England: The Land Of Incest

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Useless fact: Everyone with ''English'' decent are somebody's 30th cousin.
 
Uhh

I think you are confusing them with the Smelly French. Which is even more of an insult than calling them incestuous in my book.
 
Well that explains half the cretins I was just jammed on the 134 bus with, then.
 
I was thinking more along the lines of the Rainy Country.
This weather is really fucking depressing...
 
Incest is in almost everyone’s background. England isn’t the only country where this happened.
 
Wow nice AV Peachy

peachykeen said:
Well that explains half the cretins I was just jammed on the 134 bus with, then.

That certainly isnt the product of in-breeding. And I know for a fact yoou are genetically superior, looks and brains-wise.
 
30th cousin? do you mean that I have a cousin 30 times removed? Perish the thought.

What happened to all that crap about Adam and Eve? At the best you are 3065250000000000th cousin to everyone else on the planet. Probably a lot closer than that.
 
ChilledVodka said:
Useless fact: Everyone with ''English'' decent are somebody's 30th cousin.

I dunno you might be on to something there, I've been to part's of the UK where all the girls look like they were sired by the same stud.
 
I was gonna say "flanged spline" but that'd just be siily :D
 
Re: Re: England: The Land Of Incest

Shiner said:
I dunno you might be on to something there, I've been to part's of the UK where all the girls look like they were sired by the same stud.

Oh, did you enjoy your visit to Newcastle?
 
Not sure I like hearing that

after just finding out that my family came from there and only back 5 generations! I always thought with my maiden name that we were from Germany - but guess it got changed around during those 5 generations!

But in RL my parents are 3rd cousins! Scary thought! (But then they are both from Kentucky!)
 
The only thing wrong with the north of England is it's full of northerner's :D

To tell the truth I've been to Brum and Newcastle loads and the people are just like people the world over, the beer is cheap though compared to London.......and it'd been a while since I've been to Glasgow for a pint of "Heavy" :D :p :p
 
cool down all.

I find it much more ... um ... depressing
that our human DNA is only 1% different from chimps.
 
Re: Not sure I like hearing that

Secret Kate said:
after just finding out that my family came from there and only back 5 generations! I always thought with my maiden name that we were from Germany - but guess it got changed around during those 5 generations!

But in RL my parents are 3rd cousins! Scary thought! (But then they are both from Kentucky!)


Oops, I forgot the smiley!:D

Sorry!
 
Rex1960 said:
cool down all.

I find it much more ... um ... depressing
that our human DNA is only 1% different from chimps.
X chromosome, right?
 
Shiner said:
The only thing wrong with the north of England is it's full of northerner's :D

To tell the truth I've been to Brum and Newcastle loads and the people are just like people the world over, the beer is cheap though compared to London.......and it'd been a while since I've been to Glasgow for a pint of "Heavy" :D :p :p

Just like there is only one thing wrong with France!:D


'Heavy', long time since I touched that stuff either. Not that I don;t get the opportunity, it's just that my tastebuds have moved on.

Oh and, Rex! That 1% difference doesn't apply in certain places! Not mentioning any names but HS comes to mind!
 
Rex1960 said:
cool down all.

I find it much more ... um ... depressing
that our human DNA is only 1% different from chimps.

Reach for the prozac Rex. 56% of your DNA is identical to a bacteria's.
 
bluespoke said:
Just like there is only one thing wrong with France!:D


'Heavy', long time since I touched that stuff either. Not that I don;t get the opportunity, it's just that my tastebuds have moved on.

Oh and, Rex! That 1% difference doesn't apply in certain places! Not mentioning any names but HS comes to mind!

France is such a beautiful country, the only bad thing there are all these French... :D

Some things happen automatically...
 
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