Joe Wordsworth
Logician
- Joined
- Apr 22, 2004
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Dear Employee,
No, you won't be getting a raise. The short answer is that the budget is preset, the expenses on incidentals is always hard to predict, and the owners get what they want. Your work has been good. Let's look ahead, for a bit.
The long answer is you do a job that a literal millions of people out there could do. Its not labor intensive and takes only a bit of personality and some basic reasoning skills, no matter what you and your friends talk about behind closed doors about how there are so few "smart" people like ya'll out there... you're wrong. There are millions and millions and millions of fully functioning, normal people out there. And every year, the number of computer-literate applicants grows. You - Are - Not - Special.
Be grateful you get your $8/hr. Be grateful you don't have to scrub things for hours on end. Be grateful you get to work a job that has regularity and precedance. Note, and note fully, that I don't care how awesome you think you are. I want X, Y, and Z done in a given shift and I could probably get someone else to do it for less money than you're being paid. Quit your bitching and accept the fact that advancement is a long-term game of years and experience--or stop deluding yourself and go the hell back to college, this time without being lazy, and make something else of yourself.
I don't owe you shit. Not even your job. Do the work, you get paid for it, if that's an unacceptable situation... fucking quit then. Either way, I don't want to hear about it.
Blow me and hard,
The Guy That Signs the Paychecks
No, you won't be getting a raise. The short answer is that the budget is preset, the expenses on incidentals is always hard to predict, and the owners get what they want. Your work has been good. Let's look ahead, for a bit.
The long answer is you do a job that a literal millions of people out there could do. Its not labor intensive and takes only a bit of personality and some basic reasoning skills, no matter what you and your friends talk about behind closed doors about how there are so few "smart" people like ya'll out there... you're wrong. There are millions and millions and millions of fully functioning, normal people out there. And every year, the number of computer-literate applicants grows. You - Are - Not - Special.
Be grateful you get your $8/hr. Be grateful you don't have to scrub things for hours on end. Be grateful you get to work a job that has regularity and precedance. Note, and note fully, that I don't care how awesome you think you are. I want X, Y, and Z done in a given shift and I could probably get someone else to do it for less money than you're being paid. Quit your bitching and accept the fact that advancement is a long-term game of years and experience--or stop deluding yourself and go the hell back to college, this time without being lazy, and make something else of yourself.
I don't owe you shit. Not even your job. Do the work, you get paid for it, if that's an unacceptable situation... fucking quit then. Either way, I don't want to hear about it.
Blow me and hard,
The Guy That Signs the Paychecks