Embarrassing Pet Tricks

[AngelicAssassin]

For some bizarre reason this memory came to mind today.

A childhood girlfriend of the ex had a date with a guy she'd lusted after quite a while. They'd cozied up on the couch in front of a blazing fire place, looking deeply into each others eyes. The moment seemed perfect.

Out of the bedroom romps her charpei puppy with a pair of her panties in his jaws growling, hopping and shaking his head like crazy. No matter what she, or her date did, the puppy escaped them, still worrying the hell out of her Vickie's Secrets. She managed to get her hand on the Vickie's, but the pup got smart and backed under the dining room table weaving between the chairs and legs. All of this while the Vickie's slowly ripped into something resembling a field dressing in length, before snapping and sending both Master and pup sprawling. Needless to say the moment had gone by the way side.

When she told the ex and me about this, we fell out of our chairs.

Anyone have a Pet trick to share?

 

[Kajira Callista]

For some bizarre reason this memory came to mind today.

A childhood girlfriend of the ex had a date with a guy she'd lusted after quite a while. They'd cozied up on the couch in front of a blazing fire place, looking deeply into each others eyes. The moment seemed perfect.

Out of the bedroom romps her charpei puppy with a pair of her panties in his jaws growling, hopping and shaking his head like crazy. No matter what she, or her date did, the puppy escaped them, still worrying the hell out of her Vickie's Secrets. She managed to get her hand on the Vickie's, but the pup got smart and backed under the dining room table weaving between the chairs and legs. All of this while the Vickie's slowly ripped into something resembling a field dressing in length, before snapping and sending both Master and pup sprawling. Needless to say the moment had gone by the way side.

When she told the ex and me about this, we fell out of our chairs.

Anyone have a Pet trick to share?

LOL I have one...its almost the same as yours. I have a shitzu, and in my single days when she was just a puppy...if a man undressssed in my bedroom (or where ever) she would somehow manage to get his under stuff and hide it under my bed. Well this one time the guy decided he was going under to retrieve what she had stolen..put his hand under the bed and pulled out a pair of drawers that were NOT his! Sad thing is ...I actually to this day have not a clue who they belonged to.

 

[Omni]

Always had cats, but my ex's favorite little cat less than a year old used to buddy around with him the morning as he cooked his breaskfast and drank his coffee sitting at kitchen table.

Now the cute part was, here is Ex sitting in his briefs, and his cat wanting attention, pets ect. So cat would reach up a claw and start snapping the band on my ex's briefs from behind.

If that did not work cat would switch to cabinets below sink and paw them open enough to bang them shut, then back to brief snapping till he got fed some bacon he was after, plus the pets!



Omni

 

[Krinaia]

do the tricks have to be in front of your lover? or can they be in front of family and friends?

 

[sunfox]

My doberman's favorite trick was to come into the room when I had a boyfriend over, and insinuate himself between us on the couch. Sitting bolt upright, facing the boyfriend, he would stare at the guy, eyeball to eyeball... I was told it was very unnerving.

I could tell him to get down, but then he'd just climb up again and
lie on my lap, and continue staring. He was very much a momma's
dog.

On the family side, I had a german shepherd when I was younger
who would steal my dad's underwear and hide them under the
bushes lining our front walk. When winter passed, the snow
melted... all except for some bundles of white under the bushes.
Mom nearly died laughing when she figured out where dad's
underwear had been vanishing to all winter.

 

[landcruisergal]

A few. My high school lover and I caught up a year or so later and tried to finish what we started, in my childhood bed, my dog howled so much we had to quit and let him in. He sat at the bedroom door and stared at the poor lad, we shut the door, the howling started again. I laughed, he left.The same dog used to jump into the front of my b/f's car and not let me sit down in the passenger seat. Jack Russells are a nightmare.

 

[Desdemona]

OK.... I'll share.

I had this really really hyper mini dachsund several years ago. This particular dog thought she belonged on the bed at all times. Well, a new lover came to visit and we were on the bed doing our nilla version of the wild thing. In the heat of the moment, I neglected to close the bedroom door tightly.

Suddenly, his eyes got real big. He stopped thrusting.

I said, what's wrong?

He said, I just felt something cold and wet on my ass. There it is again.

Talk about a mood breaker. There is nothing like a cold wet dog nose up your lover's butt to put a stop to passion.

Oddly enough, this memory makes me smile. LOL

 

[Krinaia]

OK.... I'll share.

