Erotic natured Woman wanted

[thebarber69]

Thank you for your interest, and your PM's, but at present time I am no longer looking.

 

[LeppGirl]

I'm looking for a erotic natured woman, 25 to 50 years old. For emails, pm, yahoo IM, maybe later some phone. I want a lady who is comfortable with her sexual feelings, one who is erotic, and knows herself. Maybe a list might be better so here goes.

First: A woman should be erotic, likes her erotic side, and feels comfortable with herself, knows how to please herself with erotic email, and chat, and wants that shakin orgasm, and wants more than one.

Second: Must be a bit kinky, IE, likes shaving, nipple torture, oral (giving and receiving), some restraints, spanking, lingerie with nylons, corsets, toy play, G gasms, possibily Bi, and submissive, and the list could go on, but I think you get the idea.

So if your that woman, that would like to get email, pm, IM, and possibily phone to your wildest fantisy, then drop me a PM, and lets investigate our sexual fun together.

I'd be very willing to play....I love almost everything to do with sex. I especially love giving oral. Just the feel of my tongue running over a man's hard throbbing cock......PM me if you want to play....

 

[thebarber69]

Hmmm, I know there has to be another lady out there looking, there has been 81 views on this, so why don't you drop a PM. Erotic is good.

 

[Lorelei_11]

Hmmm, I know there has to be another lady out there looking, there has been 81 views on this, so why don't you drop a PM. Erotic is good.

but you already have one lady.

I'd like just one guy.

Anyway, most of that sounds good I'm just not really looking for nothing but an online relationship. Thats usually a fuck buddy thing, which isn't my thing.

This sleeping pill I took isn't working to help me sleep, maybe they gave me the wrong pills. Truth serum. lol

I'm really not trying to be snarky.... just saying it straight out.

 

[thebarber69]

No problem Lorelei, we all have those nights, and you hit it on the head, but if there was that one certain one woman out there, and she was compatiable with my warped mind and erotic natures, I'd be all over her in a heart beat.

Thanks for your two cents worth though .

 

[Lorelei_11]

No problem Lorelei, we all have those nights, and you hit it on the head, but if there was that one certain one woman out there, and she was compatiable with my warped mind and erotic natures, I'd be all over her in a heart beat.

Thanks for your two cents worth though .

Thanks for understanding. I was so tired, and yet couldn't sleep. To much stress, even sleeping pills don't help.

Me too, its hard to find the right person.

 

[thebarber69]

Right one??

Heck the right one is the tough thing to find, I have looked under rocks, tryed a few trolls, looked inside of stumps, and all I usually can find are the vanilla ones . I find a mallet to the head somenights work well (points to lumps on head ), to fall asleep.

Now don't go trying that, you have to have a thick head to do it, you know a tipical man.

Oh well have a good one Lorelei, try a few shots, not a whole bottle >

 

[Lorelei_11]

Heck the right one is the tough thing to find, I have looked under rocks, tryed a few trolls, looked inside of stumps, and all I usually can find are the vanilla ones . I find a mallet to the head somenights work well (points to lumps on head ), to fall asleep.

Now don't go trying that, you have to have a thick head to do it, you know a tipical man.

Oh well have a good one Lorelei, try a few shots, not a whole bottle >

*laughing*

I've kissed a lot of frogs. Its not working out. I just want a traditional guy, good guy, not perfect, but perfect for me. I'm open minded sexually, and I like some kinky things.

The sleeping pills aren't even helping me fall asleep.

 

[thebarber69]

Frogs, naaa, these wern't even evil fairies.

You know were going to have to stop meeting like this, heck someone might think there is something going on .

I find that with the days trials and tribulations, and all the butt heads out there you just want to choke, sleeping pills, don't work, just give you a nasty headache from not sleeping. Wine ( not the whole bottle, well maybe one ), a few good shots (heck might be happy for a few), or, ah, well maybe have to take things into your own hands and have a few good orgasms (did I say that, naaaaa ).

Well have a good day, or weekend.;

 

[precious105]

hmm well as appealing as that all sounds I'm not in your age range. Those shots sound good I'll have to get some later.

 

[Lorelei_11]

Frogs, naaa, these wern't even evil fairies.

You know were going to have to stop meeting like this, heck someone might think there is something going on .

I find that with the days trials and tribulations, and all the butt heads out there you just want to choke, sleeping pills, don't work, just give you a nasty headache from not sleeping. Wine ( not the whole bottle, well maybe one ), a few good shots (heck might be happy for a few), or, ah, well maybe have to take things into your own hands and have a few good orgasms (did I say that, naaaaa ).

Well have a good day, or weekend.;

Its not like you missed anything, frogs and evil fairies are only fun for a very short period of time.

Mmm hmm... yep, people are gonna talk. Let them, its good to have some entertainment, life can get boring. Besides that, I need a lot more than just online contact, would like to know I could eventually touch the guy. I'm not into corsets either. The rest of it sounds good though.

I tried that the other night, two orgasms and a bath, and sleeping pills. I was still awake. I don't like wine, I don't drink much, and alcohol has never put me to sleep, unless I was drinking all night and quite drunk and tired anyway.

 

[thebarber69]

Hmmmm, been checkin up on me . Now how would you know that I like that kind of thing???? See, I told you I was a kinky kind of person, and now you know (like I had no doubt that you didn't ).

I know about the alcohol, heck don't think I have touched a shot since the great fall off the wagon day (and I won't get into that one). Oh well, just thought I would throw those few sugestions out there.

As usual have a good weekend, if you can, heck at least keeping this thread active .

