Erotic cocktails

monk_magick

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Ok time for a little fun. some of like to drink and some of us like to party so lets see what you would have given the chance. post all the weird and wacky drinks you have had or heard of theres no need to give amounts of each but whats in it kind of helps
 
witches tit

ok i'll start off with just a few

Witch's Tit

It is a layered shooter and needs to be served in a 2 oz. shot glass. Start with 1 oz. of Kahlua, float 1/2 oz. Bailey's then float 1/2 oz. of cream on top of that. Garnish with a cherry (nipple)

if your game try it and let us know what you think
 
blow job

This drink is ment to be taken in one gulp without the use of hands. ( dont ask me how ok)


INGREDIENTS:

Kahlua
Bailey's Irish Cream
Vodka
Whipped Cream

PREPARATION:

Layer equal parts in order given into a shot glass. Top with whipped cream.
 
A new drink - old ladies' tea

DGO

2 oz prune juice
5 oz Crown Royal
Splash of ginger ale
 
Hard Dick

Hard Dick ( i have no idea if this is the end result or not as never tried it)

INGREDIENTS:

3/4 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Frangelico
Splash of Soda
PREPARATION:

Add the lot and shake over ice. Strain into a chilled cocktail or shot glass.
 
ABOUT INGREDIENTS

ok if any of you want to know what certain ingredients are

ask and i will do my best to find out for example

frangelico is a hazel nut liquor

have fun
 
Hmmmmmmmm....that Witch's Tit sounds damn tempting...may have to try that.


Ive had Sex on the Beach....just not sure what was in it..*S* The name was enough to get me interested.
 
sex on the beach

just for you whisper heres the mix for sex on the beach but like most things different places have different ways of doing things.


1 oz. Vodka
3/4 oz Peach Schnapps
Splashes of Pineapple, Orange and Cranberry juices
Shake with ice & serve in a tall glass
 
Nymphomaniac

INGREDIENTS:

1 oz. Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum
1/4 oz. Peach schnapps
1/4 oz. Malibu Rum


PREPARATION:
Shake over ice. Strain into a chilled cocktail or shot glass

definatly one for the ladies
 
Silk Panty

1 oz. Peach Schnapps
1 oz. Vodka
1oz. Cranberry juice

Stir over ice, Serve in a chilled cocktail glass
 
Conversions

All the measure ments here have been put in to fluid oz's this is the aproximate equivilant to 1 UK short 25ml

but if you want some real fun just look at it as 1oz is 4 x 25ml and share it with friends :)
 
between the sheets

INGREDIENTS:

3/4 oz. Rum
3/4 oz. Brandy
3/4 oz. Cointreau
Splash of Fresh lemon juice or sour mix


PREPARATION:

Shake over ice. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass
 
I like the frozen mudslide the best, it tastes like a chocolate shake. Though there are other forms of the mudslide unfrozen, but I don't like those...

Friday's makes the Ultimate Mudslide, it comes in a large glass with chocolate syurp swirled all through it and little bitty chocolate chips in it...

There's a bunch of different variations on even the frozen Mudslide.... and which probably means that the alcohol content may be different than what it says at the bottem...

Frozen Mudslide recipe

Ingredients
Scale ingredients to servings

2 oz Vodka
2 oz Kahlua Coffee Liqueur
2 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
6 oz Vanilla Ice Cream

Method
Blend alcohol with ice-cream. Serve in a frosted glass.

Serve in: Hurricane Glass

Alcohol (ABV): 13% (27 proof)
 
Pearl Necklace

Equal parts of; Vodka & White Creme de Cacao, Splash of Cream

Shake with ice & Strain into a chilled cocktail glass
 
Urinalysis

Drink Type: Shooter Garnish: None

Glass: Short Glass Occasion:

Ingredients: 3/4 oz. Southern Comfort, 1/2 oz. Peppermint Schnapps Procedure: Fill shaker can 1/2 full of ice; put ingredients into shaker can; hand swirl; strain into 2 oz. shot glass
 
Re: blow job

monk_magick said:
This drink is ment to be taken in one gulp without the use of hands. ( dont ask me how ok)


INGREDIENTS:

Kahlua
Bailey's Irish Cream
Vodka
Whipped Cream

PREPARATION:

Layer equal parts in order given into a shot glass. Top with whipped cream.

Sometimes called a muff diver!
 
Different places different names. but i think i would rather go muff diving than have a blow job so thanks for giving other name for same drink mermaid :)
 
Sex with an Alligator

Sex with an Aligator

This is a new one to me but after the head ache i woke up with this morning i feel like i had been 5 rounds with an aligator and they had won

But it tasted so good i just wanted another and another

INGREDIENTS:

Midori
Malibu
Pineapple juice
Chambord
Jagermeister


PREPARATION:

Shake
1oz Midori
1oz Malibu
1oz pineaple juice over ice.

Strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Drop a dash of Chambord into the glass. It will fall to the bottom. Float a thin layer of Jagermeister on top. (and it wants to only be a thin layer)
 
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