Embarrassing Erection Situations

[Aussie Worm]

So what were the most embarrassing situations where your friend decided to pop up and say hello and how did you hide it?

When I was younger it used to happen to me during maths on Tuesdays right before sport, while I was wearing some little to ‘snug’ sports pants. I guess I did a good job of hiding it since no one said a thing. Damn hormones.

This is mostly for the guys. Girls, are there any times that the head lights came on and you wish they wouldn’t?

 

[KillerMuffin]

I never notice 'em 'til someone rudely points them out. Sometimes those unfortunate testosterone ridden idiots gape and say nothing while a little glop of drool forms on the corner of the mouth. My response is to loudly slap a barrier, like a newspaper or magazine, over them and give that yes, you just fucked up and you look like an idiot now look.

As for those moments when the little guy decides to see what's going on the world, I pretend not to notice. It's easier to stare that way. I did have a highly embarrassing dildo moment, however. The dog found it, took it to the front porch, and cheerfully gnawed on it for a few hours. The yes, you just fucked up and you look like an idiot now look doesn't work on dogs.

 

[Barb Dwyer]

It takes a lot to make me blush

When my 'friends' pop up I am not embarrassed! Nay, I rather like it!

And I happen to have the perfect hiding place for it.

Nor do I get embarrassed when my nipples stand at attention and salute. I am a patriotic kind of gal. Proud to be an American!

 

[lobito]

when I was with my girlfriend, just kinda makin' out late at night, and her mother came into the room rather unexpectedly.

I was hard as a rock, when she told us she was going to bed, and to not get into any "trouble". Gave us both a hug, and well, Let's just say "mom" got an unexpected surprise.

I wasn't allowed to see much of the girl after that for some reason.

 

[Aaron26]

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