Enter the WWF wit a twist

[Phoenix]

With all the different threads out there, I noticed that wrestling has been a unexplored topic and with the mega media interest in it, I decided that we could do a WWF thread. I know someone had this idea but hey it's my turn to put a unique spin on the topic.
Now this thread is pretty wide open, You can use any one from any wrestling federation or you can use your own created wrestler as long as you have fun I am a happy camper. hehe.
So without futher adieu, writers get your juices flowing (take that anyway you want it).

 

[gypsyprince]

Jabronies...

If I could find time I'd definitely be The Rock...

 

[poohlive]

I would love to join this thread. If at all possible, could I be Mick Foley, or more popularly known, as Mankind.
This is going to be an awesome thread.

 

[Renegade]

Oh yeah!

I gotta get in on this! I gotta be the main man, the show stopper, The 'Heart Break Kid' Shawn Michaels!

 

[Phoenix]

I am gonna be the Vince McMahon type meanwhile Asya is working on her on role but come on there has got to be some women out there

 

[Kanyn]

And thats the bottom line cause stone cold said so

Ive got Austin covered and ill definatly be involved with this thread. Just a few quick questions...

1. Who wants to play Debra? -wink wink-
2. Are we actually gonna roleplay matches out with one another like they do in the fantasy leagues online?

I think if we do do the fantasy league as well with matches we shold have both participants roleplay a match and post it, then everyone vote on the winner. Just some ideas

 

[Phoenix]

1. Debra is up for grabs just like any female position in this thread. Come on ladies wrestling is not just a guy thing anymore join in the fun



2. As for role playing matches well that is up to popular vote that's right as long as it seems fun go with it. To quote my old HS quarterback friend Tre Jones "Hell I don't care if ya win or lose as long as I get laid." Seriously all long as it seems fun I can't see why not. Y'all can vote for or against it. As by popular decision we roll with. See I would be a good President

 

[Renegade]

Yeah in the words of Jerry 'The King' Lawler "We need the puppies!"

I think that would be cool if we did fight each other in matches but the question is how do we determine who would win? I guess a vote could work but that might take up to much time if we are all waiting for one person to vote and they dont show up one day. Or we could just team up against wrestlers that are not being played by someone like have Mankind/Austin vs. Hunter/Angle and let Poohlive/Kanyn post what they do to beat them?

 

[Kanyn]

Voting

I like youre idea too Renegade. I can see Vince and or Mick setting up whole pay per views.

And so long as at least three people vote within 24 hours of the two posts being posted we can determine a winner...

Either way is fine with me, just tossing out my ideas...

 

[Hornytoad]

Hell, why does it even have to be a wrestling ppv? We could turn it into a more playboyish ppV

I LOVE PUPPIES, and kitties, and trish stratus!!!!

 

[Renegade]

Puppies???

C'mon ladies! We need some girls for this thread. We need some puppies!

 

[poohlive]

That would work horny toad, except for the fact that there are only guys who want to participate.
I would actually like to do some matches, maybe not the whole thing to be all about wrestling, but maybe half and half?
I want me the puppies too, but no one seems to want to join, sup with that? Mick is lonely too...

 

[Phoenix]

My character

Ok here is my character my buddy Aisya is gonna join too lata on tonight. She is gonna be the female Vice McMahon type

JayDen
Real Name: JayDen Cairo
Height/Weight: 6-1/220lbs
Finisher: Shooting star press
Appearences: He is a well build African American man with a shaved head and a goatee ( It seems all the popular stars take this look: I mean Austin, Goldbeg, Justin Credible).
Ring attire: Baggy jeans, black gloves and black boots.

Background: A former ECW up an comer he joined the WWF and worked his way up the ranks as top rated heel ( bad guy on screen). However basckstage he is one of the more humorous and sacastic people in the federation.

[Edited by Phoenix on 09-12-2000 at 01:26 AM]

 

[Indika]

Divas...

Debra ... or Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley ... such a difficult choice...

 

[Phoenix]

Aisya is now Ms Vaquez to you

Ok here is who I am

Midaijah Vaquez
Age: 28
Eyes: Light Brown Eyes
Hair: Long black hair
Nationality: half- Spanish half-Puerto Rican
Occupation: Full Creative Control director of the WWF and Head Booker
Build: Large Chest and extremely shapely body

Background: With Vince decided that at age 58 it was time for early retirement, Shane McMahon busy running the football league and Stephanie declination of the job Ms. Vasquez won the job after organizing the incredibly successful WWF Europe and the subsquent high profile European Tour. With her talent for writing the WWF began to not push the envelope, but it set the same envelope on fire. And after effectively blackmailling the PTC into backing off the WWF began to push racier storylines and began to sport the deepest most talented and gifted (in all different ways) roster in the history of sports entertainment.


[Edited by Phoenix on 09-11-2000 at 12:21 AM]

 

[poohlive]

hey, I thought Mick Foley was the commish?

