Esperanto Assistance?

[Otto26]

For some reason I posted this over at the Editor's Forum. Oh well.

If you're an Esperanto afficionado I'd appreciate a quick hand with some dialogue from a story I'm working on. Below are the phrases and what I think I am saying.

Thanks.

Jes, sinjoro. => Yes, sir.
Jam nun, sinjoro. => Right away, sir.
Mi petegas vi, sinjoro, fiki mi. => I beg you, sir, fuck me.
Volas sucxi via kacego. => I want to suck your large cock.
Ni petas. => Please (plural).
Rampu al mia lito, sklavinoj. Jam nun. => Crawl to my bed, female slaves. Right now.
Pli, pli, pli. => More, more, more.
Sara, tenu sxia brakoj super sxia kapo. => Sara, hold her arms above her head.
Sternu, sklavino. => Spread, female slave.
Bona. => Good.
Do bonega, sinjoro! Do bonega! => So very good, sir! So very good!
Premu mia kaco, sklavino. => Squeeze my cock, female slave.
Via mastra kacego. => Your masterful large cock.
Dankon por via kacego. => Thank you for your large cock.
Dankon por fikanta mi. => Thank you for fucking me.
Sucxu mia kaco. => Suck my cock.
Iru al via dorso, Sara. => Get on your back, Sara.
Fingrafiku via bella picxo. => Finger-fuck your pretty cunt.
Vi estas farinta mi malsekega, sinjoro. => You made me very wet, sir.
Mi estas kacxa con via cxuro. => I'm messy with your cum.
Cxu mi petas gustumi gxi, sinjoro? Mi petas? => May I please taste it, sir? Please?
Jes, sklavineto, vi petas gustumi gxi. => Yes, little female slave (affectionate connotation), you may taste it.
Mia kojonoj. => My balls.
Puru mi, sklavinetoj. => Clean me, little female slaves (affectionate connotation).
Jes, amasinjoro. => Yes, love-sir (no real direct translation of this).

 

[Xelebes]

Esperanto is what again? It looks like Spanish by a Norwegian to me.

 

[Liar]

Esperanto is what again? It looks like Spanish by a Norwegian to me.

Not far from the truth. Spanish by a Polish.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

I was just gonna say...it looks like Spanish mixed with Slovenian...

 

[Otto26]

Esperanto is an artificial language concocted by a Polish doctor. It's one of several artificial languages (Klingon from the Star Trek series, any of Tolkien's elvish or orcish languages, etc...) and it's fairly easy. I first learned about it reading Harry Harrison's Stainless Steel Rat series. I use it occasionally as a substitute for foreign language (rather than making something up) in a story. It's consistent, foreign enough, and generally the meaning is fairly obvious even to non-Esperanto speakers. I don't get much practice, though, so my grammar is atrocious. Was hoping to find someone else with more knowledge to vet my work.

 

[matriarch]

Esperanto is an artificial language concocted by a Polish doctor. It's one of several artificial languages (Klingon from the Star Trek series, any of Tolkien's elvish or orcish languages, etc...) and it's fairly easy. I first learned about it reading Harry Harrison's Stainless Steel Rat series. I use it occasionally as a substitute for foreign language (rather than making something up) in a story. It's consistent, foreign enough, and generally the meaning is fairly obvious even to non-Esperanto speakers. I don't get much practice, though, so my grammar is atrocious. Was hoping to find someone else with more knowledge to vet my work.

I KNEW I shouldn't have dumped that Esperanto book when I moved house.

Seriously. Honestly. I had one. I have no idea where it came from.

Ooops, sorry for threadjack, this isn't helping.