Entirely abnormal...

[Diamondbarrow]

I realize it's probably just a personality quirk, but i feel like sharing it. I find it difficult to flirt, or even interact here. I'm fairly new to writing Erotica. Most of what i write is sci-fi or fantasy, though, being the 19 year old male i am, i'm becoming more sexual in thought and nature. The first story i've written has had moderate success, and one of my sci-fi stories is No. 3 on the non-erotic toplist, but i still feel... inferior to everyone else. I think it's a mix of low self-esteem and shyness. Anyway, thank you for listening to me rant

 

[Dar~]

One thing about the AH, no one cares about anything. You will rarely offend and people are very accepting. No one cares if you are only 19 and no one cares that you are a great writer or if you aren't. You will be accepted or not based on nothing other than yourself and thats whats great about it.

Welcome to the AH, and please don't be intmidated. We are very happy to see new faces.

 

[English Lady]

Hello and welcome,don't worry love,you'll be flirting in no time if you hang around here long enough! We're up for corrupting, I mean educating anyone who comes our way!

 

[angelicminx]

I realize it's probably just a personality quirk, but i feel like sharing it. I find it difficult to flirt, or even interact here. I'm fairly new to writing Erotica. Most of what i write is sci-fi or fantasy, though, being the 19 year old male i am, i'm becoming more sexual in thought and nature. The first story i've written has had moderate success, and one of my sci-fi stories is No. 3 on the non-erotic toplist, but i still feel... inferior to everyone else. I think it's a mix of low self-esteem and shyness. Anyway, thank you for listening to me rant

I'll second EL's thoughts on corruption... I mean EDUCATION. You won't be shy long, honey... trust me

AHers... you have GOT to read this guy! I've only read "Quarantine" so far, but WOW!

Diamondbarrow​

 

[mlady_france]

Diamond. First off, welcome to the AH. Second, the shyness and such will disolve in time. Every one here is so nice. And the flirting will come as well. You just need time to get to know everyone, and once they know you they'll be hitting on you so hard, you'll think you're being spanked. Oh wait, maybe you will be.

 

[impressive]

Welcome, DB. Leave your shyness at the door and c'mon in. We're a funky bunch o' deviants.

 

[TheEarl]

Hi Diamondbarrow. I think the trick is to post on loads of different threads so that you get a hang of who everyone is around here. Then the flirting will come naturally as you get to know people.

I think you are the first person (who's admitted to it at least) who's younger than me on the AH.

The Earl

 

[impressive]

I think you are the first person (who's admitted to it at least) who's younger than me on the AH.

The Earl

*winks* I'd be happy to pretend.

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

I think you are the first person (who's admitted to it at least) who's younger than me on the AH.

The Earl

Erm... the one of the pink text? Oh yeah, 'course. Never mind.

Hello, Diamondbarrow.

I'm an encouragable flirt, but I'm also a donkey minus one leg, so I dunno if I do it for you.

Anyway, welcome to here, this place, which is inhabited by weirdos. Good luck and enjoy.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Welcome Diamond. Yes, we are a strange bunch. It took me a month to get warmed up enough to post freely and now you can see my count. The flirting will come naturally. It did for me.

Hey Donkey! Didn't somebody sell your ass?

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

Hey Donkey! Didn't somebody sell your ass?

No, I pawned it.

 

[ElizabethWest]

No, I pawned it.

For what? I'm really curious to know what your ass is worth.

 

[Remec]

I think you are the first person (who's admitted to it at least) who's younger than me on the AH.

*winks* I'd be happy to pretend.

Hmmm...complete with Coed costume? (I'd have asked about green-and-gold Catholic school jumper, but figure on a lesser fetish to start with. )

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

For what? I'm really curious to know what your ass is worth.

A carrot.

 

[impressive]

Hmmm...complete with Coed costume? (I'd have asked about green-and-gold Catholic school jumper, but figure on a lesser fetish to start with. )

I have a little pleated plaid skirt, knee socks, and black patent leather Mary Janes, too.

 

[ElizabethWest]

A carrot.

I think you got the shaft.

 

[Remec]

I have a little pleated plaid skirt, knee socks, and black patent leather Mary Janes, too.

Mmmm....would pigtails be too much? hehehe

 

[impressive]

Mmmm....would pigtails be too much? hehehe

Would have to be a wig. My hair's WAY too short for pigtails.

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

I think you got the shaft.

Far from it. I like eating carrots.

 

[English Lady]

Mmmm....would pigtails be too much? hehehe

Have you read "pigtails"and "pigtails and punishment" by moi?

I think you'd like'em(and they're the beginning of a whole chain of Pigtail tales!)

 

[TheEarl]

I have a little pleated plaid skirt, knee socks, and black patent leather Mary Janes, too.

<The Earl takes a quiet moment to formulate the mental picture, then sits down at his keyboard to type a cogent response>

Shinndk. Humahamnaha. Nearuheo hnaf.

<The Earl reads over his words. Maybe a minute more of reflection is needed. Or a cold shower>

The Earl

 

[mlady_france]

Welcome Diamond. Yes, we are a strange bunch. It took me a month to get warmed up enough to post freely and now you can see my count. The flirting will come naturally. It did for me.

Hey Donkey! Didn't somebody sell your ass?

It took a month for you liz?

I think it only took me a week.

 

[cloudy]

It took a month for you liz?

I think it only took me a week.

took me a whole........oh.........ten minutes, I think.

 

[AppleBiter]

I have a little pleated plaid skirt, knee socks, and black patent leather Mary Janes, too.

Where'd you get the Mary Janes? I want those soooo bad!! My SO is so into the whole school-girl thing! I have the plaid skirt, white shirt, and knee-high socks, but I can't ever find Mary Janes! *pouting*

BTW, welcome to the AH, Diamond!

 

[The_Fool]

I never flirt.....