Embarrassing Erections Cocks And Nipple's

[nawtybone]

Hey beautiful people i'm pretty sure there has to be some veeeery interesting stories to be shared on this topic. this obviously includes both male and female participation.

i'll start off with one of mine. i fell asleep on a 2hr flight, and was very gently woken by a beautiful, flushed, flight attendant, asking me to hook up my seat belt as we were approaching the runway to land. i immediately realised why she was blushing when my hand hit my seriously hard, erect cock, pitching a tent in my sweats. then it was MY turn to blush, and before i could say anything..... she was gone!!!!

please contribute to this thread with your stories

 

[Macdaddy23]

Walking in a store I was all soft walking through the parking lot. Well I started feeling the erection coming on. I was thinking "Shit, not now!" Looked like a damn warhead as I was near the opening and 8 college girls saw me. They looked like "Who gets him first?" It was awkward to say the least. That's just one story mind you.

 

[RedDelicious09]

hahah i went out the other night... a guy was dancing behind me (whom i didnt know) and a guy pushed between us- cock fully erect. it fully backstabbed me- and then he just grinned and danced right along side me.
funny thing is i was with a whole bunch of friends and my boyfriend- they all noticed the boner

 

[Macdaddy23]

hahah i went out the other night... a guy was dancing behind me (whom i didnt know) and a guy pushed between us- cock fully erect. it fully backstabbed me- and then he just grinned and danced right along side me.
funny thing is i was with a whole bunch of friends and my boyfriend- they all noticed the boner

I'm sure you didn't mind that did you?

 

[nawtybone]

hahah i went out the other night... a guy was dancing behind me (whom i didnt know) and a guy pushed between us- cock fully erect. it fully backstabbed me- and then he just grinned and danced right along side me.
funny thing is i was with a whole bunch of friends and my boyfriend- they all noticed the boner

the only kinda backstabbing thats flattering

there was a time when my sis in law used to live with us, and everyday after uni, she would fall asleep on the couch. she NEVER wore a bra at home, so i always had side and top views of her breasts incl nipples. well, i made it a habit to watch something on the telly in that lounge, anything..... till one day my wife came and joined me watching poker. she noticed my cock twitching, and when she turned away from me to look in the direction i was facing, she had me nailed!!! luckily though, she realised it was all harmless, so till today, when we share our fantasies, her li'll sis always features.

 

[CrimsonAlex]

High School....specifically French class. Was one of a very few males in the class to make it all 4 years. There were always gorgeous girls in French class. My junior year, we had a French exchange student, who was gorgeous and had by far the best pair of tits in the school. She also had a habit of wearing very tight shirts with no bras, leaving next to nothing to the imagination. Naturally, I stared to my hearts content when ever I could. The perfect time for my teacher to call me up to the board. To make things worse, while trying to make an excuse why I couldn't at that moment, I had to stumblingly do so in French.

Funny when I look back on it.

 

[Macdaddy23]

High School....specifically French class. Was one of a very few males in the class to make it all 4 years. There were always gorgeous girls in French class. My junior year, we had a French exchange student, who was gorgeous and had by far the best pair of tits in the school. She also had a habit of wearing very tight shirts with no bras, leaving next to nothing to the imagination. Naturally, I stared to my hearts content when ever I could. The perfect time for my teacher to call me up to the board. To make things worse, while trying to make an excuse why I couldn't at that moment, I had to stumblingly do so in French.

Funny when I look back on it.

Got to love French tits

 

[Macdaddy23]

In the 9th grade, the teacher was out in Science and there was this hot young substitute teacher (damn she looked good!) I would say she was in her early 20's and she looked like she should have been Playboy, fantastic body, great tits, hair you wanted to pull back.. anyway

We had to watch this stupid movie until some guy pulls out the first version of "Girls Gone Wild" out of his back pack. He asked her "Can we watch this?" She grinned and said "Yes". (I wouldn't doubt that she had been in the movie). So all the guys ended up hard as a rock and could hardly move when it was time to leave class. My cock had already hit the desk after seeing so many tits. That teacher did it for me though. There was a lot of SLOW walking leaving that class.

