Mattress dancing
Mattress mambo
Mingle limbs
Mix your peanut butter
Mixing the baby juice
Mommy-daddy dance
Mount someone

Nail
Nasty, The
Naughty, The
Nibble someone
Nookie
Nooner
Nose painting

Parallel park
Parking (the car)
Parking the beef bus in tuna town
Parking the pink Plymouth in the garage of love
Parting the Pink Sea
Pass the gravy
Peel your best end
Phallicize someone
Picnic in the lawn
Plant a man
Plant your seed
Play at in-and-out
Play at tops-and-bottoms
Play cars and garages
Play doctor
Play hide the hot dog
Play hide the weenie
Play on the hair court
Play pickle-me, tickle-me
Play the game of twenty toes
Play tiddlywinks
Plook
Plow someone
Plug and play
Plug someone
Poke in the whiskers
Poke someone
Pop it in
Pork
Pound someone
Pot the pink
Pray with the knees upward
Probing the membrane
Professional wrestling
Pump someone
Put Percy in the playpen
Put the bee in the hive
Put the boots to someone
Put the devil into Hell
Put your root down
Put your snake in the grass
Putting a pickle in the hair sandwich
Putting sour cream in the burrito
Putting the candle in the pumpkin

Quickie

Ram someone
Rear attack
Ride someone
Ride the hobby horse
Ride the baloney pony
Ride the pink pony
Ride the skin bus in to Tuna Town
Ring her bell
Rock the casbah
Roll in the hay
Romp in the hay
Roughin' up the suspect
Rub bacons
Rub one out
Rump splitting
Rump work

Saucing the clam
Saw off a chunk
Schtupp someone
Screw
Scrog
Sew your wild oats
Sexercize
Shag
Shake a skin coat
Shake the sheets
Shoot the moon
Shoot your wad
Shucking the oyster
Sink it in
Sink the soldier
Slap skins
Slap some skin
Slip someone the hot beef injection
Smashing pissers
Sow your (wild) oats
Spankin' the cat
Spear the bearded clam
Stabbing the trout
Star-gazing on your back
Storm the pearly gates with your purple-headed devil
Storm the trenches
Stretch leather
Stuff the beaver
Stuff the taco
Suck the sugar-stick
Swiping the V-card

Take a belly-ride
Take a turn in the stubble
Take it to the car wash
Take the jism trail
Take the starch out of someone
Taking a break
Taking "old one-eye" to the optometrist
Taking the flesh boat to tuna town
Tear off a piece
Tell a bedtime story
Thread the needle
Throw a leg over
Throw another log on the fire
Throw the meat at her
Tossing off a batch of baby batter
Trade a bit of hard for a bit of soft
Train through a tunnel
Trim the buff
Twat raking
Two-backed beast
Two in the pink, one in the stink


Ugly, The
Up to ya nuts in guts
Uppy downy


Varnish your cane
Visit the Netherlands

Walk the dog
Wallpaper the closet
Water the lawn
Waterbed waltz
Wet your wick
Whitewash someone
Wild thing, The
Wind up your clock
Windsurfing on Mount Baldy
Wink wink, nudge nudge
Work the hairy oracle



Yodel in the valley
Yodeling in the gulley


Zallywhacking
Ziggy-wiggling
Zoinkering
Zwooshing the swoosh

 

[DLL]

what can I say growing upo in NY i walked pass many construction workers I heard them all

 

[DLL]

ok heres slang for boobs....


and believe me I think i heard them all


Air bags
Angel cakes
Apple dumping shop, The
Apples
Aspirins on an ironing board


Babaloos
Babies
Baby pillows
Balboas
Balloons
Bangers
Bangles
Baps
Bassoons
Baubles
Bazongas
Bazookas
Bazooms
Beacons
Bean bags
Be-bops
Bee stings
Begonias
Betty & Wilma
Betty Boops
Bewbies
Big biddies
Big boppers
Big floppin' jugs
Bigguns
Bikini stuffers
Billabongs
Blinkers
Blouse bunnies
Bodacious tatas
Bologna bags
Bombshells
Bon bons
Bongos
Bonkers
Boobers
Boobies
Boobs
Boodoos
Bomboostas
Boops
Boozies
Bosoms
Boulders
Bouncers
Bra buddies
Bra busters
Breasteses
Breasticles
Bristols
Bronskis
Bubbas
Bubbies
Buds
Bulbs
Bullets
Bumpers
Bustage
Busters
Busties
Butter bags
Butterballs
Buttons

Cannon balls
Cans
Cantaloupes
Carumbas
Cabasas
Cha-chas
Charlies
Charms
Chebs
Cherry pies
Chesticles
Chesties
Chestnuts
Chi-chis
Chichotas
Chiquitas
Coconuts
Congas
Cream jugs
Cream pies
Critters
Cupcakes


