Erotica of the unexpected.

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Unexpectedly I got quite aroused watching something on daytime tv recently. It was an episode of Tales Of The Unexpected, a tv series that originally aired in the eighties. Each episode told a story, often with sinister and wryly comedic undertones, with an unexpected twist ending.

I recently watched an episode which had what I thought was a quite erotically charged sapphic scene, albeit quite tame.

It was an episode called "A Harmless Vanity." In it a woman (Mary) descovers that her husband (George) is having an affair with a younger woman (Carol) and is also plotting her murder. Mary has no malice towards Carol because she knows Carol is unaware that George is a married man.
Mary decides to meet Carol (without telling her that she is Georges wife) at the beach just to see what she is like. At one point Mary begins applying sun cream to Carol's body while looking at her admiringly and jealously.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0717420/

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Reminds me of when I was watching this British series called Peep Show. It was a sitcom actually, not anything really pornographic.

There was this scene where one of the characters is in a storage closet and this girl he's just started seeing comes in after him and starts rubbing her ass against him. She doesn't stop until he finishes. No nudity and she wasn't anything too special when it came to looks (good personality though).

It was meant to be comedic not erotic but it did get my pretty excited.
 
I enjoy porn to help me get the sex I need that my wife won't give me. I know what I like and I know where to find it.

Rarely though, I'll see something that turns me on as much or more than my favorite porn. I was at church a few weeks ago and I saw a woman I had never seen before sitting with a group I assumed was her family. She was sitting up straight and appeared to have really huge tits. She was dressed modestly, but there was no hiding those whoppers. I was ready to jerk off right then.

And also rarely, I'll just be in the right place at the right time. I can think of a couple of times where I was minding my own business and a woman leaned down near me and I could easily see right down the front of her blouse to her fully exposed breasts. Needless to say, my photographic memory kicked in right away!

Unexpected can be very sexy.
 
Reminds me of when I was watching this British series called Peep Show. It was a sitcom actually, not anything really pornographic.

There was this scene where one of the characters is in a storage closet and this girl he's just started seeing comes in after him and starts rubbing her ass against him. She doesn't stop until he finishes. No nudity and she wasn't anything too special when it came to looks (good personality though).

It was meant to be comedic not erotic but it did get my pretty excited.
I know the scene you mention. I remember seeing it.
 
I enjoy porn to help me get the sex I need that my wife won't give me. I know what I like and I know where to find it.

Rarely though, I'll see something that turns me on as much or more than my favorite porn. I was at church a few weeks ago and I saw a woman I had never seen before sitting with a group I assumed was her family. She was sitting up straight and appeared to have really huge tits. She was dressed modestly, but there was no hiding those whoppers. I was ready to jerk off right then.

And also rarely, I'll just be in the right place at the right time. I can think of a couple of times where I was minding my own business and a woman leaned down near me and I could easily see right down the front of her blouse to her fully exposed breasts. Needless to say, my photographic memory kicked in right away!

Unexpected can be very sexy.
my wife?
 
As a teen, I was often extremely aroused by horror movies that would combine soft core erotica elements. My favorite theme was unexpected lesbianism, often it was a woman who was secretly a witch who would lure young women into making out with her.
 
As a teen, I was often extremely aroused by horror movies that would combine soft core erotica elements. My favorite theme was unexpected lesbianism, often it was a woman who was secretly a witch who would lure young women into making out with her.
The first time I recall ever being aroused was while watching a dinosaur movie of some sort in the late 60's, maybe early 70's. The dinosaur was chasing a man and woman, with the woman in a tight dress. Odd the things that tickle our fancy when we're of tender age.
 
I was at church when the lady in front of us, probably one of the most prettiest ladies there, would almost always wear high heels, an ankle bracelet and pantyhose if it was cooler weather out for her husband. At the time she was in her mid-20's, but one day she wore shoes that were a bit too tight, and took them off. Maybe the sermon was VERY dry that day for an impressionable boy of that age, but I remember looking at her for most of the service.

To this day, a mainstream movie, where the lady comes in and takes off her high heels, can be a strange turn on for me. Not the act so much of being barefoot, but actively getting to the point of being barefoot (or in stocking feet).
 
I was watching a Dracula movie way back, and there was a scene where he was about to bite a young lady on the neck. The scene was slow, and you could see down her top and the perfect shape of her breast, heaving with a long neck and sigh as he bit her, gave me a hard-on.
 
Elvira mistress of the dark ! Love to stroke to her in my teens! Or like everyone else in 50s trying to get nudie channel that had the line going down the middle of tv!
 
I remember a TV show called Bedtime Stories... soft porn on TV but very well written and, occasionally, the women were gorgeous! It has since disappeared from every search on my cable channels!!
 
Some of my favorite sexy moments in film are unexpected. Examples include the nudity in Titanic and Eight Days a Week.
 
TV shows (in the UK at least) used to be far more liberal minded. These days, the producers are paranoid about upsetting viewers.

I recall a series called the Oxbridge Blues back in the 1984. There was a scene where actress Carol Royle stripped off and John Bird (the late comedian and satirist) poured a bottle of red wine over her. It was one of the most erotic scenes I've seen in TV.

I thought I must have exaggerated my memories but came across a clip many years ago on Xhamster and my memories were proved valid.

Link below. No wine pouring sadly....

https://xhamster.com/videos/retro-film-1620261
 
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