embarrassing moment

[lilredwolph]

ok earlier today i learned that i was out was castile soap packets for enemas so i went to a medical site and ordered some, and while i was looking through the site i found another enema bag that i wanted so i ordered it too. a few more clicks and i found a TENS unit for a good price w/ carrying case so i added that to my order also... click click click type type type order is placed. no problem, right? WRONG about an hour later i thought it was weird that i hadn't gotten a confirmation email yet so i go back in and realize i forgot the #'s at the end of my email addy so i had to call them and confirm the order and make the addy change.

so i dail the phone and i get a very nice young man on the other end that is very helpful, until he starts confirming my order, than his voice gets a small giggle in it as he is reading my order to me. after we comfirm the order he asks if there is anything else he can do to help me while holding back his laughter, the only answer i could muster up was "yeah stop giggling i may really need this stuff for my grandpa, it may not mean i'm a freak" he broke out into laughter and said his good-byes

 

[WriterDom]

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

My lady thank you so much for making my day, you have given me a true gift thank you
Bachlum Chaam

 

[lilredwolph]

my submissive pain is Your shits and giggles isn't that the way it is supposed to be ?

 

[D's mariposa]

my submissive pain is Your shits and giggles isn't that the way it is supposed to be ?

I think that's the way it works..

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

my submissive pain is Your shits and giggles isn't that the way it is supposed to be ?

My lady mayhap you wouldn't have shared your misfortune with us, but as you did I applaud you for bringing joy to we Domly types. But basicly you are correct
Bachlum Chaam

Mayhap a rose would ease the pain

 

[FungiUg]

Awww, poor lilred, we feel for ya, really we do! (In best Queen Victoria fashion: we ARE amused!)

 

[lilredwolph]

Awww, poor lilred, we feel for ya, really we do! (In best Queen Victoria fashion: we ARE amused!)

i'd beleive that if it didn't have the cat that ate the canary tone to it

 

[Chicklet]

lmao

you poor thing!

 

[James G 5]

Hey, try having an airport guard open your portfolio of erotic photos and call EVERYONE else over to look at them

 

[FungiUg]

Hey, try having an airport guard open your portfolio of erotic photos and call EVERYONE else over to look at them

A woman here in Auckland got her luggage blown up by security when a vibrator went off in the luggage...

 

[James G 5]

A woman here in Auckland got her luggage blown up by security when a vibrator went off in the luggage...

I barely managed to avoid them opening the checked bag with all my knives last time

 

[Netzach]

Would you rather nobody checked planes for knives?

 

[James G 5]

Would you rather nobody checked planes for knives?

I didn't say THAT

And it was my CHECKED bag......they wanted to open it so they could PLAY with them
Would've been different if they'd been in my carry-on

 

[cellis]

Hmmm W/we have been talking about a TENS unit for the longest time... Would you mind either posting that link or pming me with the link?

Oh and I feel your pain!

 

[bunny bondage]

bunny's blunder

so my dad's over at my condo and we're going to head out to dinner.

"just a quick trip to the bathroom before we leave" he says, and walks into the bedroom where my potty is located. he comes back out and i decide to have one last bathroom-break as well. it's only as i walk into the bedroom that i realize my toys are scattered ALL OVER the floor from earlier. i hurridly clean them up and stuff them back in the bag, praying that somehow he missed them (even though they were directly under the lamp which is the only source of light in the room...)

no words were ever said between us about this. and they never will be.

 

[cellis]

Oh I had forgotten about when the repair people came to fix my bathroom... There was my egg lying in the sink... and the ropes attached to the bed on both sides...

Oh yeah... I am SURE they had no clue what I was into!

 

[James G 5]

Yanno, if you think of some of the comments here, and in other threads like the airport security one where people talk about getting caught, the general theme is that, for the most part, the various workmen, screeners, security people etc have "seen it all before" or "Don't flinch"


Makes you figure they see it enough so it's no big deal

That backs up the idea that there're a LOT more of us kinky folk than people would think

 

[serijules]

The last time I traveled to a play party, a friend of mine gave me a belated birthday gift at the party. It was a white teddy bear all decked out in leather, with handcuffs, a red butt, the works. There was also a bag of mini implements that went with him, that connected to the velcro on his paws.

Well, I had put him in my carry on, but at the last minute decided to check the bag because I was tired of lugging it around. I checked it curbside.

We decided to stay outside before going in to have one last smoke and say goodbye...different terminals. Watching them search bags, then noticed the guy was searching mine. He was examining the bondage bear with a weird look on his face, then rifled through the bag of little implements (paddle, flogger, whip...all sorts of cute things lol) He said something to the other guy about "odd children" then he shrugged and moved on.

The funny thing is though...I think he thought it was a childrens suitcase. I also had two other teddy bears, one with a dress on, that people had given me, and a bunch of toy ducks (long story), even a duck-shaped paddleball toy and a bunch of smilie face party favours from one of my brat friends, and some candy..suckers and stuff. Plus it was a childs size suitcase. I giggled the whole plane ride home, wondering if the guy thought someone had some very warped children.

 

[Daedalus77]

Hmmmm

I think my sub may be ordering by phone from now on.

 

[Karen Kraft]

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=48530

 

[Guest]

The Plumber

Oh I had forgotten about when the repair people came to fix my bathroom... There was my egg lying in the sink... and the ropes attached to the bed on both sides...

Oh yeah... I am SURE they had no clue what I was into!

Don't really worry about it too much - Been there Done that - Ive been one of the "Workmen" at various times - we've pretty much seen it all.
None of this is shocking.
And who knows, if you think the plumber or electrician is cute -well thats a pretty good way to start something - as long as you can not act embarrassed about it.

EKVITKAR

 

[Owlz]

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=48530

I think I've read that story a few times, Karen, and I enjoyed it every time.

Owlz

 

[D's mariposa]

James said
Makes you figure they see it enough so it's no big deal



Yup, I work at an airport, at the ticket corner. Post 9/11, all that usually happens is "Excuse me, Sir/Ma'am, you need to check these items; they're not allowed in the cabin." Then they (usually) call someone from from the ticket counter in your airline, usually one of us comes to security to collect you so we can jump you to the head of the line, (believe me, you missing your flight causes at least one agent a major headache, too, especially during busy travel periods.) we check your toys, take you back to security and you're on your way.

Sadly, we dont have all the airport security folks trained so well; so your experiences may vary.

The real horror stories happen when you get to your international destination, (say Canada, for example) and you discover that it's illegal to take handcuffs into Canada, (law enforcement officers are supposed to be the only ones there who have them.) so they get confiscated if the customs person is in a good mood, or you get detained if they're in a bad mood.

 

[Ebonyfire]

James said
Makes you figure they see it enough so it's no big deal



Yup, I work at an airport, at the ticket corner. Post 9/11, all that usually happens is "Excuse me, Sir/Ma'am, you need to check these items; they're not allowed in the cabin." Then they (usually) call someone from from the ticket counter in your airline, usually one of us comes to security to collect you so we can jump you to the head of the line, (believe me, you missing your flight causes at least one agent a major headache, too, especially during busy travel periods.) we check your toys, take you back to security and you're on your way.

Sadly, we dont have all the airport security folks trained so well; so your experiences may vary.

The real horror stories happen when you get to your international destination, (say Canada, for example) and you discover that it's illegal to take handcuffs into Canada, (law enforcement officers are supposed to be the only ones there who have them.) so they get confiscated if the customs person is in a good mood, or you get detained if they're in a bad mood.

I have found that customs agents in Montreal are in a bad mood, it you are an American. (And I am spea++++ from personal experience too.