Elmo?

[SweetCherry]

Just a little funny to start your day!

Elmo's package

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmofactory. The
personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock at the personnel
manager's door. The assembly line foreman comesinand starts ranting about this new employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up.

The foreman takes the personnel managerdown to the factory floor to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll ofthe material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles.

They both watch as she cuts a little>piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs. The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I
guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two...test...tickles

 

[Juspar Emvan]

*giggle*














I can do that without getting flamed cant't I?














Bite me if I can't.

 

[SweetCherry]

I won't flame ya, Juspar, baby!! You're too cute to flame anyhow!

 

[willywanker]

ROFLMAO

Now that is funny!! Thanks for a good start on the day!!

 

[Beaker]

Good stuff

 

[Kermit]

Muppet jokes... hmmmm

 

[Angel]

Bite me if I can't.

You can, but I wouldnt mind biting you anyway.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Bite away.

I have no idea what I taste like.

 

[SweetCherry]

Juspar, just a guess, but I would have to say you taste like kiwi.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

yech

Can't stand the things myself.

 

[SweetCherry]

Oh, not me! I love the taste of a kiwi. I don't think there's anything better in this world. Now, if I can only get thru til December and get to taste a REAL kiwi, I'll be very, VERY happy!

 

[Weird Harold]

I love the taste of a kiwi

Fruit, Bird, Or Native of New Zealand, or all of the above?

 

[SweetCherry]

Harold, it would be in this order. First, native of New Zealand, second, fruit. As far as the bird, well, I think I would prefer chicken!

Now, where's my Draco so I can get my morning dose of kiwi?

 

[Juspar Emvan]

At McDonalds here they have a burger called a 'Kiwi Burger', it's just a slight variation on a McFeast (you do have them right?) but close to what you could buy at any typical New Zealand hamburger joint. I am constantly amazed at how many tourists ask *cheesiest american accent he can conjer up* "Does that have real kiwi in it?"

The kiwi is an endangered species you know, all of it's varieties.


But you can still bite me I don't think I'm endangered yet.

 

[SweetCherry]

*sneaking over and sliding up behind Juspar and biting and nibbling his ear and neck*

I would rather nibble than bite, sweetie! And maybe a lick or two as well!

Oh yeah. And I do NOT have an accent. Just cuz you kiwis think I do, doesn't mean it's true!

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Crazy Yank Bitch

Of course you do, are you trying to say it's me with the accent? Pfft, talk to the left.

By the same token sweets you can nibble anytime it takes your fancy


OMG, I've hijacked a muppet thread to trade sexual innuendo with a fruit. I think I need to take some medication.

 

[SweetCherry]

C'mere, Juspar. Let nice, sweet Nurse Cherry take care of you! I have some medicine for you! How about a sponge bath?

And that's CHEEKY yank bitch, you demented Kiwi!

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Hmmm, Nurse Cherry

*Rolls the word around his mouth a little* Nurse Cherry, Nurse Cherry, Nurse Cherry.

Definite possibilites there babe. A sponge bath sounds like a great start.

 

[SweetCherry]

Be a good boy now, Juspar and do as Nurse Cherry tells you. Take off all you clothes and lay back. I think a bit of PHYSICAL therapy is called for!

 

[Juspar Emvan]

*Removing clothes and laying back a look of mixed apprehension and anticipation on his face*

Yes miss, what ever you say

 

[SweetCherry]

Juspar, dear, you are just altogether too willing!

*taking a bowl of warm water and a sponge and wiping Juspar's body*

Now, just relax as the naughty.er, I mean NICE.nurse gives you a spinge bath!

 

[Juspar Emvan]

*tries really hard to relax as the sexy lady in the short dress sponges him. Parts of his body refuse to lie down however*

 

[indyweasel]

Well.. aint that the shit.. Juspar gets sponge baths.

*walks out of the thread muttering to himself*


Juspar - You lucky bastard

 

[SweetCherry]

C'mon back, indy! I think I can fit another sponge bath into my day!

Geez, Juspar, just relax already. It's not like I'm gonna bite. Well, maybe a bit, but not too hard. I promise!

 

[indyweasel]

*walks back in muttering to himself*

Juspar got all the hot water..

I'll wait for you to finish up with him.