Essential Truths of the Lit Board

[Rick DeVille]

1. Never transmit a sexual disease in public

2. Keeping saying this to yourself: This is a Porn board, I am on a Porn board. Why am I discussing world hunger here? This is a Porn board

3. Remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them

4. Never pass up an opportunity to pee or, alternatively, have a paper cup next to the keyboard

5. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

 

[freakygirl]

Welcome back Rick

good to see you back on the boards.. also known as Hell..

watch out for the fat chicks.. the male bashers.. and that asshole IA951 (the woman hater)


Want a drink?

 

[lavender]

 

[Rick DeVille]

Welcome back Rick

good to see you back on the boards.. also known as Hell..

watch out for the fat chicks.. the male bashers.. and that asshole IA951 (the woman hater)


Want a drink?

See number 5

 

[Rick DeVille]

You left out a few Rick. And the ones that you left out make me discredit your #2.

1. This is online. This is an experiment. The first truth here is that there is little TRUTH.

2. People are not who they appear to be. At least most people. I tend to think some are, but I think those are the minority. We create ourselves in this medium. We present ourselves in the light we want to be seen.

3. Because of #1 and #2, what better things to discuss than share opinions about politics, relationships, sex, books. It beats the hell out of caustic one liners. It's easy to be behind a mask, to maintain your facade, to limit what you tell by these one-liners.

Some of you people take this shit way to seriously

 

[seXieleXie]

#6 there is no spoon.

 

[Problem Child]

6. Always remember that drama gets responses.

7. There's always someone funnier, meaner, smarter and wittier than you.

8. The hotter a girl looks in her av is directly correlated to the statistical chance that she's a he.

9. Personal information will always come back to haunt you.

10. If you want to keep something a secret, don't fucking tell anyone at this place.

11. Any thread on the middle east will end up in chaos and bloodshed.

12. Don't fuck with Laurel.

13. People that are nice 100% of the time tend to get lost in the crowd. (sad but true).

14. Don't ever start a war with someone until you've gathered enough intelligence to form a winning strategy.

15. Liberals are no smarter or more open-minded than conservatives, and vice-versa.

16. Spelling fucking counts.

 

[Rick DeVille]

#6 there is no spoon.

Especially with Number 4

 

[Mensa]

Welcome home

Hey, the cocky ass asshole is back.

 

[patient1]

Welcome back, Mr. DeVille!

You've got the best one-liners on the board.

 

[Rick DeVille]

Welcome back, Mr. DeVille!

You've got the best one-liners on the board.

I had to come back, I missed the continual 'brown-nosing' posts,Why (insert name here)is fucking (Insert exaggerated compliment here)posts, the non-stop You're hurting my fucking feelings so I'm leaving posts, not to mention the I've fucking forgiven you so I'm back posts and of course the My Girlfriend has a Birthmark next to Her Clitoris, Will She Have Better Orgasms? posts and the Let's all fucking persecute (insert name here)posts

 

[lavender]

 

[Rick DeVille]

Re: Welcome home

Hey, the cocky ass asshole is back.

Good title, might use it

 

[Calamity Jane]

Welcome back darlin.

You just stoppin in, or stayin around for a bit?

 

[Rick DeVille]

I demand a recount on that one.

Electoral system rigged - now that's a new concept

 

[Cheyenne]

14. Don't ever start a war with someone until you've gathered enough intelligence to form a winning strategy.

16. Spelling fucking counts.

My two favorites above.

Rick and PC back in one thread- now I can go to bed happy.

Can you two keep a few of those caustic oneliners ready though? There are a few new people around here who could stand to hear them.

 

[Rick DeVille]

Welcome back darlin.

You just stoppin in, or stayin around for a bit?

until the boredom sets in, then I'll move on for a while

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Glad to have you back ... Mr. DeVille ....

 

[Rick DeVille]

Glad to have you back ... Mr. DeVille ....

I see you've still got a beautiful smile

 

[Rick DeVille]

Rick and PC back in one thread- now I can go to bed happy.

Can you two keep a few of those caustic oneliners ready though?

Me, caustic? Fuck, now you've hurt my feelings. I'm now a new age sensitive guy, can't you tell? I've reformed.

 

[Problem Child]

Can you two keep a few of those caustic oneliners ready though? There are a few new people around here who could stand to hear them.

They're all too busy stuffing their faces full of Ben & Jerry's double extreme chocolate decadence with truffles ice cream because someone didn't show them proper respect during their first twenty minutes at lit.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

I see you've still got a beautiful smile

I always have a smile for you .... Mr. DeVille....

 

[Rick DeVille]

I always have a smile for you .... Mr. DeVille....

Why thank you ma'am

 

[Mensa]

Now he tells me

12. Don't fuck with Laurel.

That's the main attraction in my coming here.

 

[DulceCrema]

lemme get this straight....this is a porn board???