Embarassing moments

[Nemasis Enforcer]

I remember when I was at school (not that long ago) and there was this teacher called Ms. McMillan, she was really hot, about 28, big tits, tight ass you get the idea...
Anyway I was in her class one day staring at her ass and tits like normal, after class I found myself alone in the corridor with a major hard-on and thinking about McMillan.
Before I knew it I moaned out "Ohhhh god Miss McMillan mmmm Yes" then I felt an arm go around my shoulder and a voice whisper in my ear "I think you should keep those thoughts in your bedroom and your hand" you can guess who it was... thats right McMillan.

Just wondering if anyone else had an embarassing experiance they'd like to share with everyone else?.

Male and female are welcome.

 

[Icey*Fire]

This is a moment that I will never forget..each time someone asks me what my most embarrassing moment was I tell them about this incidence.

I was a paramedic a few years ago and volunteered here in my town almost every night. One night my partner and I got called to a major car accident out on this curvy FM road. A car had turned over and the occupants were ejected and this guy was lying in the middle of the street and was having terrible pain in his left thigh, an apparent fracture. So I was applying an air splint to his leg.( keep in mind that there are about a dozen or more firefighters and police and bystanders there watching). Well, ok so I have this air spling on his leg and now I have to blow it up so that the force of the splint will relieve some of his pain. The valve to the splint was somehow, damn I wished I had paid more attention to that part! , was at the top of the splint next to his groin. WEll as you can imagine I was leaning over him blowing up the splint, and I hear from the crowd of people....WOW LOOK AT HER BLOW...!!

OMG I was so embarrassed, but what could I do, I had to keep going.

We all laughed later after the run was complete, but that is a moment I will never forget.

 

[UnseenChagrin]

My mother always told me not to run in the house or I'd fall and break my face. When I was 18, I proved her right.

I was at a friend's house and it was late and we were being dumb, so I took off running down the hall as he was chasing me. I took a big trip and fell into the corner of an oak entertainment center; I moved it 2 inches and broke my cheek. I now have two plates in my face, some scars, some issues, and a really klutzy story. Not to mention, I was sober as anything and no one at the ER believed me.

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

great stories

Hi Icey*fire and UnseenChagrin.

Another time I was at the shops buying a paper, I was really horny and saw this really goodlooking woman on my way home, Instant hard-on.
With a bulge in my pants and her approaching I decided I needed to hide it.
I jumped onto a wall that i didn't realise was wet, slipped over it backwards and somehow my jean's got caught on something and ended up around my kness leaving me in only boxershorts and a hard-on.
She laughed so hard she nearly cryed (as did I from embarassment) before helping me up and saying "I think I prefer to have sex indoors but thanks for the offer"

 

[Icey*Fire]

Hi Nemasis..

This happened a couple of years ago when I was visiting my sis in Abliene, TX.

There is an Air Force base there and of course you see airmen all the time around town.

We were at the mall, just walking into a store, when out came this airman in a uniform jumpsuit and he was putting his cover on his head, wow was he gorgeous. Well I could not help but stare at him and I kept staring as I was walking toward the door to the store, (my sis had already gone in), naturally, I walked right into the door as I was looking back over my shoulder at this hunk.

Thankfully he did not even see me, LOL, probably the only time I am so glad a man did not notice me at all.

 

[Ms_Kat]

Kids are great for embarrassing you...


After an intense love-making session with my husband, I realized that two little eyes were peaking over the edge of the mattress. A few days later, in the checkout counter at the grocery store, my little angel says very loudly, "When do I get to cum?" Unable to be quiet after he saw me blushing, he reached up (he was sitting in the grocery cart seat) and said, "God, you have beautiful titties."

Another time I overheard him telling his teacher that he wanted to take band so he could learn to play the "skin-flute like mommie and then we can have concerts."

Hugs,




Kat

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

Hugs back to you Ms_Kat and thanks for sharing.

I have had an experiance like yours Icey*Fire.

I was walking in town, and saw a really sexy girl, I just couldn't take my eyes off her as she came walking past me.
I kept my eyes on her as long as possible and she knew it, she kept giving me little smiles and winks to keep my attention, she had stoped walking now and was just watching me.
I was looking over my shoulder at her and then Wham!
Streight into a solid stone colloum in the street.
I busted up my nose pritty bad on that one, but it was the embarrassment of how it happened that got to me most.
The girl laughed and walked off as sis everyone who saw how it happened.

