Emptying and Filling

[Nomadic_1]

Empty your thoughts of the day into my ear.

 

[NattyBumppo]

If this isn't a hanging curveball....

 

[Nomadic_1]

If this isn't a hanging curveball....

You would hit it out of the park.

 

[Nomadic_1]

What no takers?

 

[MollyDolly]

Sure, I'll bite.

I wish I had a chauffeur to take me about town and save me time in taking public transportation, especially with it being rather chilly and rainy today.

Any ideas where a poor, yet intelligent, funny, and pretty, Ontario student could find a free chauffeur?

 

[fire_breeze]

Sure, I'll bite.

I wish I had a chauffeur to take me about town and save me time in taking public transportation, especially with it being rather chilly and rainy today.

Any ideas where a poor, yet intelligent, funny, and pretty, Ontario student could find a free chauffeur?

Tell you what - you find me Vin Diesel to serve me coffee, and I'll get you that chauffeur and shopping bag carrier and that limo.

Deal?

 

[MollyDolly]

Tell you what - you find me Vin Diesel to serve me coffee, and I'll get you that chauffeur and shopping bag carrier and that limo.

Deal?

But... I'd settle for a Chevette and carrying my own bags! I just hate waiting, and waiting, and waiting for the bus!

 

[hdlynnette]

Can somebody PLEASE stop all these stories about planes crashing???

 

[MollyDolly]

Can somebody PLEASE stop all these stories about planes crashing???

Oh, you're much more likely to die in the car on the way to the airport. Stories about plane crashes are always more memorable, and usually more sensationalized than automobile accidents. Do you think more people would be more nervous about driving if they heard about every single car crash?

On the other hand, I'm flying in 2 weeks!

 

[hdlynnette]

Oh, you're much more likely to die in the car on the way to the airport. Stories about plane crashes are always more memorable, and usually more sensationalized than automobile accidents. Do you think more people would be more nervous about driving if they heard about every single car crash?

On the other hand, I'm flying in 2 weeks!

I'm flying in 2 days!!!

I know flying is a lot safer than driving and hell...I could fall out of bed tonight and break my neck, but just today...that plane to France disappeared, this weekend there was a crash in the mountians in my area and just now on the news they talked about a plane that crashed into an area lake.

I'm thinking this is an excuse to have a few stiff drinks before getting on that plane Thursday.

 

[MollyDolly]

I'm flying in 2 days!!!

I know flying is a lot safer than driving and hell...I could fall out of bed tonight and break my neck, but just today...that plane to France disappeared, this weekend there was a crash in the mountians in my area and just now on the news they talked about a plane that crashed into an area lake.

I'm thinking this is an excuse to have a few stiff drinks before getting on that plane Thursday.

You have a wonderful time- enjoy a cocktail or two before flying, and enjoy every second of your flight and your vacation- you deserve it!

 

[hdlynnette]

You have a wonderful time- enjoy a cocktail or two before flying, and enjoy every second of your flight and your vacation- you deserve it!

Thank you {{{{{Molly}}}}}

I plan on making the most of this trip. I hope yours is a good one too!

 

[MollyDolly]

Thank you {{{{{Molly}}}}}

I plan on making the most of this trip. I hope yours is a good one too!

I'm sure it will be! Mine isn't so much a vacation, but hopefully it will make my path a little clearer

 

[Nomadic_1]

I'm flying in 2 days!!!

I know flying is a lot safer than driving and hell...I could fall out of bed tonight and break my neck, but just today...that plane to France disappeared, this weekend there was a crash in the mountians in my area and just now on the news they talked about a plane that crashed into an area lake.

I'm thinking this is an excuse to have a few stiff drinks before getting on that plane Thursday.

You'll be fine, if not, if you don't return to lit at least we know why you're no longer posting.

 

[kendra1980]

You'll be fine, if not, if you don't return to lit at least we know why you're no longer posting.

I hope if you are reading this Louise, that you realize this is an ATTEMPT at humor.


You will be just fine...I can't wait for photos Friday of you sunning your buns.

I'll post them for everyone to see...am pics, here we come!!!

 

[Nomadic_1]

I hope if you are reading this Louise, that you realize this is an ATTEMPT at humor.


You will be just fine...I can't wait for photos Friday of you sunning your buns.

I'll post them for everyone to see...am pics, here we come!!!

Lets hope for his sake it is humor and not my ability to tell fortunes.

 

[kendra1980]

Lets hope for his sake it is humor and not my ability to tell fortunes.

If your ability to tell fortunes is anything like your ability to give advice to younger men dating older women...she's in safe hands.

 

[NattyBumppo]

Lets hope for his sake it is humor and not my ability to tell fortunes.

Or your ability to use proper grammar or discern the gender of a person by her name...

 

[Nomadic_1]

If your ability to tell fortunes is anything like your ability to give advice to younger men dating older women...she's in safe hands.

Yes God does have some pretty safe hands. Tell your friend to embrace the light, go towards the light.

 

[availableslave2u]

Yes God does have some pretty safe hands. Tell your friend to embrace the light, go towards the light.

oh fun, a religion thread *adjusts halo*

 

[NattyBumppo]

oh fun, a religion thread *adjusts halo*

Someone else's is down where it's cutting off the oxygen supply to his brain...

 

[availableslave2u]

can you let me know when we get to the part where God imparts his wisdom about the qualifications of dating older women?

 

[Nomadic_1]

I hope if you are reading this Louise, that you realize this is an ATTEMPT at humor.


You will be just fine...I can't wait for photos Friday of you sunning your buns.

I'll post them for everyone to see...am pics, here we come!!!

Louise if you are reading this remember the oxygen mask will fall from on overhead compartment and the seat cushion doubles as a floatation device. If you find yourself in the situation that your floating around out there, I hope they get you you before the sharks do, or hypothermia sets in.

If your sitting in an emergency exit seat, the front or rear of an aircraft, then you have the biggest risk of being fucked with by a hijackers. Lets just hope you are not in that situation and they need to make an example out of someone.

Anyway enjoy your trip and make sure you get your frequent flyer miles.

 

[NattyBumppo]

Louise if you are reading this remember the oxygen mask will fall from on overhead compartment and the seat cushion doubles as a floatation device. If you find yourself in the situation that your floating around out there, I hope they get you you before the sharks do, or hypothermia sets in.

If your sitting in an emergency exit seat, the front or rear of an aircraft, then you have the biggest risk of being fucked with by a hijackers. Lets just hope you are not in that situation and they need to make an example out of someone.

Anyway enjoy your trip and make sure you get your frequent flyer miles.

Yup, that's exactly what I'd be doing in the event of a mid-air emergency: Check out the postings of a grammar-challenged, self-appointed dispenser of advice for dating older women to people older than himself while all the time disrespecting women by telling them what terms they use to describe themselves...yes, I can see Louise right now, frantically typing...where in the hell is that crucial advice from the Solon of Literotica...I need to know what to do when this damned thing crashes in the ocean...

 

[Nomadic_1]

Yup, that's exactly what I'd be doing in the event of a mid-air emergency: Check out the postings of a grammar-challenged, self-appointed dispenser of advice for dating older women to people older than himself while all the time disrespecting women by telling them what terms they use to describe themselves...yes, I can see Louise right now, frantically typing...where in the hell is that crucial advice from the Solon of Literotica...I need to know what to do when this damned thing crashes in the ocean...

Depending on her destination and flight route she might have a better chance of crashing on land. If it is by a highway then you and Kendra can drive out to place flowers on the crash site once a year. OH YEAH you can go on a road trip.