ESPN the Mag Nascar stories

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So on my way into work I was flipping through ESPN the Magazine. Next to sex, sports is my second favorite hobby to watch/play/follow. On page 40 of the last issue with Vince Young of Texas on the cover is a blurb of NASCAR partnering with Harlequin romance novels. The Mag then gave some of their ideas.

I'll give these a shot but my time has been very limited...witness why I edit for other people more than I write my own. Here are the tidbits from the Mag; gives you a start at least if you're stalled on other ideas like I am sometimes.

Pit Row Passion

Stolen whispers near the dual manifold exhaust. Love notes scrawled in 10W-40. For Lana Green, life as a twice-divorced daughter of a crew chief has never been hotter, thanks to her torrid affair with Craig Whiffle. But if Dad ever finds out, lug nuts will fly!

Driver's Ed

When Lyle Kush shows up for his first race at the Kansas Speedway, he's a nervous wreck-until he meets NASCAR Nora, who's broken in more new drivers than Jack Nicklaus. Watch them trade paint!

Checkered Flag Past

When Edna Anderson opens the morning newspaper and sees that "he" has been released from prison, she knows she must finally tell boyfriend Jimmy McMillan the truth-she isn't really a school teacher from Iowa. Will her dark secret blindside their relationship-and his Nextel chances-for good?

Running on Empty

For PR exec Dara Storme, a visit to the Pocono 500 to meet her company's newest client, Eddie Carlton, is just another trip to the track. But as their week together rolls on, Dara and Eddie focus less on the "public" and a lot more on the "relations". Will Dara learn that sometimes even true love needs a restrictor plate?

Sticker Shocker

For Angie Farucci, life couldn't be sweeter. Dating bad boy Tommy Steubing has made her happier than she's ever been. But one night, while hot waxing Tommy's car, she finds something hidden under that House Station logo. Something that could take Steubing from bad...to badder! Life is never slow in the fast lane.

Tons of cliches in the paragraphs with all the sports analogies for fucking that applies to cars. At the very least, the names of characters offered could help you out.

GENTLEMAN! START YOUR ENGINES!!!

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I like it

As I've said before, I like fast women and NASCAR. So bring on the stories.
And, I swear I have a pic of Lyle Kush having sex somewhere. I'll try to find it and post it later.

So many good possibilities here.

Here, I found the pix of Lyle Kush. It's him, don't you think?
 
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