Take care all.

 

[done_got_old]

Several years ago I had a student in my 8th grade class named Kenneth. (Yes, I changed the name to protect the innocent.) Kenneth was a big kid, about 5'9" and 190 lbs. Kenneth always had something in his mouth; gum, a pencil, a piece of paper, anything.

One day I told him to throw the gum away. He said, "I'm not chewing gum."

"Well, what's in your mouth?"

"I'm sucking on an ink pen top." was the reply.

My response was, "Well I guess it's okay to suck as long as you don't swallow." As soon as I said it, I realized what I had said. No one in the class made a sound. You could have heard a mouse tinkle on cotton. I went on with my work. From the back of the room, I heard a whisper.

"Do you think she knew what she said?"

"No, I don't think so." (remember I was over 50)

When I dismissed the class to go to lunch the halls erupted in laughter. I understand that chaos reigned in the cafeteria that day.

Needless to say Kenneth never had anything in his mouth in my class again.

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

welcome

Hi Done_got_old,

Welcome to my thread and i'd just like to say thanks for sharing that with us all.

I cans ee how that could be taken wrong but still it is funny as hell

 

[done_got_old]

It was funny! It was the talk of the school for days and days.

When one of the students visited me recently she asked if I remembered that day. I told that I had, but there was nothing that I could have said to clean it up, so it was best to let them think I didn't know what I had said.

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

Another school story

I remeber another school story I was involved in,

I was in class, and had a porno mag in my bag, my mate had got it from his dads room and given it to me (we were 14 at the time),
Being that i'd not ever seen anything like it at that age, I was hard all lesson after looking at it before hand.
Giving the lesson was a not so sexy teacher, so my attention was well off the lesson being taught.
The fire drill went suddenly and everyone was rushed out including me and my hard-on.
just as we got to the door my mate suddenly shouted "Nemasis (not my real name that has been covered to protect my identity ) your porno mag!" everyone stopped and looked at me then a girl I really liked just shouted "Nemasis your hard-on" I never lived that down until I left school.

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

This is fun

I never thought telling embarrassing stuff about myself would be so much fun, anyone else got anything to add?

 

[Guest]

Re: This is fun

I never thought telling embarrassing stuff about myself would be so much fun, anyone else got anything to add?

When I was 19 and in the Marines, a bunch of us went to the gym. It was busy with men and women working out, walking around, etc.

Well, I was wearing nylon running shorts. No underwear because the shorts have one of those linings, so if you wear underwear it all bunches up.

So I'm on the stair-stepper just stepping along ata pretty good pace. I notice people walking by looking at me funny. The guys are looking at me like they're ready to kick my ass, the women are looking at me and giggling.

So I look down, the lining in my shorts had ripped, and there's the curve (flaccid of course) out through the pant leg just bouncing along. I immediately left LOL

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

Hi Curvaceous Gent,

Thanks for sharing your story with us

 

[UnseenChagrin]

When I was in 6th grade, I distinctly recall "the talk" about how if us girls ever needed feminine supplies we shouldn't feel embarassed to go to the office and get some. Of course, most everyone was still pretty immature about this sort of thing and no girl would ever dream about doing it unless she was suicida (kids are soo mean!).

During this time I was also in band and I played the clarinet. I was having problems with some of the keys so my director told me to go out and buy pads for the keys. Of course, a few days later when he was going to fix it for me, he asks me in front of the class, "So, did you remember to bring your pads today so we can take care of that problem you've been having?" That's almost as bad as wearing white pants and starting....

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

that must have been bad

Hi UnseenChagrin,

I can understand how that would have been really embarrassing.

Kids can be so crule

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

No one got anything else they'd like to share Oh well

 

[MT_Pitcher]

No one got anything else they'd like to share Oh well

Probably the first time I tried to lose my virginity when I was 15. I was trying with the easiest girl I could find. It was 4 in the afternoon and we were in a leaf pile (of all places!) in a park, right near my home. This is where we all hung around. High school was out that day for some reason or another. We had been making out for a while and I had her panties off. I pulled down my pants and had just entered her when the young kids from the Catholic school came running through the park when they got out. Well, I scooped as many leaves as I could over my bare ass, trying to cover up but somehow the mood was gone! I never got back to her after that, we couldn’t look at each other without laughing. First actual success took almost a year later. And that was in another park! But at night, I learned my lesson!

