Etiquette question

[NoJo]

After you've jizzed in someone's face, how long should you wait before getting up and making yourself a sandwich?

 

[Sean]

You shouldn't, that's the woman's job.

 

[BlackShanglan]

It depends on how badly you need sandwich spread.

(Dear God. Did I just say that? Evidently I did.)

 

[BlackShanglan]

You shouldn't, that's the woman's job.

Which one? And how did you manage to turn up just when I was saying something uncharacteristically offensive?

It's like the shadow of the fate ...

 

[unpredictablebijou]

After you've jizzed in someone's face, how long should you wait before getting up and making yourself a sandwich?

Are you going to get me a sandwich too?

bijou

 

[Sean]

Which one? And how did you manage to turn up just when I was saying something uncharacteristically offensive?

It's like the shadow of the fate ...

Ha, that's more flattering than I usually get for a crack as offensive as that one was.

 

[NoJo]

Are you going to get me a sandwich too?

bijou

Yes, you just stick right there

 

[damppanties]

After you've jizzed in someone's face, how long should you wait before getting up and making yourself a sandwich?

Don't know, but remember to wash your hands.

 

[NoJo]

Don't know, but remember to wash your hands.

What's wrong with using her hair? Damn I think I make a lot of faux pas

 

[BlackShanglan]

Ha, that's more flattering than I usually get for a crack as offensive as that one was.

One does one's best in homage to a master.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Yes, you just stick right there

Fried egg on toast, with mayo, if you please. Or you'll never have access to this face again.

bijou

 

[NoJo]

One does one's best in homage to a master.

I don't find SeanH's crack offensive

 

[damppanties]

What's wrong with using her hair? Damn I think I make a lot of faux pas

Silly, you can't use hair to make a sandwich.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I don't find SeanH's crack offensive

He's just trying to push me out of the nest to try my wings for myself. It's a little more awkward with horses than with birds, but I'm giving it my best.

 

[NoJo]

Silly, you can't use hair to make a sandwich.

Not if you're sober, no

 

[Sean]

He's just trying to push me out of the nest to try my wings for myself. It's a little more awkward with horses than with birds, but I'm giving it my best.

Corrupter of innocents, that's me.

 

[NoJo]

He's just trying to push me out of the nest to try my wings for myself.

WTF are you, fucking Pegasus, now?

 

[NoJo]

Fried egg on toast, with mayo, if you please. Or you'll never have access to this face again.

bijou

Okay, but I'm warning you, I fry them runny

 

[BlackShanglan]

WTF are you, fucking Pegasus, now?

Oh, I wish. That snooty bitch won't give the time of day to anyone who hasn't got an in with the upper pantheon.

As if we hadn't all seen that line of donkey "friends" stretching halfway around Olympus. Likes a bit of the rough, that one.

 

[NoJo]

Oh, I wish. That snooty bitch won't give the time of day to anyone who hasn't got an in with the upper pantheon.

As if we hadn't all seen that line of donkey "friends" stretching halfway around Olympus. Likes a bit of the rough, that one.

I think I've just stumbled into a very weird little world

 

[BlackShanglan]

I think I've just stumbled into a very weird little world

*locks the barn door before the colt is out*

 

[rgraham666]

Gimme a minute. My alcohol sodden brain is deciding how to react to this thread.

 

[CharleyH]

After you've jizzed in someone's face, how long should you wait before getting up and making yourself a sandwich?

All I can say is that after I symbollically JIZZ on someone's face, I take a moment to snuggle, then get up to get a filet mignon. He get's the point and leaves. I think you are selling yourself short on the sandwich, SJ.

 

[NoJo]

Gimme a minute. My alcohol sodden brain is deciding how to react to this thread.

Ah, pull up a seat, rob. Look out for the vomit

 

[CharleyH]

WTF are you, fucking Pegasus, now?

I had Shang pegged in the Icarus or Unicorn zone at the moment, but Pegasus is good.