Enterprise Story ala Never

[Todd]

Captain Jonathan Archer: {speaking into the Com} Dr. Phlox can you report to the situation room?

A Silence buzzed over the Com. T'pol is seen on the end of the tanle cutting a bread stick with a fork and knife, a rather placid look of irritation is upon her face. Ensign Hoshi Sato is sitting on the table and Lieutenant Joe Mayweather's hand appears to be merged with her thigh on a cellular level.

Dr. Phlox: Yes Captian I will be right there.

CJA: Please bring a med kit with you.

Lt. Commander Malcolm Reed: Captian I told you those Transporting devices were not meant for biological use.

To be cont.

 

[Never]

I love Todd.

The rest of you can bugger off!

 

[Todd]

T'Pol: I think that you two have violated a whole realm of trasnporter room protocol.

CJA: Would you just take your vulcan cynacism and shove it for once. We have a serious situation here. Now which of you is going to tell me what is going on here?

To be Continued

 

[Todd]

Ensign Hoshi Sato begins to ahem and clear her throat as her face turns a few shades of red. Lieutenant Joe Mayweather clears his throat and begins to speak.

Lieutenant Joe Mayweather: It's My fault sir. I knew it would be a long time before we would get to go back home to earth and I was getting lonely and well Hoshi is a very beautiful young lady.

Hohsi's face turns beat red.

CJA: That does not explain why the two of ou were in the rasnpsorter room or are now connected hand to thigh,

At that moment the door alerts and slides open.

Dr. Phlox: What appears to be the problem cap....{Phlox looks around the roomsand freezes in mid sentences as he sees Hoshi and Joe's little problem.}



to be continued

 

[Todd]

Dr, Phlox: Well what do we have here? An oriental sexual mating ritual I am not familair with?

Hoshi turning bright red replies. "No we were having some , some stuff."

LJM: Go ahead and tell them Mistress {Joe hangs his head in shame}

Hoshi: Alright I am a Domme and Joe here is a Submisive and well I was sending him down to lick my boots and well. {clearing her throat and continues} well he slipped his hand up my leg and it sent a shiver of excitement through me and I accidentally hit the Com control for the transporter device and well you weee what happened.


To be continued.

 

[Never]

I have this episode two thumbs up so far..

You're better than the regular writers.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

The rest of you can bugger off!

Always thinking of buggery... dear dear girl, what will we do with you.

Todd, any way we coud bring in Jax and Data?

 

[Todd]

Lt. Commander Malcolm Reed: So little Joe here is a submissive, hmmmm.


Hoshi: {In a stern tone of voice} Think again Reed I do not share my sub's.

LCMR: Damn, just Damn.

CJA: Well now that we have that sorded little escapade out in the open how do we seprate them.

Dr. Phlox: I think that will be simple as putting them through the transporter and reversing the polarity and inducing her to the same level of excitement as he did the first time.

CJA: Well don't just talk about it, get it going.


to be continued

 

[Todd]

come on people Never wanted this to be a team effort

 

[Phoenyx]

Tpol: I say we let the bitch suffer.

Archer: what did you say?

Tpol: You heard me. She is trying to steal one of my subs so I day they should both suffer.

Archer:" Your A dominatrix?

Tpol: You think I talk like this and wear skin tight cause vulcans say I have to? You see the clothes other vulcans wear. Do I dress like them?

Archer: Well... no.

Tpol: the open your eyes and let the bitch suffer.

 

[sexy-girl]

damn i havent seen the show now your ruining the episodes by telling me what happens

 

[Phoenyx]

Archer: I dont think so Tpol.

Tpol: Why not.

Archer: Cause you know dam well that she has to be on the bridge to translate the crap we got from the freaky alien last night.

Tpol: then what would you suggest we do?

Archer: After she finishes the translation You can take the Lieutenant and punish him as you wish, and I will take Sato and interogate her very closely about what they were up to. I will probe her deeply if i have to.