 

[theweescotsman]

In hospital recently I was mortified to be woken for my early morning meds by one of the ward nurses and realising I was sporting quite obvious evidence that my dreams had been very stimulating, bless her soul she didn't bat an eye, but I must have been bright red in the face

 

[Macdaddy23]

In hospital recently I was mortified to be woken for my early morning meds by one of the ward nurses and realising I was sporting quite obvious evidence that my dreams had been very stimulating, bless her soul she didn't bat an eye, but I must have been bright red in the face

Speaking of hospitals, I had a female neurologist when I was 16 so they could figure out where the seizures came from in the brain well this woman should have been the Playboy Playmate of the Year. Damn, she was hot! I was on camera 24/7 so I'm on tape with a lot of hard on's and that female neurologist had a hell of a rack. She liked to tease me so she would leave her blouse open just enough so I could see "the mountains". Not only did she do that but she would press up against me feeling my erection. Great legs too on this woman. Well, she almost killed me by not getting medication to me in time. She owes me damn good sex and a bj to boot!!!

 

[blackstallion21]

In the 9th grade, the teacher was out in Science and there was this hot young substitute teacher (damn she looked good!) I would say she was in her early 20's and she looked like she should have been Playboy, fantastic body, great tits, hair you wanted to pull back.. anyway

We had to watch this stupid movie until some guy pulls out the first version of "Girls Gone Wild" out of his back pack. He asked her "Can we watch this?" She grinned and said "Yes". (I wouldn't doubt that she had been in the movie). So all the guys ended up hard as a rock and could hardly move when it was time to leave class. My cock had already hit the desk after seeing so many tits. That teacher did it for me though. There was a lot of SLOW walking leaving that class.

Damn do i wish I had ninth grade teachers who let us watch GGW!!!

 

[BongoGal]

Back in high school, I used to go out of my way to cause embarrassing erections.

 

[HornyVikingMN]

We knew it!

Back in high school, I used to go out of my way to cause embarrassing erections.

Yeah, we knew that you girls got together and conspired to embarrass us. We had our fun, you had yours!

 

[Orion777]

When I was a teenager I was riding the Metro and it was crowded. I was checking out this girl about 20 feet away, I had a clear view and she didn't notice me, but before I knew it my imagination was running wild and I felt an erection coming on... almost fully erect before I realized it. I turned away from the girl, only to find that I was stiff about a foot away form this cute thirtysomething woman's face, and she was looking straight ahead.

Imagining that woman sucking me off while the entire rail car watched gave me jackoff material for years.

 

[saskatuna1]

I could have sworn I was past the whole "unexpected public erection" thing, being 27, but lo and behold, it happened bigtime on the beach on vacation only a month ago. Couldn't move from my towel for quite some time...

 

[nawtybone]

I could have sworn I was past the whole "unexpected public erection" thing, being 27, but lo and behold, it happened bigtime on the beach on vacation only a month ago. Couldn't move from my towel for quite some time...

**NEWSFLASH DUDE**

I'M 40 AND I STILL HAVE THOSE HAPPENING TO ME, AND IT DOESN'T NEED ENCOURAGEMENT
i often get serious erections while in bussiness meetings, all i need is the whiff of a female

 

[welatshaw]

Another hospital one

Not too long ago, in for a relatively minor procedure, but had to have a catheter inserted. Unfortunately, the nurse doing it was the hottest piece of ass I'd seen in months, and it had been awhile since I'd last gotten laid. Let's just say her eyebrows went up in surprise when she pulled the sheet down to do the catheter.

BTW, after the procedure, when it was removed? Same nurse, and I screamed like a girl, I freely admit it. Guys, if you can avoid this in the future, I highly reccomend doing so.

 

[panagiotis]

My most embarassing erection was during a class reunion in my middle 20's, as I was dancing King Crimson's Epitaph with an ex-teacher. At that moment I fell I wanted to die, and for the rest of the song I tried to keep the lower part of my body in a distance, which was really ridiculous. But that was also the most-productive-embarassing-erection of my life, since it was an unintended signal for her: we ended up having sex for 2 days.

 

[AllenWmsUSA]

In the 9th grade, the teacher was out in Science and there was this hot young substitute teacher (damn she looked good!) I would say she was in her early 20's and she looked like she should have been Playboy, fantastic body, great tits, hair you wanted to pull back.. anyway

We had to watch this stupid movie until some guy pulls out the first version of "Girls Gone Wild" out of his back pack. He asked her "Can we watch this?" She grinned and said "Yes". (I wouldn't doubt that she had been in the movie). So all the guys ended up hard as a rock and could hardly move when it was time to leave class. My cock had already hit the desk after seeing so many tits. That teacher did it for me though. There was a lot of SLOW walking leaving that class.

Bullshit.