Dairies
Dingers
Dinghies
Dingoes
Dinner plates
Dirty cushions
Dirty pillows
Double whammies
Drill bits
Droopies
Dueling banjos
Dugs
Dumplings
Dunes

Eggplants
Eyes

Fairy pillows
Feeding bottles
Female frontal flesh fins
Flapjacks
Flappers
Flesh bulbs
Flesh melons
Floaters
Floppers
Flotation devices
Fog lights
Front bottom
Fun bags

Gagas
Galoonas
Garbanzos
Garbos
Gazingas
Gazongas
Gazooms
Girls, The
Glad bags
Glands for the hands
Globelets
Globes
Gobstoppers
Golden globes
Gongas
Goombas
Grand tetons, The
Grapefruits
Grapes
Guavas
Gum drops

Handsets
Handwarmers
Hangers
Happiness and a spare
Happy Canyon
Headers
Headlamps
Headlights
Hefties
Heifers
Hemispheres
Hills
Honeydews
Honeydew melons
Honkers
Hoo-hahs
Hoo-hoos
Hooblers
Hoobs
Hood ornaments
Hooters
Hoots
Hot cakes
Hottentots
Howitzers
Humdingers
Hush puppies

Igloos

Jawbreakers
Jemimas
Jelly on springs
Jibs
Jigglers
Jobbers
Jooblies
Jubblies
Juggernauts
Jugs
Jukes
Jumbos

Kabukis
Kajoobies
Kalamazoos
Kazongas
Kazoos
Kettledrums
Kids
Knobbers
Knockers
Kongas
Kumquats

La mumbo jumbos
Lactoids
Lady balls
Layers of hot cushion
Lemons
Lip fodder
Loaves
Loblollies
Lollies
Love bubbles
Love cushions
Love melons
Love muffins
Lungs
Lung warts

Macaroons
Magumbos
Maguppies
Majumbas
Mambos
Mammaries
Mammaroonies
Mammies
Mammoth mammaries
Mammoths
Mams
Manchesters
Mangos
Marangos
Maracas
Maraschinos
Marimbas
Marshmallows
Massive mamms
Meatballs
Meat loaves
Melons
Milk bottles
Milk cans
Milk fountains
Milk shakes
Milk trays
Milky Way, The
Missiles
Mogambos
Molehills
Mommas
Mondos
Moo Moos
Mosquito bites
Mother lodes
Mounds
Mountains
Muchachas
Muffins
Murphies
Mushmelons

Nancies
Nectarines
Niblets
Nibs
Nipple-oons
Nippers
Nippies
Noogies
Norks
Nugs
Nunga-nungas

Oobies
Oompas
Oranges
Orbs
Ottomans

Padding
Pagodas
Pair
Palookas
Pantry shelves
Papayas
Parabolas
Paraboloids
Party hats
Paw patties
Pastries
Peaches
Pendulums
Phat bags
Pips
Pillows
Pink nosed puppies
Playground, The
Pointer sisters
Pontoons
Pool toys
Prisoners of the Playtex penitentiary
Pumpkins
Punching bags
Puppies

Quarts of Love
Queen Jewels, The

Rack
Rangoons
Rib balloons
Rib cushions
Rockets
Roundies

Saggers
Sandbags
Satan's love pillows
Satellites
Scones
Scoops
Scuds
Shakers
Shebas
Shimmies
Shmeebs
Ski slopes
Skin sacks
Smoothies
Snack tray
Snoobs
Snow cones
Snow slopes
Snuggle pups
Spongecakes
Stacks
Sugarplums
Superdroopers
Sweater bunnies
Sweater kittens
Sweater meat
Sweater muffins
Sweater puffs
Sweater puppets
Sweater puppies
Sweater swellers
Sweaty sistas, The
Sweet rolls
Swingers

Taddies
Tahitis
Tamales
Tangerines
Tankers
Tatas
Tatties
Tattlers
Taxi finders
Teacups
Teats
Teeters
Teets
Tetas
Tetties
Thelma & Louise
Tidbits
Tig 'ol bitties
Tires
Titbits
Tits
Titskis
Titters
Titties
Tomatoes
Tonsils
Tooters
Top-bollocks
Toronjas
Torso testicles
Tortillas
Torpedoes
Totos
Treasure chest, The
Tremblers
Twangers
Tweakers
Tweeters
Twin cities (Minneapolis & St. Paul)
Twin loveliness
Twin peaks
Twin towers
Twins, The
Twofers
Tympanies

U-Boats
Udders, The
Upper deck, The

Volcanos of love

Wahwahs
Warheads
Watermelons
Weather balloons
What-nots
Whoppers
Winnebagos
Wobblers
Wongas
Wontons
Woofers


Yabbos
Yams
Yard dogs
Yayas
Yubs


Zeppelins
Zingers

 

[Cakegirl]

Making the beast with two backs (from Shakespeare--bonus points if you know which play it's from)

Othello, right?

