Espie is bored--Stray Kitty Cats, Boggers, and Pee

Esperanza_Hidalgo

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I am gonna write stuff here when I am bored. I just like to be silly sometimes. Here is my first--hmmm--blog? I try to blog at OS each day.

I put stuff here, here, and here too. I stay super busy.

I'm most active at the OS, here.

Relationships require tolerance.

Example one:


I feed a bunch of stray kitty cats when she is not looking. She knows.

“Raney, cut the shit!” she told me.

She always jumps on my case about it. Thing is, I know she feeds them too when I am not looking. Pretty sweet huh? She feeds them because she knows I like stray kitty cats.

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Example two:

This one will freak you out. Yesterday, I was wasting my life away writing another dirty story. She asked me to run to the store. I told her, “Heck no! Can’t you see I’m busy doing my thing?”

She’s has thirty pounds and five inches on me (it is more than thirty, but, she may read this). A tickling fight ensued. I can’t stand to be tickled.

“Ya’ goin?” she asked.

“Stop!” I said, “I’m gonna pee.”

"Go ahead,” she said.

I did.

“Jeez, Raney. I’m sorry, I thought you were playing.”

“Nope.”

“Shower?” she asked.

“Yep.”

We made up in the shower *wiggle, wiggle*.

She would never do anything to purposely hurt me. It is a pretty coolio feeling.

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Example three:

She had a bad case of the boogers. On the same day as above, we were eating at the kitchen table. She let a big sneeze go before she could stop. I got a shower of snot.

“J*****F******C*****,” I said, sans the edit (I asked for forgiveness—since I am a Baptist, I can be forgiven *wink, wink*). She came over and started wiping her boogers off of me. I smiled and thanked her. I think it is sweet to wipe your boogers off someone else after you sneeze on them.

*******

Later, as I went to the store (like she wanted me too), she said, “Get some cat food, honey.”

“K,” I said, “and I’ll get some tissue too.”

Pretty tolerant, huh?

No need to wink or wiggle.

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Okay, I'll update as I do a new blog.

Coolio.

BTW, my real life nic is Raney. I use Espie here cause it sounds coolio. So call me either, just don't call me neither. *wiggle, wiggle* Tee-Hee-Hee

Oh, I forgot. I posted three stories and two poems this week. I am a pretty good writer, but not great. Don't wanna bullshit you. But, the She Moves Me series is pretty good. It is a lezzie Novella in three chapters, read it if u get bored like I do. I think this poem is funny. It is called, I Write About Fucking
 
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Espie is sleepy--so she muses

A kNote to the Editer

Sitting at the compture, she got mad
Would you stop messin with my ADVERBIAL cLAUSES!
i like them!
so they're
And whassup with the CAPS

I Llke them to.

Their kewl.

... thats not and eclipses
. . . this is
these thingies—are knot problematecal

that just aint write!!!!!!!!!!!!
for you to be so critical
I can rite AHHHHHHHHHHHHH if i wanna
come over hear and tries and stop me.
I'm 5"2" and biggest then you.

aint you got any cents womans?
ARGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
I dont got to chenge it if i dont wanna

And tenses?
Blowing a bubble and letting it pop, she moving forward and kissing her.
Sounds O.K.A.Y to me.

I only used italics seven-teen times
thats not too many isn't it?
Ya know its for emphaticalness.​

i like doing this—
then writing goobledygook
—and doing this.
I thinked it was smartical.

"This sucks," she smirked.
A smirk can be a tag, huh!
The noirve of some people.

Who made up the rule about -ly words?
Its simply not faire. I use them beautifully, just kindly ask me sweetly please.
Ill tale you!!!!!

I love her.
and wanna sey thank you

so hear goes, "thank you!!!!!!!!!!"

Now were is my past participle?
I knowed I seen it--

Hah, I showed her she got her jest desert.

Bye now
Tee Hee Hee
 
A Prayer to the Muse

© Esperanza Hidalgo

On soiled knees, I pray.
With splayed chest, I bleed.
With wicked heart, I cry.

Return, evil one,
from the slumbering
gray matter of sinning cells.

You sleep in need
of nutrition, exercise?
You are unkempt!

Muse awakens with surreal laughter.
Muse mocks me.
I cry.

Muse sleeps in ugly worms.
Muse mocks me.
I cry.

Why do you
titter and fro,
leaving me circumspect?

Embrace me in loving arms,
pulse through living flesh,
find quill and parchment.

You are evil;
you tease;
you test;
you abuse;
you destroy me
with pummeling absence.

I HATE YOU!
I LOVE YOU!

Please,
return?

I sleep.


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