Endangered Spieces #469: The Real Phoenix

[Phoenix]

OK a couple of people have asked where I have been. Check the dates Phoenix seemingly disappeared from late Jan to 2 days ago in Feb. Well everyone knows I have a health condition and sometimes it gets a little too active. To add to that the great and powerful Phoenix could not avoid flu season and spent many days down and out with the bug. (Still sick right now). However the main reason I have been gone is..............REAL LIFE. Yup I finally got a friggin life. lol Actually the combination of work and an ambitious (not to be confused with Ambrosious) school schedule took up a lot of my time. Then I found out the joy of dating again and suddenly poof a month has gone by and I did not even notice it. Damn it feels like puberty all over again.


Well if you do not believe what I said above here is the real truth. In January I went to a brothel and got handcuffed to the bed. I survived all this time on sex, cereal and Cheech and Chong movies. Why because I am ....(Personality #2: A dick? ) No you fuckwad I am a ..(P#2: A schitzophrenic whose dates never call him back) No screw you, I am a survivor dammit

 

[Renegade]

Phoenix

And you didn't invite me to the brothel for the sex with the girls? Uh... they WERE girls right??? On second thought, I'd rather not know about that. LOL It is good to see you back though, buddy. I thought you and CB had taken off for a two week long sex fest or something.

 

[Phoenix]

Our course they were women Ren (Personality#2: l I was not sure about that redhead on the other side of the room ) shaddup. Like I was saying Ren was supposed to invide but since I never got my merchandising money from Latino Heat, I could not afford to uh call you. Yeah that is the ticket (P#2: *coughs bullshit only to recieve evil stare from Phoenix*)



Waitaminute (Phoenix catchphrase) hmm me and CB on a 2 week long sex fest. hmm that sound like a good idea if CB is up for it. After all I got to win back my trophy somehow

 

[Cheyenne]

I chose version 1. Don't have any clue what your health condition is, but I hope you're feeling better! The flu has been nasty this year for those unfortunate enough to catch it, too.

Welcome back. Just don't stay too long now that you have a real life, too. This place will addict you all over again.

 

[CelestialBody]