 

[Quoll]

what can I say growing upo in NY i walked pass many construction workers I heard them all

ROFPML, I warned `em you know, Damn Long Lister strikes again.

 

[DLL]

Othello, right?

Weightest thy words before thou givest them breath."

othello was my fav...

 

[DLL]

heres some penis ones...100% all-beef thermometer
21st digit


Ace in the hole
Acorn Andy
Action Jackson
Adam Halfpint
Admiral Winky
African black snake
Afro man
AIDS baster
AIDS grenade, The
Alabama blacksnake
Albino cave dweller
All-day sucker
Anaconda
Anal impaler
Anal intruder
Anal Spear
Ankle spanker
Apple-headed monster
Ass blaster
Ass pirate
Ass wedge
Astralgod
Auger-headed gut wrench

Ba-donk-a-donk
Baby maker
Baby's arm holding an apple
Baby's arm in a boxing glove
Bacon bazooker
Bacon rod
Badboy
Bagpipe
Bald Avenger, The
Bald butler
Bald-headed beauty
Bald-headed giggle stick
Bald-headed hermit
Bald-headed Jesus
Bald-headed yogurt slinger
Baldy-headed spunk-juice dispenser
Ball buddy
Baloney pony
Banana
Bat and balls
Battering ram
Bayonet
Bavarian Beefstick
Bean stalk
Beard splitter
Bearded burglar
Beastus maximus
Beaver buster
Beaver Cleaver
Bed snake
Beef baton
Beef bayonet
Beef belt buckle
Beef bugle
Beef bus
Beef missile
Beef soldier
Beef stick
Beefy McManstick
Bell rope
Belly stick
Best leg of three
(Big) Beanpole
Big Dick & the twins
Big Dickus
Big Jake the ene-eyed snake
Big Jim and the Twins
Big Johnson
Big Lebowski
Big number one
Big Mac
Big red
Big rod
Big Uncle
Biggus Dickus
Bilbo Baggins
Bishop, The
Bishop with his nice red hat
Bitch blaster
Bitch stick
Bits and pieces
Blind butler
Blind snake
Blood blunt
Blood engorged mayonnaise cannon
Blood slug
Blood sword
Blow pop
Blowtorch
Blue steel
Blue-veined jackhammer
Blue-veined junket pumper
Blue-veined piccolo
Blue-veined puss chucker
Blue-veiner
Blunt
Bob
Bob Dole
Bob Johnson
Bobo
Bone
Bone phone
Bone rollercoaster
Boneless beef
Boneless fish
Boner
Boney cannelloni
Bone-her
Boom stick
Bop gun
Bottle rocket
Bow-legged swamp donkey
Box buster
Boybrush
Bradford and the pair
Bratwurst
Breakfast burrito
Breakfast wood
Broom
Brutus
Bubba
Bulbulous big-knob
Bumtickler
Bush beater
Bush rusher
Bushwhacker
Buster Hymen
Buster McThunderstick
Butt blaster
Butt pirate
Butter churn
Butterknife

Camel rider
Candy cane
Canelo
Caped crusader
Captain Bilbo
Captain Crook
Captain Hook
Captain Howdy
Captain Kirk
Captain Winky
Carnal stump
Cattle prod
Cave hunter
Cax
Cervix crusader
Cervix pounder
Chancellor, The
Chap
Charlie Russell the one-eyed muscle
Cheese staff
Cherry picker
Cherry poppin' daddy
Cherry splitter
Chi Zi Wang
Chick sticker
Chicksicle
Chief of staff
Chimbo
Chimney cleaner
Choo-choo
Choad (chode)
Chorizo
Chowder dumper
Chubby
Chubby conquistador, The
Chum
Chunk 'o' love
Chunder thunder
Cigar
Circus boy
Clam digger
Clam hammer
Clam sticker
Clit tickler
Clown, The
Cob
Cock
Cock goblin
Cock-a-saurus Rex
Cocktus
Cockus erectus
Codger
Colon cowboy
Colon crusader
Colossus
Coral branch
Corndog
Cornholer
Cornstalk
Cornstalk cowboy
Crack hunter
Crack smacker
Cramstick
Crank
Crank shaft
Cream-filled meat stick
Cream bandit
Cream cannon
Creamsicle
Creamstick
Cream spritzer
Crimson chitterling
Crimson Darth Vader
Crippler
Crotch cobra
Crotch cowboy
Crotch rocket
Crotch vomiter
Crushin' Russian, The
Cum pump
Cummingtonite
Cunny-catcher
Cunt caper, The
Cunt companion
Cunt pumper
Cunt rifle
Cunt scrubber
Cupid's arrow
Curious George
Custard cannon
Custard chucker
Custard pump
Cyclops
Cycloptic milk spitter

