Enough is Enough

[Kymberley]

After being exiled to the first floor of the house for almost a month now, having to ring the bell just to get someone to bring me a glass of water or help me into the bathroom, unable to leave the house without the help of my two teenage Chauffeurs who I have to beg to stop popping wheelies in my wheelchair, and the worse being forced to spends hours in front of the TV broadcasting the finest of St. Louis Peasantvision daytime programs, I have had enough!

Is it just me, or has anyone ever wondered who in the hell decides and set the commercials for daytime television schedules. Every damn commercial makes you think that the advertisers are assuming that those of us home during the day are nothing more than accident victims plotting our next insurance settlement, or hopeless and helpless drop outs hoping that the next Tech School will open the doors to a $10 an hour job, practicing as some Dental/Medical assistant.

Just who are these TV line up people? Don't they know that the rest of us actually get tired of watching the Ricki Lake or Jerry Springer style escapades reminding us that the human gene pool truly is a scary thing when left alone to breed all those Hollywood wannabes just dying to get their 15 minutes of fame by telling the rest of the world about how they slept with their next door neighbor's best friend's boyfriend's sister's dog and kicked the cat out just to rub it in.

Then, to top it all off, I finally whined long enough to get my family to bring the computer down to my cell.

I log in to Lit with such great expectations of interesting commentary, witty quips from the normally entertaining regs, and what do I get? I don't recognize most of the posters on the first page.


Help, all you people whose names I still remember, LOG IN PLEASE.

 

[Dillinger]

Why are you locked downstairs?

Moving the computer there was smart - stay away from TV, stay online.

 

[lilminx]

I remember you, although I don't know if you remember me. Hope your exile is up soon.

 

[sunstruck]

Umm hello. Nice to meet you. I think.

 

[Shylady]

hiya Kym I rarely post over here anymore, so I missed just why you are being help prisioner.


I hope you are doing better what ever is wrong.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

hey sexy do you remeber me?

Its good to hear your alive, I thought my brash flirting ways ran you outta here

Be well, sending postive waves your way

SMOOCH

HUGS

 

[koalabear]

After being exiled to the first floor of the house for almost a month now, having to ring the bell just to get someone to bring me a glass of water or help me into the bathroom, unable to leave the house without the help of my two teenage Chauffeurs who I have to beg to stop popping wheelies in my wheelchair, and the worse being forced to spends hours in front of the TV broadcasting the finest of St. Louis Peasantvision daytime programs, I have had enough!

Is it just me, or has anyone ever wondered who in the hell decides and set the commercials for daytime television schedules. Every damn commercial makes you think that the advertisers are assuming that those of us home during the day are nothing more than accident victims plotting our next insurance settlement, or hopeless and helpless drop outs hoping that the next Tech School will open the doors to a $10 an hour job, practicing as some Dental/Medical assistant.

Just who are these TV line up people? Don't they know that the rest of us actually get tired of watching the Ricki Lake or Jerry Springer style escapades reminding us that the human gene pool truly is a scary thing when left alone to breed all those Hollywood wannabes just dying to get their 15 minutes of fame by telling the rest of the world about how they slept with their next door neighbor's best friend's boyfriend's sister's dog and kicked the cat out just to rub it in.

Then, to top it all off, I finally whined long enough to get my family to bring the computer down to my cell.

I log in to Lit with such great expectations of interesting commentary, witty quips from the normally entertaining regs, and what do I get? I don't recognize most of the posters on the first page.


Help, all you people whose names I still remember, LOG IN PLEASE.

Need some ice?

 

[Shaq]

Uh, hi....sorry they were popping wheelies in your wheelchair...I gets no respect I tell ya...no respect at all...

 

[Kymberley]

Wow lots of you are still lurking. Nice to see you all again.

Hiya Dilly, cuz the Docs say I am not allowed upstairs in case I have to exit quickly, (fire, emergency kinda things) As for staying online, those kids of mine have girlfriends who call constantly and they need the phone and log me off.

lilminx, of course I remember you, we tried that new chat stuff out once.

Nice to meet you too sunstruck, hope you enjoy it around here.

Hey Shy, is it hot enough for you there yet? I have wondered where you have been too.


Toddums...pahlease, you have yet to flirt enough to run me off


As for the exile, I had to have reconstructive surgery on my ankle, and the damage was so severe to the foot that they won't let me even use crutches for fear of the possibility that I might put pressure on it at all. I go back to the Doc this weekend and hopefully get a walking boot, but I am not holding my breath, cuz they have fooled me twice already into thinking I would be walking sooner.

 

[Kymberley]

Uh, hi....sorry they were popping wheelies in your wheelchair...I gets no respect I tell ya...no respect at all...

I keep telling them, "don't come crying to me when you bust your head open and I am not paying the doctor bill on that trip to the ER"

 

[Dillinger]

Ah, I see... sorry about the troubles... *Hug*

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Kymberley]

Hey Desert Amazon, how are ya sexy lady?

I am doing better than I was a few weeks ago, but I think I miss the bliss of pain pills.

 

[Guest]

kymberley

i am new here, sounds like you have had a little bad luck, hopefully being back here will makes your days go faster , daytime tv is the worst way i can think of to pass the time away. hope you get well soon!!

 

[Kymberley]

ljmo

Thank you, actually it is an injury that is more than 11 years old, but the damage I keep doing to the ankle made the surgery necessary.

Nice to meet you, and thanks for the kind words.

 

[april-wine]

Waving........

 

[Guest]

nice to meet you

also , you mentioned riki lake on tv , doesnt she have the wildest things on there. i cant believe she was on china beach. no matter how many channels you can get it seems like there is nothing on the tv thats good to watch!!

 

[teddybear4play]

The only daytime show I watch at all is "The Price Is Right" . . . and even then, the only commercials are for old people (Depends, Metamucil, Ensure, Centrum Silver, Colonial Penn) or women (Tampax, Kotex, baby products).

I don't watch talk shows. The proliferation of them is surely a sign of the fall of American civilization, and if I ruled the world I'd have Phil Donahue's head on a platter because of them.

TB4p

 

[sexy-girl]

of course i remember kymberley im sorry your having a tough time of things ... but although you might not remember everyone here and with the new faces too ... there's still plenty of people you could vent off at to get rid of pent up aggression

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Rubyfruit]

Hi Kym. I remember you.

I'm sorry you've had to go through so much paid and recovery. That sucks big time.

I hope you're up and running in no time.

Oh, and tell your girls that your online time is far more important than their calls. Get them a cell phone.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Speaking as one who has played basketball in a wheelchair I'd say it's actually very impressive if somebody can pop a wheelie in one.

Still, if your domicile is all that likely to burst into flame I think you should move.