Emerald_eyed turns into a nymphomaniac

[LukkyKnight]

Congratulations on your new title.

 

[CarolineOh]

I think you meant to say that Emerald Eyed has revealed her true identity.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I see her true colors, shining through?

 

[Guest]

 

[Shaq]

Welcome to the Club Emerald....orgy at my house Friday....I'll introduce you to the gang...


Please bring paper plates or dip....

 

[Guest]

 

[Shaq]

How about both!?

You're bringing yourself.....that's enough....but both would be appreciated....

 

[CarolineOh]

Emmy, sweetie, I think he was using dip as a verb, not a noun.

 

[RawHumor]

*just wondering who her "secret" identity was hidden from*

 

[CarolineOh]

*just wondering who her "secret" identity was hidden from*

Good point, but then, I don't think that just putting on glasses would keep anyone from recognizing Superman either.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Probably the rest of the state of Iowa, Raw.

Meantime, I'm nearly speechless at the welcome from Shaq. I had not pegged him as a nymphomaniac. Well, it's Lit, and I do learn something new every day.

 

[Guest]

 

[RawHumor]

I must say, for being this tired, you all sure have me giggeling this morning!

It's all part of my scheme of seduction.

 

[LukkyKnight]

...I don't think that just putting on glasses would keep anyone from recognizing Superman either.

Well, I sure the hell wouldn't recognize him without my glasses on. I might not recognize myself in the mirror without them.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[RawHumor]

Oh really??!!

See, in reality, Caroline and I are a married couple IRL so I was hoping to have her seduce you for us both to play with... but lately I've decided to come out of my shell.

 

[Guest]

 

[RawHumor]

cool, can I be in the middle?

We've got a few different positions for you, actually.

 

[LukkyKnight]

"different"

Different? Different?

That's got to be one of the most ambiguous words in the entire language.

 

[Guest]

 

[RawHumor]

I like lots of postitions

We have a few new ones we'd like your assistance in trying.

 

[LukkyKnight]

A 7" tall guy has come up with new positions? As in things not in the Kama Sutra? This I may need to study - or watch - or...um... well, this could be interesting.

 

[CarolineOh]

We have a few new ones we'd like your assistance in trying.

Starting with the woman's foot in the cartoon's ass position!

 

[RawHumor]

Starting with the woman's foot in the cartoon's ass position!

Please remove your high heals and file your toe nails first... then I'll consider it.