Emily’s NEW positivity and being nice to each other thread

[ShelbyDawn57]

We need to talk about rhymes - other things as well - but rhymes first

Emily

Yeah, glasses was a bigger challenge than I thought, but I kind of felt committed...

 

[EmilyMiller]

Perhaps your AI angel being not so angelic?

She isn’t very angelic, it has to be said…

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

She isn’t very angelic, it has to be said…

There once was an angel names Lily...

Your angel, I'll let you finish.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Due to popular demand (this will get it deleted of course):

Post in thread 'Jokes in stories that no one got (or commented on)'
https://forum.literotica.com/thread...one-got-or-commented-on.1597526/post-97724160

Emily

 

[Bamagan]

Yeah, glasses was a bigger challenge than I thought, but I kind of felt committed...

Asses, sasses, lasses, passes, gasses, masses...

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Asses, sasses, lasses, passes, gasses, masses...

But in context...

 

[EmilyMiller]

Asses, sasses, lasses, passes, gasses, masses...

-ass is not pronounced consistently across the US, let alone internationally.

 

[Bazzle]

-ass is not pronounced consistently across the US, let alone internationally.

The girl wearing glasses may have been eating strawberry covered in molasses?

 

[EmilyMiller]

The girl wearing glasses may have been eating strawberry covered in molasses?

As a Pennsylvanian, don’t get me started on how to pronounce water.

Emily

 

[Bazzle]

There once was a lass who wore glasses
and along with facials loved eating molasses
She relished the feel,
and giggled with zeal
as warm, sticky goo splashes.

 

[Bamagan]

-ass is not pronounced consistently across the US, let alone internationally.

Most people who either shorten or elongate the vowel will do so pretty consistently, so the rhyming for at least most of those words will stay in step with each other. And will still be closer than -ass to -ess, I suspect.

 

[Bazzle]

As a Pennsylvanian, don’t get me started on how to pronounce water.

Emily

Probably from my point of view... wrong

 

[Bazzle]

Most people who either shorten or elongate the vowel will do so pretty consistently, so the rhyming for at least most of those words will stay in step with each other. And will still be closer than -ass to -ess, I suspect.

Arse...an ass is a donkey.

 

[EmilyMiller]

There once was a lass who wore glasses
and along with facials loved eating molasses
She relished the feel,
and giggled with zeal
as warm, sticky goo splashes.

I’m still not feeling it…

 

[EmilyMiller]

There was a young girl dumb and blonde
Of semen she was very fond
It made her so wet
When a cock sent a jet
All over the glasses she’d donned

 

[Handley_Page]

Ah, Richard 3rd. one of the few for which we have a fair likeness:

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[ShelbyDawn57]

I’m still not feeling it…

There once was a lass who wore glasses
and loved facials; thick as molasses.
She relished the feel,
and giggled with zeal
as warm, sticky goo came in splashes

 

[Bamagan]

Nude workouts can be a ball

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[onehitwanda]

Nude workouts can be a ball

https://cdn5-images.motherlessmedia.com/images/D18A7CA.gif

This gif is intensely disturbing. She looks like a mannequin.

 

[Bamagan]

This gif is intensely disturbing. She looks like a mannequin.

Well, I thought you might need help sorting your mid-week nightmares. It's almost like a public service.

 

[Devinter]

This gif is intensely disturbing. She looks like a mannequin.

Has the same sort of feel to it as the Little Baby's Ice Cream commercial.

 

[StillStunned]

This gif is intensely disturbing. She looks like a mannequin.

Huh. My takeaway was, "Look, a corded telephone!"

 

[JuanSeiszFitzHall]

Limericks have shown up here lately, so this is posted also in the Limericks thread.

To her lover, the lady said, “Guido,
“You’ve satisfied my wild libido.
“Now to clean up my quim,
“We could go for a swim,
“But you’d never fit that in a Speedo.”

 

[Bamagan]

My taco is not what you thought
Although it is tangy and hot
The sauce is picante
You'll scream mi amante
As you greedily gobble the lot

 

[onehitwanda]

My taco is not what you thought
Although it is tangy and hot
The sauce is picante
You'll scream mi amante
As you greedily gobble the lot

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