Embracing Your Inner Horn Dog

[lavender]

 

[lilminx]

Lol- I hear ya, Lavy. There are some songs that just make me want to fuck (but then again, it doesn't take much for me to want that).

For some reason, dancehall reggae has always gotten me very turned on.

 

[lavender]

 

[lilminx]

Lol- I'm actually thinking of calling up someone I haven't seen in a while, just so I can get some lovin' tonight. Six days without sex, and I'm already crawling the walls.

 

[lavender]

 

[lilminx]

SIX WEEKS!!!! How the hell are you still alive?! I can't remember the last time I've gone six weeks without sex.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

23 years 2 months.
what do I win?


isn't it strange how songs can have such strange affects on us. sad, angery, happy, chearful, confuseled.

 

[lobito]

Listening to S A T U R D A Y Night - Bay City Rollers, RIGHT NOW! Hoping to get some REAL lovin' tonight... If not, perhaps some electric company will be for me as well, Lavy.

Lo

 

[Guest]

Lav, Lilminx, I have all of my teeth, and I'm humming the Electric Company theme right now Come get some!!


Fly - now I'm starting to cry

 

[Guest]

almost forgot.......

Oh, and Lilminx - LOVE the new AV - although I did have an affinity for the old one, too.........

 

[on_the_verge]

Out comes the evil

I am listening to Lords of Acid and it reminds me of the loft parties I go to from time to time. There is nothing like being in a huge space with new people and having Lords of Acid in the background to compliment the rawness.

 

[Tyrael]

Fly on Wall sez:

23 years 2 months (without sex)

I got that beat...26 years with no sex! Wait, I don't think that's something to brag about. Oops!

 

[lilminx]

Re: almost forgot.......

Oh, and Lilminx - LOVE the new AV - although I did have an affinity for the old one, too.........

Thank you, Storm. Modest Mouse found this one for me- I didn't feel that the vampire chick (the one I had up for a few days) suited me, and I got tired of my Shannon Elizabeth devil one.

 

[Guest]

Fly on Wall sez:

23 years 2 months (without sex)

I got that beat...26 years with no sex! Wait, I don't think that's something to brag about. Oops!

I'd be screwing Freakygirl's dog by now..........

Hang in there!!

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Fly on Wall sez:

23 years 2 months (without sex)

I got that beat...26 years with no sex! Wait, I don't think that's something to brag about. Oops!

Damn I thought I was the winner

*sulks*

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: almost forgot.......

Thank you, Storm. Modest Mouse found this one for me- I didn't feel that the vampire chick (the one I had up for a few days) suited me, and I got tired of my Shannon Elizabeth devil one.

Ah, yesssss.....you ARE a Bad Mamma Jamma

 

[Dillinger]

Its been so long I've forgotten what sex is. Can someone please explain it to me?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

You too Dilly?

I think even the virgins know more about sex than us.

But lots of scotch makes a good substitute.

 

[Dillinger]

Yeah - me too... scotch is an... escape... but its not a substitute... nothing is. Sorry to ruin your delusion. We make do with what's available... but I've never been able to fully deceive myself... *smile*

 

[perks]

Its been so long I've forgotten what sex is. Can someone please explain it to me?

it't when like you come over to my house and we hide in the closet...and like you kinda pull my shirt off and play with my boobies and then.....well...ummm....I think I get to touch my tongue to yours...and then you like.ummm....er....put your hand in my panties...and touch my hoo hoo.....and then I pet your snake thing in your jeans..and then you like...lie between my legs....and ....I don't think I remember the rest.

 

[on_the_verge]

it't when like you come over to my house and we hide in the closet...and like you kinda pull my shirt off and play with my boobies and then.....well...ummm....I think I get to touch my tongue to yours...and then you like.ummm....er....put your hand in my panties...and touch my hoo hoo.....and then I pet your snake thing in your jeans..and then you like...lie between my legs....and ....I don't think I remember the rest.

I will *fill you in* when you get over here…

 

[perks]

I will *fill you in* when you get over here…

ummm...like okay, sugah

 

[on_the_verge]

I will let you play with my pet snake…

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Yeah - me too... scotch is an... escape... but its not a substitute... nothing is. Sorry to ruin your delusion. We make do with what's available... but I've never been able to fully deceive myself... *smile*

Is that decieve or relieve?

Me, I think I'm gonna get into some drinking right now and work out which one works better.

 

[perks]

I will let you play with my pet snake…

You look like happy gilmore...lmao...good think I have a thing for adam sandler