Daddy Long-stroke
Danger the one-eyed ranger
Danglin' fury
Danglin' wang
Dangling participle
Dart of love
Darth Vader
Davy Crockett
Deep-veined purple-helmeted spartan of love
Demeanor, The
Diamond cutter
Dick
Dickimus Maximus
Dickory dock
Dickory-smoked coal sausage
Digit
Diller
Dilly-ho-ho
Ding-a-ling
Ding-dong
Dingaroo
Dingle
Dingle dangle
Dingledong
Dinglehopper
Dingus
Dingy
Dinky
Dipstick
Dirk Diggler
Divining rod
Dobber
Docking tube
Dog knot
Dolphin
Dong
Dong-bong
Dong-stick
Dongle
Donker
Donkey Kong
Doo-dad
Doo-dar
Dooflinky
Doodle
Doodle dandy
Dooker
Doo-hickey
Doppelganger
Dora the anal explorer
Dork
Doughnut holder
Dribbling dart of love
Dribbling dragon
Dr. Cyclops
Dr. Feelgood
Dr. Wang
Duke, The
Dumb stick
Dungula bone

Early riser, The
Earthworm Jim
Easy rider
Egg roll
Eight inches of blunt fury
Eight inches of throbbing pink Jesus
Equipment
El Capitan
El Presidente
Elastic plastic
Elephant trunk
Elmer the glue shooter
Elvis
Engine cranker
Everlasting gob-dropper
Every-other-time
Excalibur
Excreting eel
Executive staff member

Fallopian fiddler
Family jewels
Fandangle
Fandangled mandangler
Fat Albert
Fat finger
Fat Johnson
Fetus feeler
Fiddle bow
Fiddle stick
Fire breathing dragon
Fire hose
Fire rod
Fireman Ed
Firm worm
Fish hook
Fishing rod
Fishing tackle
Flapdoodle
Fleshbone
Flesh bat
Flesh cigar
Flesh enema
Flesh flute
Flesh hoagie
Flesh injection
Flesh maggot
Flesh missile
Flesh pistol
Flesh rocket
Flesh tornado
Flesh trumpet
Flesh twinkie
Fleshy Winnebago, The
Flip-flap
Fluid spitter
Foaming beef probe
Foo-foo
Foofer (Foof)
Fool sticker
Footlong
Fondo worm
Frank 'n' beans
Frankfurter
Freddy firehose
Freddy fish monger
Free Willy
Frigamajig
Frightful Hog, The
Fuck ferret
Fuck flute
Fuck puppet
Fuckpole
Fuckstick
Fudgebar
Fudgepacker
Full meal
Fun gun
Fun truncheon
Fury, The
Fuzzbuster

Gadget
Gag mallet
Gap stopper
Gash mallet
Gear shift
General, The
German soldier, The
Gherkin
Giant-sized man-thing
Giggle stick
Gimmer stick
Girthy McGirth
Girthy sausage
Giving tree, The
Gleaming love sword
Glo worm
Gluestick
Godzilla
Goo pipe
Goose's neck
Governor
Grabthar's hammer
Grandpa's knee
Granite edifice
Gravy maker
Great pyramid, The
Grinding tool
Grissel stick
Gummi worm
Gushin' Prussian, The
Gut buster, The
Gut stick
Gut tappa, The
Gut wrench
Guy, My

Hair splitter
Hairy acorn
Hairy Houdini
Hairy pencil
Hairy scary and the two bald men
Hairy snake
Ham roll
Hammer of Thor
Hampton
Handfucker
Handgun
Handwarmer
Handy andy
Hang-lo
Hanging Chad
Hanging hag
Hanging Johnny
Happy Harry Hard-on
Happy worm
Hard-on
Hardware
Harry
Harry & the Hendersons
Harry hot dog
He-ham
He-man sword
He who must be obeyed
Heat-seeking moisture missile
Heavy hitter
Helmet man
Herbie
Herculean lizard
Hercules
Herman the one-eyed German
Herman von Longschlongstein
Hidden treasure
High pressure vein cane
Him-hang
His Eminence
His majesty
His rig
Hog
Hog leg
Hole cork
Holy poker
Holy water sprinkler
Homewrecker, The
Homo Erectus
Honeypot cleaver
Honeystick
Honk the Magic Goose
Hoo hoo
Hooded warrior
Hooty hoo
Horse-necked clam
Hose
Hot beef injection
Hot dog
Hot popsicle
Hot rod Harvey
Hot stick
Hot tamale
Hugo
Hum-diddler
Humongo
Hung Wei Lo
Hunka-hunka burnin' love, The
Hymen hammer

