Enlightenment and Undead Slaying: Another 300th Post Party

[Havocman]

Well everyone...I finally made it to 300...pretty feeble when you think that I've been registered since last November...but oh well, and I noticed that my title hasn't changed in quite some time...Moderator, hmmmmm, funny I never thought of myself as a moderate, but I suppose the all knowing L & M are wiser upon this matter than I a mere mortal dare believe myself to be...

Anyway, I would like to give big thanks to Slayer Siren and Mystic Merelan for helping get there today...it's been a blast ladies *bowing deeply* Seeking enlightenment and chasing the Demon Spawn of slutboy...never have so many owed so much to so few eh?

That being said...let the party begin. I know it's only Wednesday here in the States...but what the hell, let's have a Hump-Day party...and everyone else can come along to celebrate Maddog's birthday if it already happens to be Thursday in your corner of the world...

Okay...who's got the Enlightenment, er I mean drinks???

Havoc
BTW, Laurel, since my title didn't change when I got to 300, what happens when I get to 500? Am I destined to never be a Guru?

 

[Merelan]

Here I dragged them over from the other threads.
Have a cold one darling!!

 

[Havocman]

Ah yes...I knew I could count on you my sweet little Mystical one...

*grabbing a cold one in one hand and Merelan in the other*

Okay baby...let's hop on the bad foot and do the good thing

*gyrating hips wildly*

Havoc

 

[Merelan]

Mmm. What a fine dancer you are.

Trying to avoid your feet.

 

[Carl East]

Enlightenment comes with age.

Congratulations Havocman, I heard you were throwing a party, so I grabbed a case of bud and I'm ready to party.

Carl.

 

[CreamyLady]

The path to enlightenment can be thorny.

I brought the weed whacker, a large tub, and extra ice.

Congratulations.

 

[Merelan]

CreamyLady, I always adore your posts, but do not always understand them
Is there a special use for a weed whacker I have missed?
Damn, we could have used it to kill that other thread... shhh. do not mention it's name out loud or it comes back.

 

[Havocman]

LMAO @ Merelan....shhhhhhh be vewy vewy quiet...you might wake it up again silly...

Carl...welcome buddy...nice to see ya...just grab a piece of floor and start swingin'

CL...ah yes the path may be thorny, but what would life be without the pricks, eh? Throw that ice on the beer, and let's fill that tub with some hot water...wonder if that weed whacker would give it a jacuzzi effect???

Okay now, who's bringing the music? It's hard keeping a dance rythym without it...

*swinging Merelan around and trying desperately not to step on her toes*

Havoc

 

[CreamyLady]

Merelan, it was to clear the thorns from the path of enlightenment, in this case the tub holding the cold beer.

I'm sorry; my whole family says I revel in obfuscation.

 

[CreamyLady]

Fill the tub with hot water?

Ah, but Havocman, what would we then do with the ice?

(Working out the problem of the jacuzzi effect without the whacking effect, though that, too, may have its charms.)

 

[Havocman]

CL...just put the extra ice and beer in the cooler that Merelan drug over here from Roger's Guru thread...

Not much coastline here on the high plains of Kansas...so we gotta take our swimming holes where we can find 'em...and so far that big tub of yours looks like the most likely candidate...

As far as working out the jacuzzi effect without the whacking effect...well hell darlin' what's a rose garden without the pricks and a little adventure?

Havoc
BTW...I still don't here any music

 

[CreamyLady]

Okay. I'll try anything once. As you said, what is life without the pricks?

Re music: I have the Doors . . . .

 

[Merelan]

Okay, I will say it. WEe can get the Jacuzzi effect if everyone farts.

yuck... please don't.

 

[Guest]

http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net3/kiss.gif Congrats Havoc honey!!!

http://smilecwm.tripod.com/ruinkai/HAT.gif

 

[Merelan]

Woah... Tiggs!! Wow. You are so very welcome. Esp. with the cute hat.

 

[Beebeeblue]

300 eh???
Must be the ears.
I mean, you could've been there sooner... but with so many distractions...

 

[Triatic]

Congrats Havocman. I brought some gin and a large stuffed flamingo.

Er.

For the moment, I can't think why, but it'll come to me. Promise.

 

[Merelan]

He can be the bouncer.
And since anyone is welcome, he will work out just fine!

 

[Carl East]

Tiggs, I'm glad your here, fancy a dance gorgeous.

Carl.

 

[Dreamer1]

I'm sorry; my whole family says I revel in obfuscation.

CreamyLady, if this is where at least "some" of your talents lie, may I ask if you have considered a career as a defense lawyer?

BTW, Havocman congratulations!
You are so right about the coastline, I am from the midwest as well.

 

[Havocman]

Thanks Tiggsy...and as Merelan says, you are most welcome especially with the cute lttle hat...and of course that fantastic clit... Now get nekkid and start dancing...

CL...Yeah girl...that's what I'm talking about..."Come on baby light my fire, come on baby light my fire, try to set the night on...fi-yah!!!!"

*pulling Mystic Merelan close and grinding suggestively to the beat of the great Lizard King*

Havoc

LET'S PARTY!!!!!

 

[Merelan]

You get too suggestive and we will leave the flamingo to mingle while I light your fire.....

 

[Triatic]

~pulls a small button from the pocket of his black leather trench coat that says 'BOUNCER' and puts it on the flamingo, setting him up by the door~

 

[Endlessly]

Hmmmmmmmmmm..

Havoc, don't moderators become 'pimp-ass mofo moderator's after 500 posts?

 

[Havocman]

BBB...um, yeah baby, you know all about those little distractions now don't ya Bluegirl... Now get your ass over hear and swing baby...shed them Jury clothes along the way...

Triatic...nice to see you and your, um, friend...Guido the Killer Flamingo...perfect Bouncer...what ya got to mix that Gin with?

Dreamer...nice to see ya...thanks for the congrats...never thrown one of these bashes before, but feel free to grab a drink and someone else and let yourself go.

Endlessly...wow girl, didn't think I'd see ya in a party place like this...but very glad you decided to, um, show...hehehe...and yeah, I like the sound of that...Pimp-Ass Mofo....leave it to you to come up with the perfect title...BTW, you do know that to be in here you gotta be nekkid right?

Let's go folks...we need more partiers here...lotsa room...and if it gets too crowded we can always move the party out into the field...ah hell, we can do that anyway

Havoc