End of the World Party: PG Style

littlelovedove

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On 12/21/12 they claim the end of the year is coming (yet again :rolleyes: ) ......so I was wondering if that is the case, what would you be doing to celebrate the 2012 Apocalypse? ;)

I plan on walking around naked through the local mall. :D
 
I would only goto work the end of the world naked, cause no one would ever expect me to do it.
 
On 12/21/12 they claim the end of the year is coming (yet again :rolleyes: ) ......so I was wondering if that is the case, what would you be doing to celebrate the 2012 Apocalypse? ;)

I plan on walking around naked through the local mall. :D

Directions to the mall?:)
 
On 12/21/12 they claim the end of the year is coming (yet again :rolleyes: ) ......so I was wondering if that is the case, what would you be doing to celebrate the 2012 Apocalypse? ;)

I plan on walking around naked through the local mall. :D

I wonder if the cops will buy that reason for all the public indecency breaches on the 21st.

"But it's the end of the world today!"

:rolleyes:
 
LOL...............yeah, guess so. :D


So Jett what would you do??

Well now that's a very good question.
I think I'd probably be very boring, deny the whole thing and spend the day 'business as usual'.

But since that's thread-killer material, let's go with something a little naughtier.

I think I could be tempted to proposition a couple of the girls at work who flirt with me. A threesome - or foursome - could be a suitably explosive climax (haha) to the end of the world.
 
A naked orgy in the mall with an open bar and R.E.M.s "It's the End Of The World and We Know It" blasting over the sound system.
Then when we wake up hung over on the 22nd and realize the world didn't end and we haven't done any Christmas shopping, we're already at the mall ready to go. :D
Now where did I put my wallet.....
 
I'll probably be in bed asleep... Or... doing some other kind of activity... So I'll probably miss it.

That's the best way really. I wouldn't want to know my expiry date. That's why milk bottles (the plastic ones from the supermarket) have the date near the bottom, so they can't see their expiry date and go nuts...er..cheese...er... nevermind, this joke was a stretch from the very beginning... :cool:
 
I'll probably be in bed asleep... Or... doing some other kind of activity... So I'll probably miss it.

That's the best way really. I wouldn't want to know my expiry date. That's why milk bottles (the plastic ones from the supermarket) have the date near the bottom, so they can't see their expiry date and go nuts...er..cheese...er... nevermind, this joke was a stretch from the very beginning... :cool:

Nuts and cheese..................why that gives me a good idea...........we should have a party!

I'll bring some wine:

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Rent out a hotel the night before and have one good Lit members get naked and sex the night away party.
 
I think, i'd tell my best friend my dearest secret, then tell my friend sam I'm the only person that truly loved her, give my daughter what ever she wants, curse out my boyfriend, tell my mom why I ran away, go to a strip club, WORK at a strip club, post on facebook how much I hate certain people, and write a song. :) Enough? :D
 
Rent out a hotel the night before and have one good Lit members get naked and sex the night away party.

you don't have to rent out a hotel...you own the lister towers. :D


*sets up a stand with a banner that reads-End of the World Party: PG style* me? i'm capitalizing on this event. i'm selling EOW survival kits.

hi, littlelovedove.
 
you don't have to rent out a hotel...you own the lister towers. :D


*sets up a stand with a banner that reads-End of the World Party: PG style* me? i'm capitalizing on this event. i'm selling EOW survival kits.

hi, littlelovedove.

LOL you are rigth! So let's open the doors and get planning....

Hey...what's in your kit? lol
 
LOL you are rigth! So let's open the doors and get planning....

Hey...what's in your kit? lol

a portable tv, batteries, stove in a can with 6 fuel disks, food kits (you have a choice of the type of chips you want: cool ranch doritos or chee-tos), bottled water, a treasure map, some hello kitty stickers, a coloring book and crayons, you also have a choice between bottled water, vodka, bourbon, or capri suns, twinkies (these i actually saved from the y2k scare...but they're still good. trust me.), one adult movie with your choice of toy, and a key card to the panic room i had built at on off-site location.

*smiles* and it's only $49.99!
 
a portable tv, batteries, stove in a can with 6 fuel disks, food kits (you have a choice of the type of chips you want: cool ranch doritos or chee-tos), bottled water, a treasure map, some hello kitty stickers, a coloring book and crayons, you also have a choice between bottled water, vodka, bourbon, or capri suns, twinkies (these i actually saved from the y2k scare...but they're still good. trust me.), one adult movie with your choice of toy, and a key card to the panic room i had built at on off-site location.

*smiles* and it's only $49.99!

My that is a bargain! I'll take the cool ranch doritos...cheetos will just turn my fingers orange
 
would gather my pack and howl as a bonfire rages in a clearing.
 
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