Ice cream machine
Impregnator
Incredible bulk, The
Inflatable iron
Injection erection
Instant sex drive lever
Internal spinal massager
Intrusion protrusion
Invincible man, The
Iron horse
Iron rod
Italian stallion
Itty bitty meat
Ivan the Terrible
Ivory shaft

Jack in the box
Jackhammer
Jake the one-eyed snake
Javelin
Jellyfish
Jerkin' gherkin
Jibberstick
Jigger
Jiggling bone
Jim and the twins
Jiminy Cricket
Jimmer jammer
Jimmy
Jimmy Wriggler
Jing jang
Jingle bone
Jive sausage
Jizz syringe, The
Jizz whiz
Jockey stick
Johnson
John Thomas
John Thursday
Johnny Cockrane
Johnny Come Early
Joint
JoJo the circus clown
Jolly green giant
Jolly jellybean
Joybuzzer
Joyprong
Joystick
Julio
Junior
Junior burger
Junk

Kaptain Kielbasa
Ken cracker
Kentucky horn
Kentucky telescope
Kibble 'n' Bitz
Kick stand
Kidney cracker
Kidney scraper
Kidney wiper
Kielbasa
King Dingaling
King Dong
King, The
Kipper ripper
Knee knocker
Knowledge stick
Knob
Kojak
Komodo dragon
Kong
Kosher pickle

Lady dagger
Lance of love
Lap rope
Last action hero
Leader of the sack
Leaky faucet
Leather lollipop
Lewinski lunch
Lickin' stick
Licorice stick
Life preserver
Lil buddy
Lil Mr.
Lincoln log
Little admiral, The
Little bastard
Little Billy
Little bishop in a turtle neck
Little brother
Little Colonel
Little Dickie
Little Dutch boy
Little Elvis
Little friend
Little gator
Little guy
Little Jesus
Little Juan
Little man
Little shepherd boy
Little slugger
Little Willy
Live sausage
Lizard
Lobster
Lollipop
Long Dong Silver
Lord Hardwick
Long John
Long Tom
Longrod Von Hugenstein
Lord James D'Armais
Lord Plumber
Louisville plugger
Louisville slugger
Love gun
Love leg
Love log
Love lollipop
Love meat
Love muscle
Love-n-ator, The
Love pole
Love pump
Love sausage
Love stick
Love sub
Love sword
Love thruster
Love train
Love truncheon
Love wand
Love weasel
Love whistle
Love torpedo
Lucky charm
Lucky Chucky
Lunch
Lunchmeat truncheon
Lung disturber
Lung puncturer
(Luscious) Lollipop

Magenta mushroom
Magic Johnson
Magic member
Magic stick
Magic wand
Main vein
Major Manchowder
Major woody
Man-dingler
Man-milk dispenser
Man-sized manicotti
Manchild
Mangina
Mangroin
Manimal
Man axe
Man cannon
Man hammer
Man in the pink helmet, The
Man loaf
Man log
Man meat
Man muscle
Man pipe
Man plow
Man pole
Man root
Mandingo
Manoy
Man's best friend
Marriage tackle
Marrowbone
Master blaster
Master John Goodfellow
Master of ceremonies
Master Wang
Mayonnaise cannon
Mayonnaise pistol
Maypole
Meat
Meat 'n' potatoes
Meat 'n' (two) veggies
Meat balloon
Meat bat
Meat cigar
Meat enema
Meat flute
Meat hammer
Meat harp
Meat missile
Meat musket
Meat pipe
Meat pole
Meat popsicle
Meat puppet
Meat skewer
Meat speculum
Meat stick
Meat straw
Meat tampon
Meat thermometer
Meat train
Meat twinkie
Meat whistle
Meat wrench
Meatsicle
Meaty cudgel
Meaty internal spine support
Meaty tongue depressor
Melon baster
Member
Menstrual miner
Midas
Middle leg
Midnight wangler, The
Mighty anaconda, The
Mighty Dolan, The
Mighty Joe Young
Mighty monkey
Mighty Thor, The
Milkman
Mini-me
Mister
Mister happy
Moby Dick
Mojo
Molten mushroom, The
Monkeymaker
Monkey
Monkey tamer, The
Monster, The
Monty's python
Morning glory
Morning muscle
Moses
Mr. Bendy
Mr. Big
Mr. Bigglesworth
Mr. Bo
Mr. Boing Boing
Mr. Bojangles
Mr. Bozack
Mr. Clean
Mr. Eel-y
Mr. Friendly
Mr. Giggles
Mr. Good Bar
Mr. Happy
Mr. Jiggle Daddy
Mr Johnson and the juice crew
Mr. Magoo
Mr. Matey
Mr. Merrymaker
Mr. Microphone
Mr. Mojo Risin'
Mr. Mouth Missle
Mr. Mushroom head
Mr. Pee-pee
Mr. Peepers
Mr. Plumpy
Mr. Potato Head
Mr. President
Mr. Rogers
Mr. Salami
Mr. Sniffles
Mr. Toad's wild ride
Mr. Wiggles
Mr. Wigglestick
Mr. Wiggly
Mr. Wiggly Flops
Mr. Willy
Mr. Winky
Mr. Wobbly
Muff marauder, The
Muff mole
Muffin butterer
Mule
Murky Lurker, The
Muscle of love
Mushroom on a stick
Mushroom-tipped love dart
Mushroom-tipped man sword
Mustn'touchit
Mutton dagger
Mutton javelin
Mutton pole
Muzzled bulldog

