Embarrassing Sexual Encounters

[Guest]

I thought we all could have fun with this. I know everyone of us here at one time or another have suffered the fate of embarrassment while having sex. Hopefully as time passed it is something you can look back at and laugh about. So, I ask who here is brave enough or daring enough to post some of their most embarrassing sexual encounters?

Moi??? Oh it's fairly mundane I think. Someone was eating me out and I tried like hell to them to move away, but they thought I was excited and pressed on, well that is until I uhhh, passed gas. It was very embarrassing to me at the time. It was one of those silent and deadly ones, but on retrospection I do see the humor in it...especially the dawning in their eyes as to what had happened. Bless the poor dear, they tried to continue but the moment was ruined.

 

[ReBeLBeLLe]

Candy Panties

LMAO. Okay I'll bite. This should provide a few chuckles at least.
After having been married a few years I decided a little spice needed to be added to our sex life, so I bought us each a pair of candy underwear. Now first off, candy panties don't fit too well on just anyone so they are not eye candy. We both donned out outfits so to speak and couldn't stop laughing at first. Now this was during the wintertime and as usual I was freezing wearing just the bare minimum of clothes so I suggested we go move to our floor heater and then have a little bit of fun. I straddled the edge of the heater so that I could stay warm and my hubby proceeded to lick his way around my candy panties. As he worked his way lower I was getting very aroused and then I heard his snickers. I treid to ignore him. He had me wet and wanting at this time but his snickers soon turned into chuckles and I was getting this very weird warm feeling between my legs. Trying to contain his mirth he finally suggested I move away from the heater. By now that warm feeling was telling me what was going on, the panties as they were melted onto me were getting hotter and hotter. It took a hell of a long time scrubbing in the shower to get the melted panties and me separated.

 

[HBergeron]

Hahaha, for almost no good reason, I'm resurrecting this thread from a Lit populace that is long gone. It seems like a good idea.

Maybe my most embarrassing sexual encounter was cramming my 6' 2" frame into the floor space in front of the passenger seat of my 1976 Honda station wagon so I could lick my girlfriend's pussy as she reclined in the passenger seat. The act itself was successful in its intentions, But I was so twisted into that cramped space that when we were done, I couldn't extricate myself from it. She had to get out of the car and help me.

At least she came...

 

[Jada59]

I can't really think of anything too embarrassing. I did once buy a book of 365 sexual positions. My BF and I tried some of them out and about halfway through the book, he threw the book. Most of them required that the woman be strong as heck and a contortionist to boot. The worst one I remember was the wheelbarrow. I was supposed to put my hands on the floor to support myself and he was supposed to grab my ankles then somehow thrust his cock into me. Mind you. the depiction in the book (line drawing) showed the woman's legs to be straight. So I would have needed some sort of massively thrusting backside, slinky legs, and he would have needed an extendo penis.

 

[longant]

In college we had a party at our apartment building and I got extremely drunk and apparently hooked up with one of the girls from across the hall. When I woke up I was naked on the living room floor of my our apartment (I lived with 5 other guys) and she was nowhere to be found. Not sure who saw me like that, and I don't want to know.

 

[Jada59]

I just thought of another one.

Before there was the Internet, I bought a mega assortment of condoms from some catalog. It included some French Ticklers.

I kept the things in a basket by bed, sort of like a joke. I always had a bowl of candy on my coffee table and this seemed similar.

Anyway... My guy at the time put on a glow in the dark French Tickler, turned off the lights and tried to do a seductive dance. I found it not to be seductive but hysterically funny. I could not stop laughing. Let's just say that he never did that again.