embarrassing moment while having sex?

[tyme]

What is your most embarrassing moment that you have had while having sex?

I will go first.

I was giving my husband a blow job the other day and just really getting into it. He is starting to moan and *BAM*

I have a seizure my mouth still on his dick I had a seizure that lasted a few minutes. ( just a note I do not have grand mals I do not convulse I just loose time. But you do not want to mess with me while I am having one for you do not know what I will do)

So there my husband was with me just holding my mouth on his dick and unable to move untill the seizure was over. when it was I just went back at the blow job like nothing had happened. I did not know I had had a seizure untill he told me.

lol

I told you mine what is yours

 

[lavender]

I have several - but one involves after sex.

I was 17 and so was my boyfriend. We both lost our virginity to each other. His mother had gone to the store and then was going to a party - so we knew we had the house all to ourselves the entire night. We had sex and I was laying there just enjoying the moment. He went and got in the shower - I was going to join him. I was in la-la land - it had been a nice little sexual encounter. All the sudden, before I knew it - his mother walked right past the door. I was buck naked above the sheets on the bed. She walked past - and I freaked. I got under the covers immediately.

She had been stung by a bee or something in the store and came back to get some ointment.

I was mortified.

Later he told me that she hadn't seen anything - but I simply do not believe that. After she walked past, I heard her call to me from the kitchen - "Lavy, do you want me to order you anything from this JCrew catalog."

 

[Nighthunter]

well there was the time me and a couple friends were pulled over on new years, with me and a quite attractive young lady ummm shall we say "entangled" with each other, the cop said something to the driver and drove off, found out later the cop said he was glad he was off his shift and headed home, seeing us had him horny

 

[Ishmael]

What is your most embarrassing moment that you have had while having sex?

I will go first.

I was giving my husband a blow job the other day and just really getting into it. He is starting to moan and *BAM*

I have a seizure my mouth still on his dick I had a seizure that lasted a few minutes. ( just a note I do not have grand mals I do not convulse I just loose time. But you do not want to mess with me while I am having one for you do not know what I will do)

So there my husband was with me just holding my mouth on his dick and unable to move untill the seizure was over. when it was I just went back at the blow job like nothing had happened. I did not know I had had a seizure untill he told me.

lol

I told you mine what is yours

How long do these last?

Ishmael

 

[tyme]

what my seizures? they can range from 10 seconds to 15 minutes. I also get some where I just keep doing what I was doing over and over. lol my husband says he will have to put a quarter in me and hope on for a ride one day! lol

 

[HeavyStick]

One time it took me over 95 minutes to have an orgasm (I was beet red from the shame)... I've cut that down drastically to 95 seconds.

 

[bknight2602]

One time it took me over 95 minutes to have an orgasm (I was beet red from the shame)... I've cut that down drastically to 95 seconds.

The minute man?

 

[Ishmael]

One time it took me over 95 minutes to have an orgasm (I was beet red from the shame)... I've cut that down drastically to 95 seconds.

Good man. Practice makes perfect.

Ishmael

 

[Ishmael]

what my seizures? they can range from 10 seconds to 15 minutes. I also get some where I just keep doing what I was doing over and over. lol my husband says he will have to put a quarter in me and hope on for a ride one day! lol

Which slot? Oh, never mind.

Ishmael

 

[HeavyStick]

95 seconds is longer than most roller coaster rides, the line to ride is shorter and you have more fun.

 

[Ishmael]

95 seconds is longer than most roller coaster rides, the line to ride is shorter and you have more fun.

Or as a mysoginist aquaintance of mine put it.

"How can you tell if a woman is having a climax?"

"Who cares?"

Ishmael

 

[Gil_Favor]

my exwife caught me with the babysitter.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Ummm...ok, so I saved some kids life one time, and I was getting a reward-fuck from one of the onlookers. it was in the back of her van, and when we were done, she stepped out to clean herself up and get her clothing straight. In the meanwhile, I fell completely asleep in the van. She opened the door, saw me snoring with my pants around my ankles, and next thing you know I have gravel-burn on my ass from where she physically threw me out of her van and drove off...

 

[tyme]

I just asked him and he said pick which ever you want

 

[ridddder]

Embarassing things? Well somethings have happened, and some things have happened to those doing things with me so I will give you the short list.

1) Woman farted while I was going down on her.

2) Got walked in on by my ex gf's roommate while having sex with her the first time.

3) Getting caught masturbating when my mom came into my room when I was like 15.

4)Girlfriend got her necklace stuck in the zipper of my pants.

