Emily’s pretentiousness thread

[EmilyMiller]

OK - so getting ideas above my station (NBK I guess), this thread is about any overall themes or (yes I know ) messages in your work.

I think I have a few:

1. Sex is a wonderful gift, makes the world a better place, and should be celebrated
2. Sex, of pretty much any consensual form, can be healing, and nourishing, and a force for good
3. Guilt about sex is a cause of misery, throwing this off is liberating
4. Like anything human, sex can be turned into a weapon and used to make people misrable; doing this is a crime against all humanity
5. Octopuses are so fucking sexy

Em

 

[lanceGibs]

OK - so getting ideas above my station (NBK I guess), this thread is about any overall themes or (yes I know ) messages in your work.

I think I have a few:

1. Sex is a wonderful gift, makes the world a better place, and should be celebrated
2. Sex, of pretty much any consensual form, can be healing, and nourishing, and a force for good
3. Guilt about sex is a cause of misery, throwing this off is liberating
4. Like anything human, sex can be turned into a weapon and used to make people misrable; doing this is a crime against all humanity
5. Octopuses are so fucking sexy

Em

Points 1 to 3 endorsed.
I am not so sure about 4and 5 but I will go along with 5

 

[WantonOneWanted]

If by octopuses you mean 8 naked women before me, then yes super sexy. If it’s those freaky sea dwelling creatures that shape shift into anything they want, nope, creepy as fuck.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Points 1 to 3 endorsed.
I am not so sure about 4and 5 but I will go along with 5

5 is one of the self-evident truths of Nature.

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

Octopuses are so fucking sexy

Preach. The only critter that can satisfy 8 ladies at once.

 

[EmilyMiller]

If by octopuses you mean 8 naked women before me, then yes super sexy. If it’s those freaky sea dwelling creatures that shape shift into anything they want, nope, creepy as fuck.

Wouldn’t eight naked women be a 32-pus?

Em

 

[lanceGibs]

5 is one of the self-evident truths of Nature.

Em

Fornicatious Miller
Thank you for your insight

 

[onehitwanda]

Wouldn’t eight naked women be a 32-pus?

Em

Math.power(2, 3) puss maybe?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Preach. The only critter that can satisfy 8 ladies at once.

Or two ladies with one tentacle. Oh God, I did write that scene, didn’t I? Over nearly a whole Lit page .

Em

 

[WantonOneWanted]

Wouldn’t eight naked women be a 32-pus?

Em

I need a redo on anatomy, I didn’t realize a woman has 4 pussies. Clearly I may have been doing somethings wrong.

 

[onehitwanda]

Or two ladies with one tentacle. Oh God, I did write that scene, didn’t I? Over nearly a whole Lit page .

Em

The inner letch in me has questions. The cephalophobe in me has deep-rooted (HA!) fears.

 

[SimonDoom]

These are all great, and I endorse them, and I don't think it's pretentious to say this. Besides which, pretentiousness, like hypocrisy, is a minor sin.

I would add this to your highly commendable list:

1. Add "in fiction" to sentence 5.
2. I would add number 6 to this list, for me personally: "Sex, though great, isn't all sunshine and roses, nor should it be. The sex drive and sex fantasies are tied closely to deep, primal, and sometimes transgressive human impulses, and that tie is part of what makes sex fascinating, fun, and a perfect subject for fantasy. A sex story doesn't have to teach a good lesson or be uplifting. It's OK for it to be dark and weird and subversive."
3. Liberating and positive attitudes about sex in real life are a good thing, but oppressive and negative attitudes about sex can be great for fiction. Put another way, if there were no taboos, erotica would be less fun.

 

[lanceGibs]

I need a redo on anatomy, I didn’t realize a woman has 4 pussies. Clearly I may have been doing somethings wrong.

You show me yours
I will teach you counting again

 

[WantonOneWanted]

I’m good with some basic drawings of the four pussy woman.

 

[onehitwanda]

I’m good with some basic drawings of the four pussy woman.

I found a photo.

 

[WantonOneWanted]

I found a photo.

I love an over-achiever!

 

[onehitwanda]

I love an over-achiever!

Now that is something I've never been called

 

[EmilyMiller]

The inner letch in me has questions. The cephalophobe in me has deep-rooted (HA!) fears.

I’ll explain…

Em

 

[WantonOneWanted]

Now that is something I've never been called

Don’t sell yourself short, I see lots of potential

 

[AwkwardlySet]

I am writing here only to be contrary to the point n.5. I protest at this octopus nonsense! It is not sexy at all, and it's misleading as hell. It should be called an octocock!

 

[EmilyMiller]

I am writing here only to be contrary to the point n.5. I protest at this octopus nonsense! It is not sexy at all, and it's misleading as hell. It should be called an octocock!

I had a female giant squid in Caputpedes

She was called Duxie - I’m such a ham.

Em

 

[AwkwardlySet]

I had a female giant squid in Caputpedes

She was called Duxie - I’m such a ham.

Em

Did she have tentapussies instead of tentacocks? No? Case closed! I am exposing this mysoginist bias here. Power to the tentapussy!

 

[onehitwanda]

I am writing here only to be contrary to the point n.5. I protest at this octopus nonsense! It is not sexy at all, and it's misleading as hell. It should be called an octocock!

No! Cladistically, it's a cocktopus!

 

[EmilyMiller]

Did she have tentapussies instead of tentacocks? No? Case closed! I am exposing this mysoginist bias here. Power to the tentapussy!

She didn’t exude a semen-substitute like the MMC. She “came like a girl”. But she still penetrates. TMI I know, but based on my college experiments with fisting, which were exclusively with a girl - smaller hands

Em

 

[djrip]

She didn’t exude a semen-substitute like the MMC. She “came like a girl”. But she still penetrates. TMI I know, but based on my college experiments with fisting, which were exclusively with a girl - smaller hands

Em

She must have been very dexterous if it was anything like the story...