I had this really really hyper mini dachsund several years ago. This particular dog thought she belonged on the bed at all times. Well, a new lover came to visit and we were on the bed doing our nilla version of the wild thing. In the heat of the moment, I neglected to close the bedroom door tightly.

Suddenly, his eyes got real big. He stopped thrusting.

I said, what's wrong?

He said, I just felt something cold and wet on my ass. There it is again.

Talk about a mood breaker. There is nothing like a cold wet dog nose up your lover's butt to put a stop to passion.

Oddly enough, this memory makes me smile. LOL

It made you smile... it made me laugh.

 

[BlueSugar]

Nothing beats the pup that I have now .. not only does she takes my socks, panties, ... anything else soft and pile them in a corner - then puts a toy of hers to replace whatever she took ... but she'll get into the garbage if I ignore her for too long and pull out a pad/tampon and try and play "catch me if you can" ... ::sigh::

 

[landcruisergal]

It made you smile... it made me laugh.

That reminds me of a sweaty session when the b/f was "going the growl" ( crass term but appropriate for a dog tale) and I felt someone else licking my toes. I kicked my foot and the b/f copped a knee in the head. I even think the little sod planned it.

 

[FungiUg]

I had a cat that had a built in sex-detector, and everytime my wife (yes, I was married at the time) and I were in the bedroom having sex, he'd start wailing at the door.

Worse was leaving the door open, and then him climbing onto my shoulder to watch during the proceedings!

 

[Vixandra]

I had a cat that had a built in sex-detector, and everytime my wife (yes, I was married at the time) and I were in the bedroom having sex, he'd start wailing at the door.

Worse was leaving the door open, and then him climbing onto my shoulder to watch during the proceedings!

SOunds like my hubby's black cat. Though after being tossed accidently across the room one night she got over that real quick.

 

[Guest]

I had a cat that had a built in sex-detector, and everytime my wife (yes, I was married at the time) and I were in the bedroom having sex, he'd start wailing at the door.

Worse was leaving the door open, and then him climbing onto my shoulder to watch during the proceedings!

Snrk!!!! Been there done that. Had a cat that didn't really bother to watch (though I had one of those too) it would walk up my back and lie between my shoulder blades. While we were in the process, as it were.

Hmmm I suppose this means only non human pets??

 

[catalina_francisco]

Master's beautiful miniature Schnauzer, who now lives with his mother due to pet owning restrictions where we live, made our first meeting, and the next few, memorable games of 'who's Dom is he anyway'. She at first greeted me with loving cuddles and snuggles, endearing looks to melt the heart, then after the initial excitement, went to sit on her own loungechair opposite the couch we were sitting on. F leant over and gave me a kiss on the lips (fleetingly) at one point and immedialtely she sat up shocked out of her semi doze and made a fast beeline for the couch where she not only physically pushed her small body between us after she leapt onto the couch, but then threw (yes, threw) herself into his arms and wiggling around onto her back as she pushed me away with her back legs and herself further into his chest and arms, gave me the most triumphant, withering 'my Dom!!!' look you could imagine.

From that moment, even if we looked at each other, she would repeat the proceedure, physically pushing us apart and refusing to leave his arms, all the time sucking up to him like a shameless, though cute, tramp. This bahaviour lasted for some weeks until she decided it was doing nothing to deter me, so she switched methods and began leaping into my arms and pushing him away from me. So transparent!! It took quite sometime for her to realise she was wasting her energy, and I was the one who went home with him, not her. Occasionally the green eyed monster leaps into her dark eyes, but on the whole now she just leaps from one of us to the other and back again until she is worn out bouncing back and forth smothering us in love. LOL. I am gracious in my triumph though....I suggested he buy her a Christmas present otherwise he would have forgotten.

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[catalina_francisco]

That reminds me of a sweaty session when the b/f was "going the growl" ( crass term but appropriate for a dog tale) and I felt someone else licking my toes. I kicked my foot and the b/f copped a knee in the head. I even think the little sod planned it.

Sorry, couldn't resist this one. LOL.

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[Desdemona]

That reminds me of a sweaty session when the b/f was "going the growl" ( crass term but appropriate for a dog tale) and I felt someone else licking my toes. I kicked my foot and the b/f copped a knee in the head. I even think the little sod planned it.