5)Got caught in the park(by the cops) while ex gf was giving head to me in the backseat of my car, those spot lights are bright alright.

Lastly this is sorta related....no matter how old I get, my parents have an uncanny knack for calling on the phone while you are having sex, what is up with that?

 

[Ishmael]

Lastly this is sorta related....no matter how old I get, my parents have an uncanny knack for calling on the phone while you are having sex, what is up with that?

if (sex==true)
ringer=off;

Ishmael

 

[Killswitch]

Yikes....I've had a few...

I remember the first time I ever had sexual contact.....I ws 15, the girl was 18, and she went down on me in the backseat of her car.....I started laughing hysterically....it tickled so much I couldnt stand it.... I finally calmed down, but I was quivering so much I think I came pretty quick.

Then one time I was doing it with my girlfreind at her house after school....I was 16. Her mother was never home before 5:30.....but I was doing Kelly from behind and saw her mother watching us through the crack in Kells bedroom door. I didnt stop and kept fucking Kelly, and looking at her mom as she watched us. She watched us till we both came....Kelly never knew. She was surprised to see her mom home and in the kitchen when we came out though. Kells mom was a super fox too, about 34 years old.

Then about two weeks later Kellys mom caught me giving her used nylons the sniff test in their laundry room.......omg.....I was nervous as shit, but she took that ball and my balls and ran with it, going down on me right there with Kelly upstairs in her bedroom......I'll never forget that, and think about it every five minutes or so.

 

[GuyJD]

Several years ago, I met a woman in the store where I worked and we hit it off pretty well. She had the sexiest body that I felt that I just had to have sex with. Needless to say, we did and the sex was great. We only dated briefly.

But about a couple of years after that, we ended up meeting in the store again. This time, she was about 5 months pregnant and told me that she was engaged. She also told me that her fiance' was away and "left her with no dick to enjoy." I sort of played off the statement but she repeated it for me. She then asked me, "So what are you going to do about that?" So I got her address and told her that I would be there after work. When I got there, she was wearing some sexy red shorts (I was always crazy about her big, sexy legs) under her maternity sundress. We talked for a while and the conversation led to sex. Eventually, I began having sex with her from behind as she stared out of her kitchen window. And as usual, it was great. After we both climaxed, she told me that she had to check on her other child. When she returned, I was sitting on her couch and slightly exhausted from the sex. But she began caressing my dick and told me that she wanted seconds before I go home. In no time, she had me up and horny again and she rode me like a professional. We both climaxed at the same time and this time, I was thoroughly drained and exhausted. She left to check on her child once again as I slouched down on her couch with my pants still at my ankles.

Just then, I began hearing her door lock being opened with a key. I quickly slid my pants on and ran to her stairs. I called out my ex-girlfriend's name and told her that her "ol' man" is outside the door. She told me that it had to be her younger sister. When the door opened, it was in fact her young sister. But the look that her sister gave us was the embarassing moment. She gave us this look and told my friend, "Okay, I know you two were doing more than exchanging cooking recipes."

 

[Guest]

My wife pulled me on to her - we were outside, being adventurous - and my head hit her in the nose and broke it.

 

[hogjack]

Well...

...my next door neighbor returned from work much earlier than usual. Much to my chagrin there were Fifi and I on the back patio "going at it" so to speak - and I look up and see Carol, the very nice neighbor lady. Carol didn't say anything, she just shook her head as in 'shame, shame on you'.

Later when Carol was out walking Fifi I snuck back over there and straightened up the patio.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

wow the ones i have arent as embarrassing as you guys i dunno if i should share them

 

[DevilBoy79]

wow the ones i have arent as embarrassing as you guys i dunno if i should share them

Interesting story Tyme, none of ours can come close to that, whew

 

[corruptor1971]

Mine rather tame but I hope all men will have empathy with me. WIfe and best friend spent 30 minutes giving me a feal good blowjob alternating when they got fed up then 69'd each other and it did not even twitch. I did not get embarressed until they started to tell me it happened to every one at some time and to forget it.........patronising bitches......lol.

 

[charlien]

Lived with a lady for a while...

...who had a 12 year old daughter. One afternoon the daughted said she was off to play with her friend down the road so we decided it was a good time for a little lovin'.

So 15 minutes later there we are on the bed doggie style goin' at it hard and just as we get there I notice the daughter standing in the partially open door.

My lady friend told me later it provided the perfect opportunity to have the sex talk she'd been putting off for far to long anyway.

 

[Desert Amazon]