Embarassing Moments

[Princessintrng]

This one just happened about 30 minutes ago, I jumped in to take a shower and upon getting out of the shower realized I didn't grab a towel out of the dryer. I throw open the bathroom door and go into the hallway to get a towel out of the dryer and there in my hallway stands a maintenance man who came by to fix my thermostate.....

Do you think I'll have to pay for his therapy?

 

[thegreenfairy]

He should pay you... he got the show, after all.

 

[SweetCherry]

A couple weeks ago, I stepped out of the bath and wrapped in a skimpy towel wakled past my front door and at that exact moment, my Schwans guy showed up at my front door. I don't know who blushed more. Me or him.

 

[Princessintrng]

Sad thing is

I live in bible belt USA with sooooo many red necks, and this boy was about 20-21 the same age as my oldest child and after he goes out the front door and I grab a towel and head for the bathroom, I throw on a t-shirt and sweats and open the door for him and ask if he is okay (by now he looks like he is turning blue) and he says he is okay but has one question... "why don't you got no hair down thar and how come you got a ring in your stuff" Okay...... I told him I was a little kinky and he told me he had to get me a new thermostate... I won't be showering without towels again

 

[snoozebutton]

Re: Sad thing is

I live in bible belt USA with sooooo many red necks, and this boy was about 20-21 the same age as my oldest child and after he goes out the front door and I grab a towel and head for the bathroom, I throw on a t-shirt and sweats and open the door for him and ask if he is okay (by now he looks like he is turning blue) and he says he is okay but has one question... "why don't you got no hair down thar and how come you got a ring in your stuff" Okay...... I told him I was a little kinky and he told me he had to get me a new thermostate... I won't be showering without towels again

Obviously he needed the education as if he had to call it stuff he is sorely lacking in his verbal and sexual skills lol

 

[ricsmis]

omg!!!

well i use a beard trimmer down there, and one day my son (4) and my H were talking to my MIL. MIL said that H could just use a trimmer to trim what little hair he has left. son said "you can use mommy's peepee trimmer!!!!" so much for me thinking he isnt paying attention.

 

[JupitersGirl]

Re: Sad thing is

I live in bible belt USA with sooooo many red necks, and this boy was about 20-21 the same age as my oldest child and after he goes out the front door and I grab a towel and head for the bathroom, I throw on a t-shirt and sweats and open the door for him and ask if he is okay (by now he looks like he is turning blue) and he says he is okay but has one question... "why don't you got no hair down thar and how come you got a ring in your stuff" Okay...... I told him I was a little kinky and he told me he had to get me a new thermostate... I won't be showering without towels again

I live in the Bible belt too and I can sooooo hear this! Thank you for starting my day with a big grin!!!!

 

[thegreenfairy]

Re: Sad thing is

I live in bible belt USA with sooooo many red necks, and this boy was about 20-21 the same age as my oldest child and after he goes out the front door and I grab a towel and head for the bathroom, I throw on a t-shirt and sweats and open the door for him and ask if he is okay (by now he looks like he is turning blue) and he says he is okay but has one question... "why don't you got no hair down thar and how come you got a ring in your stuff" Okay...... I told him I was a little kinky and he told me he had to get me a new thermostate... I won't be showering without towels again

That is unbelievably funny. I've never been to the bible belt. But I want to go now.

 

[JoseIsWild]

One time when I lived in the dorms at college, I was taking a shower in the community room up the hall. While doing so, some joker stole my clothes, my towels, and my keys.

I had to walk completely naked down my dorm hall and ask each resident if they had my belongings--I knew about which of the 3 rooms it was. While doing so 2 people came out and took pictures of me. I have no idea what became of those.

 

[Guest]

omg!!!

well i use a beard trimmer down there, and one day my son (4) and my H were talking to my MIL. MIL said that H could just use a trimmer to trim what little hair he has left. son said "you can use mommy's peepee trimmer!!!!" so much for me thinking he isnt paying attention.

I'll sigh in comiseration, as soon as I stop laughing.....

Yup, der kinder always hear, and remember, and repeat when least wanted.

 

[wolf2002]

most embarassing...

Some while ago on Lit there was a thread called the ‘Sound of Ecstasy’, where a couple posted audio records of their love making (mainly hers). I downloaded some files at the office to listen them in private. Pretty hot stuff. Of course I made sure I erased them afterwards.
One day we had a goodbye party for a co-worker at the office. I was playing some cd’s on my computer. At one moment, when I wasn;t paying attention, someone sat behind my computer and started browsing through my media files. Apparently I hadn;t done a very good job erasing because suddenly I heard the first soft moans of ecstasy all through the office. I jumped to the computer to put it off.

I am still not sure if the strange looks I received were caused by my sudden movement (and my reddening face) or because the first soft moans had come through clearly.