Nag
Nail
Navajo hogan, The
Nebuchadnezzar
Needle
Nightcrawler
Night stick
Nimrod
Nine inch knocker
Nudger
Nuke, The
Nut cannon

O'Henry
Ol' diamond cutter
Ol' one-eye
Old Blind Bob
Old chap
Old drizzly
Old faithful
Old fella
Old man
Old slimy
Oliver Twist
One-eyed bath tub eel
One-eyed blue-vein
One-eyed cave dweller
One-eyed Charlie and the Stink Twins
One-eyed cornhusker
One-eyed cow killer
One-eyed custard chucker
One-eyed Fred
One-eyed giant
One-eyed gopher
One-eyed hip snake
One-eyed horny newt
One-eyed Jack
One-eyed lizard with the saggy chin
One-eyed milkman
One-eyed moisture missle
One-eyed monster
One-eyed nightcrawler
One-eyed snake
One-eyed superhero
One-eyed throbbing python of love
One-eyed trouser mouse
One-eyed trouser psychic
One-eyed trouser snake
One-eyed trouser trout
One-eyed Willy
One-eyed wonder weasel
One-eyed wonder worm
One-eyed wrinkle-necked trouser trout
One-eyed yogurt thrower
One-holed bologna phone
One-holed friction whistle
One-string bass
Optimus prime
Organ
Other head, The
Otis Deepthroatis
Our one-eyed brother
Ovarian pool stick
Oyster probe

Package
Pajama python
Palm pilot
Panda express
Pants snake
Papa's poker
Passion pistol
Passion pump
Peacemaker
Peanut
Pearl diver
Pearl pole
Pebbles and Bam Bam
Pecker
Pedro
Pee pee
Pee-Wee
Peener
Peenie
Pelvic punisher
Pelvis thumb
Pencil
Pendulum
Peni
Penial
Pennis the Menace
Pepe
Peppito
Percy
Perpendicular bisector
Perpendicular pickle, The
Pete(r)
Peter the Great
Petit Jesu
Phallus
Piccolo
Pickle
Pied piper
Piece
Piece of pork
Pig in a blanket
Pigskin bus
Pigsticker
Pikestaff
Piledriver
Pillipacker
Pimp cane
Pimpin' stick
Pink cigar
Pink Floyd
Pink oboe, The
Pink seeking missile
Pink steel
Pink torpedo
Pinkle
Pinnochio
Pipe cleaner
Piss pump
Piss handle
Piss whistle
Pisser
Piston rod
Placenta poker
Pleasure missile
Pleasure pickle
Pleasure piston
Plonker
Pocket pool stick
Pocket rocket
Polish kielbasa
Polished pine
Plum-tree shaker
Pocket otter
Pocket perch
Pocket rocket
Poka-her-hontas
Pogo-stick
Pointer
Pole
Polvo
Polyphemus
Pompadoodle
Poon farmer
Poon prod
Poon pounder
Poon wrecker
Poontanger
Poozle weasel (woozle)
Pope John Pole III
Popeye
Porcelain plumber, The
Porridge bazooka
Porridge gun
Pork knife
Pork sword
Pork truncheon
Porkeroon
Porksicle
Porn prong
Porridge pump
Power rod
Powerprawn, The
Premeditator, The
Presidential podium
Prick
Prickolo
Pride and joy
Primus pilus
Prince Charming
Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
Private parts
Probe
Prong
Protein spicket
Protein torpedo
Pube kabob
Pubic bong
Pud
Pudding cannon
Puff the Magic Dragon
Pulsating python of love
Pulsating throat clogger
Pulsating woodwind
Pump-action porridge bazooka
Pump-action yogurt rifle
Pump handle
Pumping pole of penile power
Pup Tent
Puppet Jack
Purple avenger
Purple bulb
Purple-headed bed snake
Purple-headed belly ripper
Purple-headed burrow beast
Purple-headed cum shooter
Purple-headed custard chucker
Purple-headed love truncheon
Purple-headed meat scepter
Purple-headed pirate
Purple-headed punisher
Purple-headed warrior
Purple-headed womb broom
Purple-headed womb ferret
Purple-headed yogurt slinger
Purple-helmeted snot Nazi
Purple-helmeted soldier of love
Purple-helmeted Nazi of love
Purple-helmeted warrior
Purple muffin
Purple mushroom
Purple piledriver
Purple pork chop
Purple pulsating pillar of power
Purple turkey baster
Pussy duster, The
Pussy piston
Pussy plumber
Pussy plunger
Pussy poker
Pussy pounder
Pussy stretcher
Pud
Putz

