Erotica Wired - A New Level of Computer Sex

[Jake2001]

I kid you not! Now you can write your erotic stories and include stimulating action for your reader's erogenous zones. Just imagine reading, "…the feel of his lips on my hard nipple…." And the suction pump begins to suck your nipple against the vibrating bullet. Then, the next paragraph depicts, "his dick throbs deep inside my warm slick love hole…." And the Mega Blaster Super Vibrating bullet (by the makers of the famous 'Pocket Rocket') begins to slowly massage your vagina. "His finger slides over my engorged clit and…." The Mega Clit Saucer comes alive to drive you into the throes of ecstasy.

And just so the guys won't be left out, they can be connected to the Kobe Tai Ultra Realistic Vibrating Vagina or the Jill Kelly Futurotic Plastic Pussy.

This high tech addition to erotica comes complete with everything you need to make your computer into a true "love machine." The black box will control the speed and intensity of up to four different devices to make the characters of your stories cum alive.

Then you can go online with your favorite cybersex partner and control the stimulation of their erogenous zones from your own keyboard. Ummmmm, imagine how turned on you would get from typing in, "…taking my hard member [F6 ] and rub it against your swollen clit [F3, shift F3] and let it slide down into heaven [F7, F7, F9, F7, F3, alt F5]." The same time you would feel the Jenteal Ultra that is encased around your penis begin to vibrate as your partner explained what the walls of her vagina were doing to you.

If I'm lyin, I'm dyin! Check it out at http://www.sextoyworld.com/disex.html

Volunteer editors, are you ready for this?

 

[TonyG]

Interesting idea. Someone's going to make a lot of money.

Here is the Kobe Tai Vibrating Vagina and notice the sample built onto the outside of the box. ROFL, What's next scratch and sniff!

http://www.sextoyworld.com/kobitai.jpg

 

[Cheyenne]

I believe you.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=22683

 

[Jake2001]

Even if either one seemed attractive, the thought of something shorting out kind of scares me. And, talk about high maintenance…!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Yeah, that's great and stuff, but what if the story reads:

"Smiling softly, she spread her legs wide and you slipped your long hard throbbing penis into her quivering wet cavern of love."

And you're female and don't have a penis to slip with?

or:

"He sucked hard on your calf, you just knew you'd have yet another hickey you couldn't explain, and rammed his rampant love muscle right into your vagina."

And you're male and therefore don't have a vagina for a sex toy to be rammed into?

 

[Jake2001]

His or Hers?

Ohmygod Muffin. Of course, you are right. It is even worse than writing the story in the second person. [Not the first time I have slapped myself in the forehead when you've asked a question … but the bruises are building up!]

Oh well, back to the drawing board.