email fantasies

[Artist]

Hello. I am new to the site. I'm a 47 year old Canadian male...broadcaster/writer...who enjoys creating erotic fantasies via email with intelligent, articulate women who find this a safe and sensuous vehicle through which to explore all realms of sexual imagination. I'd love to hear from any such lady who would like to participate by adding a little to a story every few days. If interested please drop me a line at luvmayker@hotmail.com

 

[Patryn]

Since when did this site turn into Adult Friend Finder? You have to give the man credti though, at least he was a little more tasteful than "who wants my cock up their ass".

 

[CreamyLady]

Hmmm . . . the approach sounds awfully familiar to me . . .

You are right, Patryn. It is far more tasteful. If I weren't already in the coils of such a thing, I might even respond.

 

[Jade]

Since when did this site turn into Adult Friend Finder? You have to give the man credti though, at least he was a little more tasteful than "who wants my cock up their ass".

Patryn...
You are REALLY taking a strong grip on this "witty" thing aren't ya? I LOVE it! LMFAO!!

BTW: What WAS that guy's name anyway...?

 

[Artist]

apology

Hello again. It looks like I might owe an apology to this site. I am certainly not trying to elicit any real time encounters. I am happily married to a very erotic woman. We are both into the swinging lifestyle and have more than enough real life activities. I am interested only in totally anonymous email fiction writing. If I have stepped outside the bounds of this site then I do indeed apologize and won't appear here again.

 

[Patryn]

Nah Jade, just being me. *breaks into song* I gotta be meee-eeee!*

 

[CreamyLady]

Oh, you don't need to apologize, Artist. You were quite clear about the email fantasy aspect.

We are just having fun with the post, and, as usual, sometimes forgetting that a real person might expect a real answer.

If you stick around, you'll find we aren't always going off on tangents.

 

[Nexxus]

The trajectory of a hypotenuse is in direct corelation to the sinuflex....
This guy is just TOO well spoken. I think Sir Alec Guiness' spirit has invaded his body.
BTW....you say "it beats 'who wants a cock up your ass'" like its a bad thing.

Nex

 

[CreamyLady]

The trajectory of a hypotenuse is in direct corelation to the sinuflex....
Nex

Please . . . I just found out I've got to take a lot of catchup math. My brain hurts.

 

[Patryn]

IMHO, a cock up MY ass is a bad thing.

 

[Bliss]

It all depends on the cock.

(ba-da-daaa, thank you very much)

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Would my cock-a-doodle-do?

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Not interested but nice to see another canadian here.

Bonnie

 

[Bliss]

LOL! Dixon, you are a very bad boy! Adorable, but bad.

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I'm going to hide now!

 

[Patryn]

Dixon, for some reason I'm laughing and thinking that was lame at the same time.

 

[SimplySouthern]

enamoured by the lameness perhaps?

It does have that endearing quality

 

[Gingersnap]

I think this one has been here before. Cock a doodle he wants to switch noodles.

 

[Cheyenne]

Why didn't anyone suggest the sexual role play board to this guy? Not exactly email, but the same basic idea, isn't it?

 

[CreamyLady]

Why didn't anyone suggest the sexual role play board to this guy? Not exactly email, but the same basic idea, isn't it?

Not exactly. Emails are more private.

 

[Skibum]

Artist, have you considered the sexual roleplaying threads on the board? That sounds like what you are looking for.

 

[Skibum]

Oops. I should have read the previous posts a little closer.

 

[Artist]

sexual role playing

Thank you for the suggestion of checking out the sexual role playing discussion area. It's a good idea for those who are on the computer regularly and are able to keep pace with the contributions. However, I am looking for a less frantic pace...perhaps one or two creative emails per week.