Euphemism generating

[rgraham666]

You know how hard it is for we porn writers to come up with new terms for fucking, pussy eating and all the rest?

Well, that ends today! There's now a euphemism generator that will solve all your problems.

You can thank me later.

 

[Boxlicker101]

You know how hard it is for we porn writers to come up with new terms for fucking, pussy eating and all the rest?

Well, that ends today! There's now a euphemism generator that will solve all your problems.

You can thank me later.

What's wrong with just saying fucking or pussy eating? I write porn, not Sunday School stories.

 

[MatthewVett]

Cute. I like it.

 

[PennLady]

What's wrong with just saying fucking or pussy eating? I write porn, not Sunday School stories.

Nothing really wrong with it, except it gets repetitive. Sometimes it's good to shake things up, in a writing way.

 

[hottchic]

What's wrong with just saying fucking or pussy eating? I write porn, not Sunday School stories.

Well I just looked at the last chapter so far, chapter 6 of the series I am writing and there were 33 instances of the word pussy (and I promise you there were no cats in this story), I guess it could get a bit repetative for people.

To be fair I sometimes use the word cunt as an alternative, only 4 instances of cunt.

In the story there were 30 instances of dick and there were only 2 instances of the alternative cock.

I also occasionally use member and love hole.

I guess the only problem with Euphemisms in an erotic story is that it has to be immediately clear what it is a euphemism for, other wise you run the risk of your reader losing his hard on or that she cools down.

Of course one posibility is to make the euphenism clear by context, from this point onwards the word can be used at will.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Well I just looked at the last chapter so far, chapter 6 of the series I am writing and there were 33 instances of the word pussy (and I promise you there were no cats in this story), I guess it could get a bit repetative for people.

To be fair I sometimes use the word cunt as an alternative, only 4 instances of cunt.

In the story there were 30 instances of dick and there were only 2 instances of the alternative cock.

I also occasionally use member and love hole.

I guess the only problem with Euphemisms in an erotic story is that it has to be immediately clear what it is a euphemism for, other wise you run the risk of your reader losing his hard on or that she cools down.

Of course one posibility is to make the euphenism clear by context, from this point onwards the word can be used at will.

Out of curiosity, I looked at a recently submitted story of straight sex. It is 6,500 words long, and "pussy" was 34 of those words. This makes sense, because I never say "cunt" except sometimes in dialogue. Sometimes, for variety, I will say "love hole" but only to avoid too much repetition. If the woman is reveling in a DP or TP, I sometimes refer to her "pleasure holes."

I said some variety of "fuck" only seven times, which was surprising to me. I would have expected more. I never use euphemisms for that, although I say things like plunging or driving or plowing or similar words. I said "cock" 26 times, which seems reasonable. I vary that by referring to his shaft. Sometimes I will say say something like: "Coral squealed in delight as she felt the hard cylinder burrowing into her dripping pleasure hole."

 

[lovecraft68]

Out of curiosity, I looked at a recently submitted story of straight sex. It is 6,500 words long,m and "pussy" was 34 of those words. This makes sense, because I never say "cunt" except sometimes in dialogue. Sometimes, for variety, I will say "love hole" but only to avoid too much repetition. If the woman is reveling in a DP or TP, I sometimes refer to her "pleasure holes."

I said some variety of "fuck" only seven times, which was surprising to me. I would have expected more. I never use euphemisms for that, although I say things like plunging or driving or plowing or similar words. I said "cock" 26 times, which seems reasonable. I vary that by referring to his shaft. Sometimes I will say say something like: "Coral squealed in delight as she felt the hard cylinder burrowing into her dripping pleasure hole."

See no offense but that cylinder/pleasure hole line makes me roll my eyes. Like your trying to hard. Not that I haven;t come up with some winners for sure but when they are that outrageous they seem contrived.

I do tend to over use "Pussy" not a fan of the c-word. I will say things like "hot little box" slippery slit. I once typed the word cooze and quickly hit undo.

Cock is a little better, dick prick, once in a great while "tool"

 

[TE999]

I've always thought 'perfumed garden' was a great euphemism for 'pussy'...however it's a tad Victorian for today's tastes. Terms like 'snatch', 'box', 'cunt' and 'love hole' sound harsh to me...maybe they'd work in a BDSM story, but not where you want to describe affectionate lovemaking. Terms like 'rod', 'tool', 'prick', 'pleasure piston' grate on my ear as well...but then again I never write about rough sex.

I think I'll continue to use 'cock' and 'pussy', only not as often.