Emergency BJ

[mythtrav16]

Here's a basic story someone might want to write. I'm not very good with medical science, so the details behind this mightn't be accurate but I'll post it anyway:

You have a woman and a man who have only just met or who are casual aquaintances. The woman is a diabetic. They meet/find themselves somewhere very isolated when the woman has a diabetes attack. She needs to get some sugar in her system immediately. Trouble is, there aren't any conventional sugar sources around.

I've been told that semen is, chemically speaking, mostly sugar-based. It needs to be to give the sperm energy for their journey.

So one of them realizes that the only way the woman can get any sugar is to suck the guy off and swallow his cum.

 

[Carnevil9]

I read somewhere that the average ejaculation contains only 16 calories. Would that be enough to ward off a diabetic attack? Still, it's a great story idea that has potential.

Kind of reminds me of the old joke about the snake-bite: "the doctor says you gonna die!"

 

[spheres_intimes]

She'll be to tired to suck. At first he just stroke but after he grab her head and face fuck her.

 

[mythtrav16]

Kind of reminds me of the old joke about the snake-bite: "the doctor says you gonna die!"

Is that like the joke from City Slickers 2 where Billy Crystal nearly sucked on Daniel Stern's ass?

(Now there's a mental picture I bet you all didn't expect to get when you logged on to the literotica forums today, isn't it? )

 

[Carnevil9]

I think CS-2 adapted the traditional joke:

Two guys are out hiking in the remote wilderness. One whips out his dick to take a pee, and a snake leaps up and bites it! It injects some venom, then slithers away.

Horrified, he tells his buddy to do something. The buddy runs the mile back to their jeep and gets on the radio. He manages to connect with a doctor at a poison center.

The doctor tells him, "You have to make a small incision above the wound and suck out the poison. Suck long and suck hard, and make sure you get it all out."

Ewwww, the guy thinks. "Do I really have to do that? What if I don't?"

"If you don't, your friend will die." says the doctor sternly.

So the buddy runs all the way back to where the snakebit guy is waiting.

"What did the doctor say?"

"The doctor said you're gonna die."

 

[sunandshadow]

This idea might work best if the woman is pretending to have a diabetes attack and suggests the blowjob as the solution.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Problem is at least half of all women hate giving blow jobs. The other half are well aware that you don't need to come up with a complicated reason to get a cock in your mouth. Usually the suggestion you might maybe be willing someday under certain circumstances will lead to a guy going through extraordinary measures for a definite strong maybe.

 

[Carnevil9]

Good point, Sean. So you'd have to have a compelling reason why the dude would want to refuse. Maybe he's saving himself for marriage (to this chick, or someone else). Or maybe he's real religious. Whatever, the chick wants him and his jizz, but he needs to be convinced somehow. It could work.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I just think the bulk of this story is a hard sell. You gotta have a reason why it has to be him and why he won't give in to her. I mean he's gotta be married and religious or saving himself and religious but why him? Like maybe for whatever slut bag reason her and one of her coworkers are competing to suck every dick in the office?

 

[grey228]

There isn't enough sugar in semen to sweeten coffee.

And the shot required for a diabetic attack is not simply sugar, but also insulin to process the compound for the body. WebMD lists sugar to blood values at milligrams per deciliter (I think it's deciliter ...).

http://diabetes.webmd.com/how-sugar-affects-diabetes

If you want an accidental BJ, or medical based one, you're out of luck. Try this idea instead:

Body heat transfers easier/faster between unclothed people. How about two people stuck in a snowdrift? A few years back, a dumbshit nearly got his family killed in a snowdrift (he died of hypo instead when he went out alone to get help; the family was rescued).

I had this (short) idea for a snowdrift story, and for two friends (a man and a woman) who had been dancing around each other, not willing to exit the friend zone for fear of messing up their relationship with sex.

Okay, so it's kinda like the episode of Taxi where Balky bangs the chick to keep warm, but w/e, this outline is just an outline; fleshing it out can make it a good short romance.