Erotic Imagintion, deep voice, phone fun

[burningdog]

I have a vivid imagination I employ to erotic ends; namely, stories. Check 'em out. I'll wait. Ta tum ta tum. Oh, you're back already? Well, let's get going, then.

I am a middle-aged guy who told women what my hand, lips and naughty bits would do to make them cry out in pleasure. Music and magic to my ears.

Your digits get mine.

 

[islandman]

I don't want your digit. I have my own.

 

[Debbie]

I have a vivid imagination I employ to erotic ends; namely, stories. Check 'em out. I'll wait. Ta tum ta tum. Oh, you're back already? Well, let's get going, then.

I am a middle-aged guy who told women what my hand, lips and naughty bits would do to make them cry out in pleasure. Music and magic to my ears.

Your digits get mine.

Do you take paypal?

 

[islandman]

Do you take paypal?

Do you?

 

[Debbie]

Do you?

I'm a Bitcoin Gal.

 

[islandman]

I'm a Bitcoin Gal.

Okay, that's hot.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I have a vivid imagination I employ to erotic ends; namely, stories. Check 'em out. I'll wait. Ta tum ta tum. Oh, you're back already? Well, let's get going, then.

I am a middle-aged guy who told women what my hand, lips and naughty bits would do to make them cry out in pleasure. Music and magic to my ears.

Your digits get mine.

You're burning a defenceless animal in your user name, you write grandma incest stories and you say ta tum ta tum.

You're making this woman cry out in horror mate.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Don't make fun of BUTTERS deep voice.

 

[EternalFantasy]

You're burning a defenceless animal in your user name, you write grandma incest stories and you say ta tum ta tum.

You're making this woman cry out in horror mate.

Quoted for correctness.

 

[burningdog]

Do you take paypal?

Absolutely not. This is strictly for the love of it.

 

[burningdog]

Do you?

I wasn't going to but now that you mention it...no, no, man, you do it for the love of the deep vibration you feel when a woman rides hot tsunami of ecstasy.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I wasn't going to but now that you mention it...no, no, man, you do it for the love of the deep vibration you feel when a woman rides hot tsunami of ecstasy.

I went on that once at Alton Towers. Threw my fucking guts up.

 

[burningdog]

You're burning a defenceless animal in your user name, you write grandma incest stories and you say ta tum ta tum.

You're making this woman cry out in horror mate.

You say that like it's a bad.

 

[burningdog]

I'm a Bitcoin Gal.

All I know about Bitcoins except that only exist in cyberspace, but the suggestion was highly appreciated.

 

[Sean]

12 year old incept date and 8 posts.

 

[burningdog]

I went on that once at Alton Towers. Threw my fucking guts up.

What made you throw up? The contortions you went through fulfilling your second-wildest fantasy— your top fantasy has you suspended over of horny accountants, I know this sort of thing—at Alton Towers?

 

[burningdog]

What made you throw up? The contortions you went through fulfilling your second-wildest fantasy— your top fantasy has you suspended over of horny accountants, I know this sort of thing—at Alton Towers?

Or because your date was a lousy lay?

 

[Fata Morgana]

What made you throw up? The contortions you went through fulfilling your second-wildest fantasy— your top fantasy has you suspended over of horny accountants, I know this sort of thing—at Alton Towers?

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_neugv4PFkD1t2psigo1_400_zpswxcfaawr.jpg

My top fantasy at the moment is you losing your hands to some dodgy farm equipment so I never have to read another one of your gobshite posts, you lack witted poltroon.

 

[lovetoread]

feta cheese always makes me moist when she posts

 

[Saint Peter]

I want to be Grandma.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I want to be Grandma.

Take your teeth out and leave 'em on the kitchen table.