 

[Phoenix]

He is but I have final say on everything. He can make the matches but I can change them. Sort like what Linda McMahon used to do just about 50 years younger and 1000 times sexier

 

[Renegade]

Just for the record my Shawn Michaels is a wrestler since Midaijah Vaquez and Foley are the bosses. So when do we start the story officialy?

[Edited by Renegade on 09-11-2000 at 12:54 AM]

 

[poohlive]

I was just wondering, actually I want to do both. Mick is out of retirement and ready to go. I am ready to start this now, but I also want to wait for more females...
decisions decisions, guys can never decide, nonsense mayhem, or hot women?? I can't decide

 

[Phoenix]

It begins NOWWWWWW

Midajiah Vasquez



As I sat in my office I looked at my roster so far the only one clocking major TV time are guys that Vince made popular this JayDen character so far has proven to be the most over new. Damn Foley just when I was trying to get JayDen into the main event he rehires Shawn Micheals who has miraculously recovered from his back injury (well that is what you get for having a honeymoon with a Nitro Girl). Micheal walks in a already his reaction is dwarfing my star I better watch my back the front office has been only and there are people saying racier storylines were the last big decision I made. Ok two hours before Raw at MSG and I have no idea who to stick in the main event. I better watch it or soon I am gonna look like Linda McMahon and there is no way I am that old.
Suddenly there is a a buzz at my intercom and her new secretary Timothy Munkyhimper says "Ms. Vasquez there is a large muscular man here to see you"

 

[Renegade]

Shawn Michaels

Her secretary tells me "Ms. Vasquez will see you now mr. Michaels."

I walk pass him "Thanks monkeyhumper."

He corrects me "Uh that's Munkyhimper sir." I just ignore him as I walk into Midajiah Vasquez office and close the door behind me.

Before she could say anything I yell "Hey M.V! How's it hanging? Oops I guess that would be a trick question huh?" I look right into her eyes, yep she's pissed at me already.

I sat on her desk as I continued "Anyway babe, I hear that you need a main event for the Raw tonight so I say to myself 'Shawn, how can you not offer to help out the new boss? You should be ashamed at yourself' and you know what? I am! So how about sticking me in the main event in a tag match against oh let's say Hunter and Benoit? What do you think, it would bring in some of those all important ratings?"

I sit back in a chair as I await her response.

 

[poohlive]

Mick booms into the office, running past the monkey skipper.
"Ms. Vasquez. I have a great idea for the main event."
he looks at Michaels already in here. Damn he hadn't beaten him.
"The rock and I. The Rock and Sock Connection are back together, and we want the tag team titles."
She looks at Foley, then back at Shawn.
Michaels give him an evil glance, "No, the main event is for the heavyweight title, not the crappy tag teams."
Foley gives him the evil glance right back, "I think not. We need to give the audience what it wants. You know that the biggest fan demographic loves the Rock, not Benoit."
He purposely pronounced it wrong.
They both looked at Vasquez, "So?"

 

[Hornytoad]

OOC: FOr matches if you want wrestling and sex, make them co-ed.

IC:

NAME: Collin Jackson

Wrestling name: The Pimp

Description: I'm about 6'6", 280, have dirty blonde hair, blue eyes, and very well built with defined muscles.

 

[Phoenix]

The Vasquez Answer

I rub my temples as Micheal enters the room. If he thinks he can just walk all over me like he did Vince and Shane he is dead wrong. With Micheals here I can tell he wants me to put over one of his boys, but I'll be damned before I give Road Dogg a title shot. Suddenly just as I was about to give him my answer Mic Foley run into the room with a proposal to stick the Rock and Sock Connection into the main event. Hmm two big pains in my ass standing right in front of me.
Micheals attitude has been always an annoyance and the fact that he loves pissing off the writer and booker, not to mention overshadowing my side project JayDen is making me want to bury him in opening card matches with Bossman where he will never be heard from again. On the other hand Micheal is honestly the best combination of athletic talent, charisma and over factor on the entire roster.
Foley on the other hand has been so damn annoying changing cards during shows and fact that he blew off an appearance to WWF Europe really pissed me off. HMM I got an idea
"Ok boys here is how it is gonna go down. A six man tag with Shawn, Hunter Tori, Road Dogg and X-Pac vs The Rock and Sock Connection, Jaqualine, JayDen and Stone Cold Steve Austin with the rookie the Pimp as the special guest referee. So that would reunite HBK and his DX Cliq with a stipulation if D-X wins it is HBK vs the Rock for the World Title at the next PPV and if Mankind's group wins then the get a tag team title shot on Smackdown. Now both of you get the hell out and apologize to Monkey Humper, I mean Munkyhimper.

 

[Phoenix]

JayDen's response

After hearing Vasquez announcement I am immediately pissed that woman promised me a top spot in this federation. I mean we had a "special" understanding that it is my time to take over now I am sharing a team with the has beens like Foley and over hyped media whores like Rock and Austin. Well hell at least Jacqualine is in the match . At she is good at something hehe. As I wrote FTW over the tape on my wrists, this is going to be really really interesting, hehe