Quarter master
Quarter pounder with cheese
Quick shot Sam
Quim-tickler
Quivering member

Rainbow roll
Ralph the fur faced chicken
Ramburglar, The
Ramrod
Ranger
Real deal, The
Reaming Tower of Penis
Rectum rooter
Red ender
Red helmeted love warrior
Red hot poker
Red rocket
Rhubarb
Richard and the twins
Richard Cranium
Richard Head
Rick Hard
Ring stinger
Rising cedar
Rocket to Uranus
Rod
Rod hard ride
Rod of lordly might
Rodney Stickshift
Rodzilla
Roger
Rogering Ramjet
Rolling pin
Roman soldier
Root
Root of all evil
Rosey red reproductive rod
Roto-rooter
Round steak
Ruby-headed love dart
Ruddy sausage
Rump wrangler
Rumpleforeskin
Russell the love muscle
Russell the one eyed (wonder) muscle
Russian spurtnik

Salami
Salami grande
Salty dog
Saucer-headed swamp rhing
Sausage roll
Scabby mayonnaise revolver
Scepter
Schlock
Schlong
Schlongmaster 2000
Schnickel
Schnitzel
Schvance/schvantz
Schvontz/schwantz
Schwartz
Scooby snack
Schlort
Schmeckle
Schmuck
Seed shooter
Señor Happy
Sergeant Stiffy
Serpent
Serpentine
Sex pistol
Shaft
Shaft of Cupid
Sheep shank
Sheep shifter
Shift stick
Shiny banana
Sir Lance-A-Lot
Shithook
Shitstick
Short arm
Shrimp boat
Shunter's pole
Silk shocker
Silly Willy's stick of mayhem
Single-bore mayonnaise pistol
Single serving soup dispenser
Sir Martin Wagstaff
Sir Spanks A Lot
Six shooter
Skin boat
Skin bus
Skin diver
Skin flute
Skivvies lizard
Skippy
Sleeping Beauty
Slick Dilly
Slim Jim
Slim reaper, The
Slippery love dolphin
Slit-eyed demon
Slong
Sludge pump
Slut stick
Snappy beefstick
Snot Nazi
Snot rocket
Snot sausage
Soldier
Solicitor General, The
Solid snake
Soul pole
Soupcan
Sour cream rifle, The
Snake
Snapper slapper
Snausage
Snozwanger
Spackle hammer
Spam dagger
Spam javelin
Spanky
Spelunker
Spelunking sausage
Sperm burper
Sperm spitter
Spermin' Herman
Sperminator
Spigot
Spikebit
Spitting python
Spitting snake
Split-ass mechanic
Split-headed bishop
Splooge moose
Spongey-headed warrior
Spoo shooter
Sprout
Spunk blaster
Spunk spitter
Spunk stick
Spunk trunk
Spunker
Spurt Reynolds
Squinty blowpop, The
Squirmin' Herman the one-eyed German
Staff
Staff of life
Stainmaker
Stallion
Standing hampton
Stanley
Stanley the powertool
Stick 'o' salami
Stick
Stick shift
Sticky shooter
Stiff one-eye
Stiff sausage
Stiffy
Stink hammer
Stomach wrench
Strawberry snake, The
Stretch Johnson
Stretchy and the twins
Strumpet thumper
Stubby
Sugar stick
Superschlong of love
Super soaker
Suspect, The
Sweet meat
Swelling mushroom
Swingin' death
Swingin' Dick Nixon
Swingin' sirloin
Swizzle stick
Swollen blood bomber

