English to Lit Translation Guide

[CarolineOh]

<presented with affection towards all>

STANDARD ENGLISH

The sky is blue.

RISIA SKYE

Reflected light in the atmosphere creates an optical impression the viewer interprets as a particular hue near the violet end of the prismatic spectrum.

EBONYFIRE

I said the sky was blue, boy, don't you tell me nothing about rain!

MONSTER666

I was going to post that the sky is blue, but SpectreT said it first.

DOCTORXBLUE

The sky is indeed blue! I had thought it was, and so it is! Hmmmm Perhaps I took this name for good reason!
Indeed!
Blue!

CYMBIDIA

It's the sky. It's supposed to be blue. But if you need to know more, here is a link to the thread on kinky physics we did a while ago.

KILLERMUFFIN

Where I live the sky is blue. I don't know what color the sky is where you live, and frankly, I don't care.

JAMES BLANDINGS

I can remember the sky being blue as far back as 1975.

SEXY GIRL

the sky is blue

LANCECASTOR

I believe the sky is blue, but can I really know if what I call blue is the same thing you call blue?

ARTFUL

The SKY would seem to be BLUE, and that is just my OPINION, but I own it.

MZ CHRISTA

Square Business, that's some way cool blue yous got up yonder.

CELLIS

The sky is the same color as my ass after Master broke in his new toy.

MISS TAKEN

The sky was blue the last time these kids gave me a chance to look outside.

CAROLINE OH

Sweetie, if you think the sky is blue, then I am sure it will be blue for you.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

sniffles

 

[Desdemona]

CarolineOh, hon, you have a WICKED sense of humor!

 

[cymbidia]

C Oh, this is definitely funny stuff!
You pegged a bunch of us, darlin', absolutely nailed us.

 

[RisiaSkye]

Yowch.

The visible atmospheric ceiling indeed appears indigo to the human eye.

 

[Never]

*laughs*
Talk about hitting it on the head.

 

[MzChrista]

Hahaha.
You got me down, girl!

 

[JenJ]

*giggles* Oh this is definately not the thread to read when drinking something.

*goes about wiping the monitor off*

 

[lilredwolph]

and yet another reason why i don't have a drink near my 'puter

 

[cellis]

Wonderful!

I am still laughing!

I wish I had that knack Caroline Oh...

 

[MzChrista]

You gotta dig that C Oh put herself in there too. How cool is that?

 

[sexy-girl]

LOL !!!!

i had to read mine twice because i couldnt get why you had just wrote "the sky is blue" it seemed normal

 

[Never]

You're right, it should have been 'the sky is blue '

 

[cymbidia]

You're right, it should have been 'the sky is blue '

~snorting laughter in an undignified fashion~
This whole board is proving to be extremely amusing to me tonight.




BTW, s-g? You're the only one i know that could get away with having your sig line quotation marks all screwed up - and no one cares at all cuz it's **you** and you're special and the rules don't apply to you.

 

[MzChrista]

I got some rules I want to apply to her but she has a damn girlfriend.

 

[cymbidia]

Have you seen her girlriend? Wooohooo! Lisa is enough to make a bi girl like me go over to the distaff side for good. Unfortunately, i think they're in love with each other...and monogamous, too, dammit.

 

[sexy-girl]

the sky is meaningless ... who would of said that


lol thanks cymbidia PC is actually trying to educate me on the GB although i think he's given up

christa ... what else could i say ?

 

[Sandia]

That was wonderful, Caroline.

 

[MzChrista]

Have you seen her girlriend? Wooohooo! Lisa is enough to make a bi girl like me go over to the distaff side for good. Unfortunately, i think they're in love with each other...and monogamous, too, dammit.

Some things just aint right. Dont they know how cute they would look together all tied up butt cheek to butt cheek?

 

[MzChrista]

the sky is meaningless ... who would of said that


lol thanks cymbidia PC is actually trying to educate me on the GB although i think he's given up

christa ... what else could i say ?

hey puss in boots, you know I like to play cause you cute and funny, but I am glad you got someone nice to love.

 

[Never]

Todd-O-Vision:
" sniffle:
Not the sad face. Oh, don't so that.. I can't resist the puppy dog in the rain look.
(Okay, I'm not as good as Caroline, but I'll tried.)

TODD – O – VISION

Yes, I'm Nilla, but I'm nonjudgmental about the blueness of the sky.

In fact, I might be a soft blue myself.

 

[James Blandings]

Bravo, Caroline! A very funny post.

 

[artful]

<presented with affection towards all>
ARTFUL

The SKY would seem to be BLUE, and that is just my OPINION, but I own it.

Caroline,...I gotta tell ya,...WELL DONE ! It took me a while to post a response cuz,..."I laughed till I was blue in the face!" At least I think that's why it took me so long.

Anyhow,...that's just my opinion, but I own it.

 

[seXieleXie]

can't leave well enough alone...

artful
the SKY certainly is *BLUE* if I do say so MYSELF


lancecastor
you all seem pretty secure in thinking the sky is blue. i find that utterly ironic, seeing as it's as green as the nose on my face.


never
blue? green? gray? i don't judge anything by it's color, not even the sky.


motorcitysam
says nothing, as the color of the sky is of little importance

 

[Shadowsdream]

three gold stars for creativity pulled from reality.