 

[Lorelei_11]

Hmmmm, been checkin up on me . Now how would you know that I like that kind of thing???? See, I told you I was a kinky kind of person, and now you know (like I had no doubt that you didn't ).

I know about the alcohol, heck don't think I have touched a shot since the great fall off the wagon day (and I won't get into that one). Oh well, just thought I would throw those few sugestions out there.

As usual have a good weekend, if you can, heck at least keeping this thread active .

I'm not sure what type of thing that you like? I checked the other post and can't figure it out, but I'm hot and hungry, that could be it.

lol... I'll try to help you out here with your thread, but I'm talking on a bunch of my own.

 

[thebarber69]

HOT, and Hungry, hmmm, oh, hot as in it's HOT outside (ya, I know, just give me a slap along side the head).

Well, maybe I'll have to give your threads a boost too.

 

[Lorelei_11]

HOT, and Hungry, hmmm, oh, hot as in it's HOT outside (ya, I know, just give me a slap along side the head).

Well, maybe I'll have to give your threads a boost too.

*laughing*

Yeah, as in hot outside, and inside. I keep thinking I should get the fan and turn it on, then I think it will cool down soon, its getting late.

Hey... I thought you were the dom... sure you wanna slap?

Yeah, now that would be nice, go ahead, I could use a boost, a hand, some help... and other things that I don't know you well enough to get from you.

 

[thebarber69]

Now do I have to say, YOU VILL, I know, keep it in the aproved area in Lit, well now I'll just have to go pokin arround and see what threads you need a boost on.

Now a fan, that might work for cooling things off, but nothing like a cold nose in the (now that's a different story ), woops better not in this forem.

 

[Lorelei_11]

Now do I have to say, YOU VILL, I know, keep it in the aproved area in Lit, well now I'll just have to go pokin arround and see what threads you need a boost on.

Now a fan, that might work for cooling things off, but nothing like a cold nose in the (now that's a different story ), woops better not in this forem.

Don't bump that "Will you marry me" thread. I give up. It was kind of a parody of another guys there here in the personals anyway, and I had fun with it.

And ... everyone was incompatable with me. Like usual.

I might be compatable with you sexually, but I'm not into corsets and I'm not bi. I like your sense of humour and you make me laugh. Otherwise, we probably couldn't stand each other. *laughing* its always the way it works out for me.

I've been thinking of maybe focusing on my next life for romance.

 

[thebarber69]

Heck next life for romantic, geesh, next life I want to come back as a bicycle seat for a woman . Ya, I know, and that's my kinky mind, it wants and I know it has to be fead, but I sure will give you a few laughs, but your right, we proably be butting heads (hmm, now what head would be butted ).

Well have a good one, and I'm off to see what threads I can cause some discontent in .

 

[Lorelei_11]

Heck next life for romantic, geesh, next life I want to come back as a bicycle seat for a woman . Ya, I know, and that's my kinky mind, it wants and I know it has to be fead, but I sure will give you a few laughs, but your right, we proably be butting heads (hmm, now what head would be butted ).

Well have a good one, and I'm off to see what threads I can cause some discontent in .

lol

I just want to come back as a human. I do remember one life I had a great relationship in. It didn't last very long though. Sometimes, I wonder if he's out there, in this life.

I have a kinky mind too, and a mind is a terrible thing to waste.

We'd have to find out which head would get butted. I just haven't had good luck, so I'm kind of negative about the prospects at this point. Its a phase, I'll eventually get over that.

Hmm... I wonder what your out there doing on threads. I'm spreading the joy, and hopefully love at times.

 

[thebarber69]

Hmmm, love and joy. Naaaa, more like some funny banter that I usually do, heck if it wasn't for that, I'd be nuts (or nuttier than I already am ).

There is no way, no how that your as kinky as I am, it just would be too nuts, but as you say, I do have my odd quirks that I look for, and wouldn't like to lead anyone down the wrong path just for a quickie .

Threads, hmmm, been all over today, but really didn't find much that I could get into to start hate and discontent (in a good way that is).

Have a wonderfull evening.

 

[Lorelei_11]

Hmmm, love and joy. Naaaa, more like some funny banter that I usually do, heck if it wasn't for that, I'd be nuts (or nuttier than I already am ).

There is no way, no how that your as kinky as I am, it just would be too nuts, but as you say, I do have my odd quirks that I look for, and wouldn't like to lead anyone down the wrong path just for a quickie .

Threads, hmmm, been all over today, but really didn't find much that I could get into to start hate and discontent (in a good way that is).

Have a wonderfull evening.

I like funny, but I'm serious too. Probably not, but I match most of the kinks you mentioned here.

lol.. don't you think there's enough hate and dicontentment anyway? Check out the G.B, it tends to settle there.

 

[thebarber69]

Hate and discontent, heck to some of the boards I use to hang arround, this is pretty vanilla.

What just because they get a bit out of hand in the general board, they are just having some fun (some of it is my kind of fun ). But oh well, got to get into some of those nuttie cituations, it's part of life. LOL

 

[Lorelei_11]

Hate and discontent, heck to some of the boards I use to hang arround, this is pretty vanilla.

What just because they get a bit out of hand in the general board, they are just having some fun (some of it is my kind of fun ). But oh well, got to get into some of those nuttie cituations, it's part of life. LOL

Hmmm now I wonder where you've been. There are some sexual things not allowed here, but not many.

There is no moderator on the G.B and I got really tired of dealing with the bullies.

Nutty situations are good though.

 

[thebarber69]

Ahhh, just got to smack those bullies arround. LOL

 

[Lorelei_11]

Ahhh, just got to smack those bullies arround. LOL

Most of the time I walked away, sometimes I smacked them around hard.

I just got very tired of dealing with it all on my own.