Taco warmer
Tadger
Tallywhacker
Tankslapper
Tapioca sprinkler, The
Tassle
Teeter
Tennessee throatwarmer
Tent peg
Tent pole
Texas trout banger
Thadge navigator
Thingamabob
Thing
Third arm of justice
Third leg
Thomas
Thor's hammer
Three inch punisher, The
Three's company
Thrill drill
Throat choker
Throat spackler
Throbbing blood sword
Throbbing horsecock
Throbbing purple pneumatic drill of love
Throbbing purple spear of destiny
Throbbing python of love
Thumper
Thunderstick
Tickle pickle
Tickle tail
Tickle Toby
Tiddlywinker
Tingler
Tinkie Winkie
Tiny Elvis
Tiny Tim
Titan missile, The
Titmouse
Tobias the cheeky monkey
Tockley
Todger
Tom Jones
Tom Slick
Tommy Tallywacker
Tonka
Tonsil tickler
Tonsil toothbrush
Tool
Tool of the Patriarchy
Torch of Cupid
Totem pole
Toto, the tummy twister
Tower of power
Toys for twats
Tree of life
Trembling torpedo
Trombone
Troublemaker
Trouser flute
Trouser hawg
Trouser mouse
Trouser snake
Trouser tortoise
Trouser trombone
Trouser trout
Trout baster
Trout tickler
Tuba
Tube steak
Tummy banana
Tummy buster
Tuna baster
Tuna fisher, The
Tuna torpedo
Tunnel tickler
Turd burglar
Turgid member
Turkey neck
Turtle
Twat expander
Twat tickler
Twat torquer
Twat torpedo
Twat washer
Tweeder
Twelve inch train of pain
Twig
Twig 'n' berries
Twig n' giggle berries
Twinkie
Twizzler of Love, The
Two-legged sword
Two pebbles and a twig
Two pounds of swinging meat

Ugly brother
Ugly stick
Uncle Chunk
Uncle Dick
Uncle Reamus
Uncle Richard
Uncle Spunk
Uncle Throbby
Uncle Wiggly
Unemployed, The
Unit
Upright citizen
Upright organ
Upright uncle
Uterus unicorn

Vagina miner
Vaginal depth detector
Vaginal dilator
Vaginal explorer
Vein-laden meat pipe
Vein-laden meat stick
Veinous Maximus
Veiny bangstick
Verga
Vertical dangler
Verve pipe
Viagra baby
Vicious dink
Virile member
Vlad the Impaler
Vomit rod
Vomiting dummy

Wacker
Waldo
Walloper
Wally
Wally the one-eyed wonder wiener
Wand of light
Wang
Wanker
Wanker spanker
War hammer, The
Water spout
Wazoo
Weapon of ass destruction
Weapon of mass destruction
Wedding finger
Wedding tackle
Wedding wrecker, The
Wedge bone
Ween
Weenie
Wee wee
Wee Willy Winky
Wee wonder stick
Wenis
Whamadoodle
Whammy bar
Whanger
Whisker slitter
Whistle
Whistle stick
Wick
Who who
Whopper
Whore hammer
Whore monger
Whore pipe
Whore thermometer
Wicked scepter
Widget
Wiener
Wife and kids, The
Wife's best friend
Wife's worst enemy
Wigga wagga
Wiggedy wang
Wiggity wang
Wiggle stick
Wiggling worm
Wilbert
Wilbur
Willard
Willy
Willy the one-eyed wonder worm
Willy Wonka
Wing-wang
Winkster, The
Winky
Winky the milk spitting tunnel ferret
Wizard's staff
Wobbly warhead
Womb broom
Womb hammer
Womb raider
Womb scud
Womb warrior
Wonder down under, The
Wonder weiner
Wonder wick
Wonder worm
Wong
Wonga
Wood
Woodle
Woody
Wookie
Worm in a roll-neck pullover
Wormy McJuicemaker
Wriggling pole
Wrinklebeast

Xcaliber
XTC Stick


Yam
Yang
Yard O' Beef
Yin(g) yang
Yogurt hose
Yogurt shooter
Yogurt slinger
Yul
Yum-yum
Yummy hummer
Yung the Hung

Zamboner
Zamboni baloney
Zapper wrench
Zipper ripper, The
Zipper trout
Zipper wookie
Zizi
Zoobbrick
Zorker


phewwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[DwayneDibley]

Here's another couple (which I don't think are on DLL's list!)

For penises:

The One Eyed Trouser Snake
Joy Department

 

[DLL]

Here's another couple (which I don't think are on DLL's list!)

For penises:

The One Eyed Trouser Snake
Joy Department

wow i am slippling double d i didnt have those

 

[Lynxie]

I recently heard a little girl call her vagina a "no-no"... I'm assuming her mommy and daddy are big fans of abstinence.

 

[DwayneDibley]

I recently heard a little girl call her vagina a "no-no"... I'm assuming her mommy and daddy are big fans of abstinence.

I wonder if she'll have problems with sexuality and her libido in the future?

 

[babydoll2u]

I wonder if she'll have problems with sexuality and her libido in the future?

lol.......