Euphemisms to describe Lit Posters

[parodyluvr75]

At least the human ones.

One taco short of a fiesta platter
Two fries short of a Happy Meal.
One twist short of a slinky.
A few ants short of a picnic.
If stupid were a talent, they'd be considered gifted.

 

[parodyluvr75]

The lights are flashing, the gate is down, but the train isn’t coming
The lights are on, but nobody is home.
The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Is this a parody thread?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Cheese done slipped off their cracker.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Is this a parody thread?

A loose one, yes, human.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

 

[gravyrug]

Couldn't find his own ass with both hands and a flashlight.

 

[glynndah]

Not the sharpest crayon in the cookie jar.

 

[Recidiva]

Wit is something that happens to other people.