Emily’s NEW positivity and being nice to each other thread

[StillStunned]

I was at the dentist's myself the other day, and came up with the seed of a story that begins, "I wanted to become a dentist, but my boobs were too big." (Totally not inspired by my actual visit, I hasten to add.)

 

[Bamagan]

@Bamagan it's not funny. I needed new undies when I got home.

 

[StillStunned]

Shameless self-promotion: @onehitwanda, while you're in the mood for something Spanish, take a look at my Pink Orchid entry.

 

[Deleted member 6744201]

Happy Monday....wishing everyone a wonderful day

 

[onehitwanda]

Shameless self-promotion: @onehitwanda, while you're in the mood for something Spanish, take a look at my Pink Orchid entry.

You are so, so, shamelessly evil. A pox on you and your honeysuckle, sir.

 

[StillStunned]

You are so, so, shamelessly evil. A pox on you and your honeysuckle, sir.

Is just me, or does "honeysuckle" sound a bit... dirty? Like a 1970s Bond girl. "Bond, meet your CIA liaison, Ms Honey Suckle."

 

[Bamagan]

Is just me, or does "honeysuckle" sound a bit... dirty? Like a 1970s Bond girl. "Bond, meet your CIA liaison, Ms Honey Suckle."

Lots of plants have wonderfully dirty names. Shagbark, stiffcock, sticky willy, knobweed, cockhold... plus there's a whole genus of flowers called Clitoria...
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[Djmac1031]

Lots of plants have wonderfully dirty names. Shagbark, stiffcock, sticky willy, knobweed, cockhold... plus there's a whole genus of flowers called Clitoria...
https://i0.wp.com/laidbackgardener.blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/20180725g-clitoria-ternatea-the-photographer-wikimedia-commons.jpg?resize=950%2C719&ssl=1

Well, look at that. You actually found it.

 

[StillStunned]

Lots of plants have wonderfully dirty names. Shagbark, stiffcock, sticky willy, knobweed, cockhold... plus there's a whole genus of flowers called Clitoria...
https://i0.wp.com/laidbackgardener.blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/20180725g-clitoria-ternatea-the-photographer-wikimedia-commons.jpg?resize=950%2C719&ssl=1

So, anyone want to do a Flower Fairies story...?

 

[onehitwanda]

There's a reason my circle of friends calls Orchids Awkwards

https://www.orchid.org.uk/Site/themed-images/pages/about3/phalaenopsis.jpg

 

[onehitwanda]

Well, look at that. You actually found it.

Jesus. Buy the poor man a drink before you fuck him like that!

 

[Bamagan]

So, anyone want to do a Flower Fairies story...?

I could see maybe doing a humorous one where a woman finds out she's a faerie changeling, because every time she spreads her legs a swarm of bees appears.

 

[StillStunned]

I could see maybe doing a humorous one where a woman finds out she's a faerie changeling, because every time she spreads her legs a swarm of bees appears.

Working title: "The Buzzing Between My Legs"

 

[onehitwanda]

Better than spiders at any rate

 

[Bamagan]

Working title: "The Buzzing Between My Legs"

If you wanna bee my lover, you gotta get with my friends...

 

[StillStunned]

Better than spiders at any rate

Yes, the worst that can happen with bees is the occasional little prick.

 

[SimonDoom]

It's interesting to see what passes for "positivity" here.

 

[8letters]

Last week was the end of my republishing one of my stories every week or two. I have two more stories to republish, but I'm making one of them 50% bigger, so it's going to go through my full editing cycle, so it'll be quite some time before it's published. While it's out for beta-reading, I'll brush up the other story to republish. After that, I'll be back to publishing one to four stories a year.

I discovered this morning that Literotica now allows you to see the most favorited stories in the last seven and thirty days (link). This was a pleasant surprise when I discovered it.
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[AwkwardlySet]

Yes, the worst that can happen with bees is the occasional little prick.

Can bees have BBCs?

 

[onehitwanda]

Can bees have BBCs?

yes, but they drone on about it...

 

[8letters]

I liked the T-shirt
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[Bamagan]

yes, but they drone on about it...

In any given hive, there's at least one size queen

 

[MrPixel]

Yes, the worst that can happen with bees is the occasional little prick.

Can bees have BBCs?

yes, but they drone on about it...

In any given hive, there's at least one size queen

Ohgawd. You guys. Not again.

 

[MillieDynamite]

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[onehitwanda]

Ohgawd. You guys. Not again.

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