euphamisms for sex?

[RavenSpirit2k4]

A couple of years ago I was watching a movie set in 1950's London. The movie was boring as hell, but the one thing that I still remember was a woman telling her friend to watch out for a man who was interested in her by saying "he just wants to peel your celery". I laughed until I couldn't breathe. (Um, ok, and while he's at it, he can chop up the lettuce, carrots and tomatoes too! Lol.)

So I've been thinking - not a good sign, especially late at night - how many cutesy or weird euphmisms for sex have you heard?

 

[Xelebes]

"They're dancing!" Something I would always hear my English 33 teacher whenever he alluded to sex, especially when there was sex being alluded in the stories. He was one of the better (funnier) teachers in my ol' high school.

Hmm... trying to think of others...

 

[Guest]

Laughing -

Boning -

Humping -

The wild mambo -

The hunka chunka -

The horizontal bop -

 

[SummerMorning]

They're making love...

...quite the euphemism!

 

[matriarch]

They're making love...

...quite the euphemism!

Quite !!

How about.........

Nookie

Pounding the mattress

"you know.......wink, wink, nudge, nudge"

 

[seasparks]

Doing the Horizontal Hula

Doing the Snakey Tango

Dipping the wick

The ever popular "Gettin a piece of ass"
Or..... "Knocking off a piece"

Playing Hide the sausage (Hide the cocktail weenie for certain guys)

Making whoopee

Bumping uglies

I have seen all of these in stories here on lit.

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

Knocking boots

Playing slap and tickle

 

[Liar]

Bumping uglies

One of my fave expressions there

what else...


taxidermia




as in 'stuffing a beaver'

 

[Guest]

Oh, I like that one!


Among hubby and his coaching buddies - ringing the bell?

 

[Honey123]

Getting your rocks off

Hiding the salami

Doing "it"

Horizontal limbo

 

[Guest]

Getting laid.

Slipping it to her.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

"Getting a hot beef injection."

Check out Burgess Meredith as Grandpa Gustaferson in "Grumpy Old Men" and "Grumpier Old Men."

My favorite of his was, "He's taking the one eyed monster to the optometrist."

 

[seasparks]

Jumping his/her bones

Driving up the Hershey Highway (for anal)

Making the beast with two backs

 

[Sshafer]

for sex

laying some pipe

Jumpen the wooly

Plowen the feild

Dippen the stick

Riding the bucking poney

Takeing the dirt road

Scarfen the snarf

see anything you like?

 

[minsue]

One of my favorites would be the advice against workplace relationships:

Don't dip your pen in the company ink.

 

[Guest]

Poke in the whiskers...

Roll in the hay...

Makin' a banana-sardine sandwich.....

Tappin' that....

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Giving a one-gun salute . . .

Burping the worm in the mole hole . . .

Saucing the clam . . .

Have morning tea . . .

Searching for Buried Treasure . . .

Pray with the knees upward . . .

Butter the muffin . . .

Visit the Netherlands . . .

Yodeling in the gulley . . .

Go like a rat up a drainpipe . . .

 

[Xelebes]

Playing show and tell...

 

[Lisa Denton]

She got me into bed with her with, "Ice Princess, I'd like to lick your volcano till the lava flows and you blow your top" and it did and I did.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Mine...

A twist in the sheets.

~lucky

 

[Pure]

on her part:

receiving the sacraments

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Off to the Submarine races

Buttering her muffin

From one of my butch friends:

How bout a little 68. that's where you eat me & I owe you one.

-Colly

 

[Lisa Denton]

"I'm a shrink, lift your skirt so I can anal-ize this oral fixation one of us obviously has."

 

[minsue]

Moving on to pick up lines?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to kiss me