 

[Cathleen]

Well this has nothing to do with sex..... but I was at a physical therapy place and on the treadmill. You know they say to start the machine slowly and step on holding the rail. Ok, did that no problem, so I decided it was safe to increase the speed. Still doing ok, but someone called my name and I lost my footing, slid off the back of the treadmill and took out the PT, who is 6'5", I'm 5"2". Bad enough? Did it twice!!!

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

Hi MT_Pitcher and Cathleen,

Thanks for sharing those stories with us all if you can ever think of anything else please come back and share again im just thinking of another embarrassing moment right now i'll post it later

 

[Cathleen]

Well, this one goes along the same vein. I am a klutz......

It was the first day of 7th grade, when you are at the lovely stage of raging hormones and such, we gathered outside the building to meet our homeroom teachers and then go inside for the start of the day. On the stairs going down to my assigned room I tripped and took out the teacher! Really nice way to start out! Skirt over the head kind of fall!! Talk about embarrassing! Ouch! And years later I will still hear about it from some of my friends. I suppose I should learn to walk.

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

Well, this one goes along the same vein. I am a klutz......

It was the first day of 7th grade, when you are at the lovely stage of raging hormones and such, we gathered outside the building to meet our homeroom teachers and then go inside for the start of the day. On the stairs going down to my assigned room I tripped and took out the teacher! Really nice way to start out! Skirt over the head kind of fall!! Talk about embarrassing! Ouch! And years later I will still hear about it from some of my friends. I suppose I should learn to walk.

Hi Cate (I hope you don't mind me shortening your name)

I remember my first day in secondary school wasn't that nice really... I arrived as normal a little nervious and not really knowing my way around, I really need to go to the loo and was desperatly looking for the male toilets much to my horror I couldn't find them!

Asking someone where they were I was told to just go into the room at the end of the corridor and thats them.

Rushing in without hesitaion I ran for a toilet to pee in.

The bell suddenly went for everyone to change class and the door was pushed open and to my horror a bunch of girls walked in it was onlt then I realised that I was in the girls bathroom!

God the look on my face when I realised and the laughter on theirs!!!

I never forgave the guy who gave me directions

 

[Cathleen]

Hi there, I don't mind you shortening my name at all!


This particular moment was when I was about 18 or so. I was skiing and on the chair-lift. I saw a really good looking guy, a fairly good skier, and was watching him. Well I guess I got too carried away looking - I turned my head to keep looking and fell out of the chair-lift!! It wasn't too far a fall, but it was just so shocking!! My friends, (we skiied in a large group of family and friends) of course knew just what happened, razzing me the whole weekend. I did meet the guy though!! He was nice!
lol

Gosh, the funny things in life!

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

Hi there, I don't mind you shortening my name at all!


This particular moment was when I was about 18 or so. I was skiing and on the chair-lift. I saw a really good looking guy, a fairly good skier, and was watching him. Well I guess I got too carried away looking - I turned my head to keep looking and fell out of the chair-lift!! It wasn't too far a fall, but it was just so shocking!! My friends, (we skiied in a large group of family and friends) of course knew just what happened, razzing me the whole weekend. I did meet the guy though!! He was nice!
lol

Gosh, the funny things in life!

I know.

Some of the things thats happened to me, at the time I was mortified but now I can look back and laught thtas why I started this thread just for the laugh of sharing my formally untold secrets.

Im trying to think of some more now, when they come to me i'll post them.

If anyone else wants to contibute feel free but this is it for me for now till I can think up someonre stuff, its all in the back of my mind I just need to dig it up

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

I remembered another thing that happened.

It was when I was leaving school, it is tradition at the school I went to, to have your shirt sign by everyone on your final day, well I did that with no problem infact i've still got it now!!!.

It was just after that when it happened, some poeple who were in my year got a load of shaving foam and flour and egg's things like that and guess what heppened with it...

Thats right I was covered by it all, my hair was coated in egg and flour and my face in shaving foam with black marker pen under it I may add and I had to wait outside the junior school for my friends little brother like that with aload of other people stod staring at me like I was a freak...

Talk about embarrassed!!!.