English with a dirty mind

[MattWolf]

Boy seeks girl for virtual filth.
Man seeks woman for interactive erotica.
Gentleman seeks lady for imaginative sexual games.

Personal ad seeks a unique edge in the chaos of clamouring voices.

I'm looking for somebody who knows that play is serious, that words are fun, that innuendos are best used fresh and often and that metaphors can be happily mixed.

I'm looking for a woman who is smart, sassy, sexy and knows the benefit of a good arse.

Drop me a line to say hello.

 

[auralforelectra]

I'm sending you a hello now.

 

[babydoll235]

I'm looking for a woman who is smart, sassy, sexy and knows the benefit of a good arse.

So wait, you're saying that you have a good arse and want someone to appreciate it, right?

 

[MattWolf]

So wait, you're saying that you have a good arse and want someone to appreciate it, right?

More or less yes... is that so terrible?

And thank you for the various replies I had, I'll reply to you all.

 

[MattWolf]

Good morning. Feeling... how shall I put it... awake this morning.

 

[MattWolf]

Is anybody online now?

 

[MattWolf]

Good morning world.

 

[MattWolf]

Getting shameless in my bumps now.

 

[MattWolf]

Awake and aroused, any woman care to chat?

 

[MattWolf]

Frequently frisky fellow free for friendly females fancying flirty fun.

 

[MattWolf]

Lustful lad loves long legs

 

[MattWolf]

Nobody online and feeling playful?

 

[Lotus_Blossom_]

Boy seeks girl for virtual filth.
Man seeks woman for interactive erotica.
Gentleman seeks lady for imaginative sexual games.

Personal ad seeks a unique edge in the chaos of clamouring voices.

I'm looking for somebody who knows that play is serious, that words are fun, that innuendos are best used fresh and often and that metaphors can be happily mixed.

I'm looking for a woman who is smart, sassy, sexy and knows the benefit of a good arse.

Drop me a line to say hello.

I don't often laugh (in a good way!) when reading the personal ads but this one really tickled my fancy!!

Erm... hello. And hope you found what you're looking for

 

[MattWolf]

I don't often laugh (in a good way!) when reading the personal ads but this one really tickled my fancy!!

Erm... hello. And hope you found what you're looking for

Does that mean, implicitly at least, that you are not what I'm looking for...?

 

[Lotus_Blossom_]

Does that mean, implicitly at least, that you are not what I'm looking for...?

It generally is the case. I think it was the virtual filth

No, seriously, I do a lot of teasing apparently

 

[MattWolf]

It generally is the case. I think it was the virtual filth

No, seriously, I do a lot of teasing apparently

The idea of virtual filth put you off? Are you an extremely tidy lady? Is your inbox always clean? Is your desktop always tidy?

 

[Lotus_Blossom_]

The idea of virtual filth put you off? Are you an extremely tidy lady? Is your inbox always clean? Is your desktop always tidy?

In a word, yes.

 

[MattWolf]

In a word, yes.

Well I better be exceptionally tidy and always clean up after I've come round your place so there isn't a trace left behind.

 

[Lotus_Blossom_]

Well I better be exceptionally tidy and always clean up after I've come round your place so there isn't a trace left behind.

I like your persistence/optimism/confidence.... (delete as appropriate)

 

[MattWolf]

I like your persistence/optimism/confidence.... (delete as appropriate)

Or you could call it arrogance/foolishness/ignorance...

 

[Lotus_Blossom_]

Or you could call it arrogance/foolishness/ignorance...

And where would the manners be in that?

 

[MattWolf]

And where would the manners be in that?

Tidy and with good manners. Wow. Do you have any flaws?

 

[Lotus_Blossom_]

Tidy and with good manners. Wow. Do you have any flaws?

Hmmm. Maybe. Probably. Definitely. Quick, go now before it's too late!

 

[MattWolf]

Hmmm. Maybe. Probably. Definitely. Quick, go now before it's too late!

If you are shy and would rather everybody else not know, feel free to whisper them in my ear...

 

[MattWolf]

Thanks for all the replies.