OK... what exactly does "going the growl" mean? Educate me please. LOL

 

[landcruisergal]

OK... what exactly does "going the growl" mean? Educate me please. LOL

Translation Lesson 1
growling someone out, going the growl = cunnilingus. Its a rough slang term used mainly by men . Not my favourite colloquialism.But is it uniquely australian? Not sure.
Des , maybe men have been too polite around you to say it. I guess guys never seem to mind their P's and Q's around me. I tend to get treated like one of the boys.

 

[Desdemona]

Translation Lesson 1
growling someone out, going the growl = cunnilingus. Its a rough slang term used mainly by men . Not my favourite colloquialism.But is it uniquely australian? Not sure.
Des , maybe men have been too polite around you to say it. I guess guys never seem to mind their P's and Q's around me. I tend to get treated like one of the boys.

Babe, nobody minds their P's and Q's around me really. I have male friends who compete with me to find foul and disgusting things on the internet in an effort to nauseate each other. I win every single time. So, we have to face the fact that I've heard some pretty crude expressions in my time and have been known to use them myself in mixed company. Let's just say that expression hasn't made it's way to this corner of the American south... until today. I'm gonna find a way to use it at work. Just wait and see. LMAO

Thanks for the translation. I like learning new phrases, etc.

 

[landcruisergal]

and I thought you were such a sweet gal.My b/f is a veritable dictionary of australian slang and he uses them at any opportunity. We were in a airport bar once, my favourite ale is Coopers. He asked the barmaid " do you flog Coopers here?" as to flog something, is to sell it, I nearly choked, she calmly replied that neither did they flog coopers nor stock them, with a grin a mile wide.

 

[Desdemona]

and I thought you were such a sweet gal.My b/f is a veritable dictionary of australian slang and he uses them at any opportunity. We were in a airport bar once, my favourite ale is Coopers. He asked the barmaid " do you flog Coopers here?" as to flog something, is to sell it, I nearly choked, she calmly replied that neither did they flog coopers nor stock them, with a grin a mile wide.

Me? Sweet? Babe, I've got you fooled! LOL I'm proud to say that my kinky nurse friends now have a new way to ask the men in their lives to "go south". Flog, huh? Interesting use of the word.

 

[NemoAlia]

I'm not really a pet person, but I knew a girl who was until her boyfriend nearly killed her cat when it bit his testicles during sex.

*shiver*

 

[Zaudika]

One of the ex's in my past and I used to own a cute little cocktiel<sp> named Samantha. She was roamer, always had her bird cage door open. When he and I would get our "grove" on so to speak and we were in a missionary position she loved landing on top of his back or ass and going for a ride.
Never failed, if she was in the same room as us, she'd always fly over and land on top of him while we were going at it.

 

[landcruisergal]

Me? Sweet? Babe, I've got you fooled! LOL I'm proud to say that my kinky nurse friends now have a new way to ask the men in their lives to "go south". Flog, huh? Interesting use of the word.

oh no! its a horrible term of phrase.I prefer 'dining at the Y'
Kinky nurses? Never! we are all pure as the driven snow.A girl at work had to have swingers clubs explained to her the other night, and had no idea what BDSM meant.An orderly had just returned my copy of the secretary and he was nearly wetting himself giggling. She's a horsey chick and started chatting whips and crops and hobbles.......I had to excuse myself...
outa here at the risk of a highjack.

 

[watergirl]

oh~

Nothing beats the pup that I have now .. not only does she takes my socks, panties, ... anything else soft and pile them in a corner - then puts a toy of hers to replace whatever she took ... but she'll get into the garbage if I ignore her for too long and pull out a pad/tampon and try and play "catch me if you can" ... ::sigh::

Blue, my dog used to do that once in a while, growing up - another reason to think the Keeper (www.thekeeper.com) is the best thing EVER!

Once, I was home from college for the summer, and my long distance bf came up to visit. We spent the night at my friend's house, and since both her parents worked 3rd shift, my friend said he & I should sleep in their room...

Being the horny disrespectful people that college students often are, we were going at things in their bed - when who should push the door open and join us but the 2 large black labs that lived their. Good thing it was a big bed, we just kept going and let the dogs hop up and sleep.

I think I would have been weirded out and embarrassed if it had been my dog... but they weren't, they just wanted their sleep... poor pooches!

 

[WriterDom]

Hmmm... This will sound like a bullshit story, but I swear it is true. I went to Alabama to meet a woman years ago. She had this little Cocker Spaniel who was a brat and kept scratching on the bedroom door wanting in. So she let him in. Later I was fucking her doggie style on the bed. The dog went and got this stuffed play dog, got right beside me in the floor and started humping his play dog while watching me.