END ROBOT DISCRIMINATION! (please)

[Spinaroonie]

Look at the goings on in Florida. "Oh, we think there might be a bomb in this backpack, let's get THE ROBOT to fish it out! Hey Robot! Stick your hand in here!"

Robots have feelings to and provide many things to our economy, they assemble stuff, they make sure that our future timeline stays intact by protecting the life of John Connor.

Our police forces are trying to kill the few token Robots they have on their squad by making them handle dangerous equipment because of their "inferiority".

Please help.

 

[J.B.]

Is there a petition to sign?

 

[Graymouse]

http://www.explodingdog.com/redrobot/rr_s2.gif

This is an outrage . . .

 

[Coolville]

Free the Emoticons!

Glad the plight of the robots is finally getting some press. But what about this atrocity, forgotten by the world's media?!

Free the Emoticon Slaves!

What sick, facist individual decided to round up the good, quiet people of Emotica and force them into slavery in Cyberspace?

Defenceless creatures, without arms or legs, unable to defend themselves from the injustice of serving in our written correspondance. It just isn't right!

Because of our own inadequate abilities to express our own emotions, we have subjected a whole race of Emoticons to a life of slavery, without pay, unions, pension plans, holidays or even coffee machines in the Cybercanteen.

Haven't we learned anything in the course of history?

Look at this quiet little fellow:

How can you look yourself in the mirror each day knowing that you have clicked on him in order to selfishly express your emotion, when you have over 2,000,000 million words in the English language - all designed to do the same thing.

This is the emotion lying deep beneath every smiley.

FREE THE PEOPLE OF EMOTICA! LIBERATE THE EMOTICONS!

 

[lavender]

 

[Secret Kate]

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Look at the goings on in Florida. "Oh, we think there might be a bomb in this backpack, let's get THE ROBOT to fish it out! Hey Robot! Stick your hand in here!"

Robots have feelings to and provide many things to our economy, they assemble stuff, they make sure that our future timeline stays intact by protecting the life of John Connor.

Our police forces are trying to kill the few token Robots they have on their squad by making them handle dangerous equipment because of their "inferiority".

Please help.

Robot lover. Spin, as always your arguments are so one sided as to defy reality. Yes, there are "good" robots. Yes there are only a few robots in law enforcement, but dammit, think of all the bad robots have done.

First there was the robot in Metropolis. My god, can you ignore the fact it destroyed a whole society? What about all the other killer robots, going on bloodlust rampages and killing hundreds if not thousands? And their relatives, the massive world dominating computeres? Think HAL, think the Forbin Project. Its no wonder there is a prejudice against robots.

I believe that the current state of affairs more than protects the rights of robots and society at the same time. If robots seek addtional rights, they should stop equipping themselves with death rays, should stop taking our women for hideous genetic experiments, and should just plain keep to Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics.

By of course, you will disagree, you metal lover.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: END ROBOT DISCRIMINATION! (please)

 

[islandman]

I hate eggplant. Do robots like eggplant?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

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*stand-in spelling buddy melt down*

I edited the damn thing. Go kick a freaking metal head. Jeez.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

I hate eggplant. Do robots like eggplant?

I also hate eggplant. It is disgusting. And don't tell me "you just haven't had it prepared right". It sucks. It is the only vegetable that is a complete nutritional waste. If I want empty calories, I will eat chocolate.

God did not intend for us to eat purple veggies. They are an abomination. Purple in food items is only rightly a combination of federally approved red and blue food dyes mixed together

Eliminate eggplant...Now.

 

[lovetoread]

I love fried eggplant.

 

[Guest]

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[RosevilleCAguy]

I love fried eggplant.

You are sick and twisted.

 

[islandman]

"you just haven't had it prepared right".

The only good eggplant is a dead eggplant. The only good robot was Lt. Commander Data from the Starship Enterprise.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

I love fried eggplant.

I'll bet you love robots also

 

[lovetoread]

I'll bet you love robots also

Oh yea.

I want me one of 'em.

 

[Guest]

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

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You left out "computers" and "additional".

And "too".

I hate eggplant, too.

Dit they correct Linkin on his spelling, How about Keneddy?

I am on a rant here.......Fuck the spelling. The robots are evil and the righting sed that.

Betcha your lying about the eggplant.

Robotic stooge.

 

[islandman]

I heart him.

He's had sex, you know.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Oh yea.

I want me one of 'em.

Fine, ride a sybian. Give what should go to me to a gawd dammed robot.


Electronic slut.

 

[Guest]

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[RosevilleCAguy]

I heart him.

Even Data had his traitorous scum robotic moments.

To hell with all robots. They are evil. Death is too good for em.

Pull thier plugs....yank out thier wiring..........smash them into scrap metal and make edsels or gremlins out of em.....


(pant, pant, pant)

 

[lovetoread]

Fine, ride a sybian. Give what should go to me to a gawd dammed robot.


Electronic slut.

Honey vibrate me like it does,and then I will give up the machines.

Besides,I dont have a sybian. I am more into the fucking machines.


Those are the coolest.

 

[Guest]